chapter thirty, pipe down lover boy
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Teen Titans
Starfire : Felicity
Robin: Matt
Raven : Juliette
Beast boy : Finn
Cyborg : Nick
Kid flash : Chris
Starfire
Hear me out
Raven
No
Beast boy
No
Robin
No
Cyborg
No
Kid flash
No
Starfire
I didn't even get to finish...
Chris, you too? :(
Kid flash
Sorry Felicity I learnt the hard way that the only response to you asking hear me out is no
Robin
Wow you ask why Chris disagreed and not me
Cyborg
Pipe down lover boy
Starfire
Thank you Nick
Cyborg
Sorry the answer is still no
Starfire
Okay anyways
I was thinking since you guys are gonna be in la for a while longer
We should go to universal!!
Kid flash
I'm sorry I ever doubted you
Please forgive me you are my favourite person in the entire world
Robin
Chris what the fuck
Beast boy
Yeah Chris wtf
I thought I was your favourite
Kid flash
She has my universal tickets in her possession do not fuck this up for me
Starfire
So
Universal tomorrow
Yes?
Raven
No hold on
Why not Disney
Starfire
Cause universal has Hogswart
Raven
Disneyland has Spider-Man
Starfire
Fuck you're right
Robin
Him again.
Kid flash
What's up with Spider-Man?
Beast boy
Felicity has the biggest crush on Spider-Man
Cyborg
Which one?
Beast boy
All of them
Kid flash
Kid's just got taste I don't see a problem
Beast boy
It's the Peter Parker complex
Find any dorky shy brunet guy who does photography and Felicity will be there twirling her hair and giggling at all his jokes
Raven
These aren't even allegations
They're facts
Tobey needs to be glad we shamed her for the age difference
And Andrew should be thankful she couldn't date him because he has the same name as her dad
She was still dating Jake when Tom was single so he dodged a bullet
Cyborg
Imagine Felicity's next album being about Tom Holland
Unstoppable
You and him would've been a cute couple
Starfire
Right??
Robin
He's meh
Felicity make up your mind, do you like cowboys or spidermen I cannot be this many people at once
Starfire
Give me three business days I need to think about this
Beast boy
How about we vote
Disneyland or universal studios
Felicity doesn't get a vote because I know she can't make a decision
Starfire
Thank you Finn
Raven
Disneyland
Cyborg
Me too I want to see Spider-Man
Robin
Universal so we don't see Spider-Man
Kid flash
I want to see the dinosaurs
Beast boy
I gotta go with my homie Chris so universal it is
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iMessage!
Unknown
Cece we need to talk
Felicity
Who is this
Unknown
Seriously?
Felicity
Are you a scammer
Unknown
Cece it's me Jake
I know you didn't delete my number
Felicity
Oh, you
What do you want Jacob
Asshole
I want to talk
Felicity
About?
Asshole
Us
Felicity
I thought I was pretty clear when I said let's break up and after I wrote that album
Asshole
Come on you know we're meant to be together
You still wrote that love songs about me
Brooklyn baby, West Coast, Florida Kilos
And I saw the Twitter thread of you fighting with Colette over me
I know we hit a rough patch but clearly, you still love me as much as I love you
Felicity
I wrote a bunch of other songs on that album that says otherwise
Those songs were before, I don't know, I caught you cheating on me with Colette?
And the Twitter thread wasn't about you
Asshole
Cece I'm sorry about what happened it was just a bump in our relationship we can fix it
Felicity
We?
I'm not the one who cheated
I'm also not the one who went back to his ex-girlfriend who cheated on him too
Have you asked Colette recently how Evan is doing?
Asshole
That's not fair Cece
I fucked up and I'm sorry
Can we please just talk?
Felicity
No
Asshole
Please Cece
Let's talk
Please hear me out
Felicity
No
I genuinely don't know what you even want to talk about
Asshole
Please
Let's talk and afterwards, if you've decided that you still hate me I'll leave you alone
Felicity
Fine
We can talk just so you can leave me alone after
Asshole
Meet you at our spot in an hour?
Felicity
Where's that
Asshole
I know you remember
Felicity
I really don't
Asshole
I know you better than you think
I'll see you in an hour
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Reddit
r/felicityandjake
posted by anonymous
Chat leak between Felicity and Jake!
There's a leak of their recent texts and basically, they're going to meet tonight
I knew they were getting back together after that whole Twitter beef with Colette
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a great day for Jake and Felicity shippers
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I never liked Colette I'm so glad they're back together
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I hope somebody gets photos of them I want to see the moment they get back together
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I'm on it
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The Peter Parker complex is based on me btw. My friends coined that term after we reflected on all of my love interests.
Conclusion? I may have a type... also Matt having issues with Spiderboy Matt is the silliest thing ever, missing Robyn