chapter twenty one, how romantic
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The Holy Trinity
Bitch : Felicity
Asshat : Juliette
Fish fillet : Finn
Bitch
I'm on the way to New York now
Please text me
The drive from here to Manhattan is four hours
Asshat
How was the dinner
Bitch
Good
I met his family
We ate chicken
I kissed him
Played charades
Met Trevor the dog
Then it was time to go
Fish fillet
Wait what was that
Bitch
I met his dog
Asshat
YOU KISSED HIM THEN PLAYED CHARADES AS IF NOTHING HAPPENED?
Bitch
I didn't send those in chronological order
Asshat
CECE
YOU KISSED HIM?
WHEN
Bitch
After we played charades we went to the van
I think Matt thought he was going to drive me to the airport because I forgot to tell him Bryan and William were picking me up
Fish fillet
Who??
Bitch
My bodyguard and my driver??
Neither of them are talkative unfortunately...
Fish fillet
I wouldn't be too if I had to do a four-hour drive in the middle of the night
Asshat
FINN
FELICITY
DON'T CHANGE THE SUBJECT
Bitch
The legal name...
FINE
Okay so we're in the van and he apologised about his family and I told him that I really liked them and they should come to visit my parents if they're ever on the West Coast
Asshat
Bold move inviting his parents to meet yours
In some cultures, you'd be married
Fish fillet
I miss Sophie and Andrew can your mom make us dinner again
Asshat
Yeah the steamed fish and broccoli in gravy we need to visit them when we're all in town
WAIT CONTINUE THE STORY
Bitch
He said that I was the first girl he brought home but not in that way because he wasn't sure if it was going the way he thought
Then I kissed him
Fish fillet
How romantic
Kissing someone to shut them up
Bitch
I kissed him because I thought he was perfect
Never once has anyone been this considerate to me and he kept making sure I was fine
Fish fillet
Felicity Elizabeth Chen likes them shy and cute?
Then what the fuck happened with your exes who were the complete opposite?
Bitch
How do you think I realised what I liked
Asshat
Finn shut up
Cece what happened next
Bitch
I pulled away and told him I had to leave and he asked me if he was that bad
I didn't get to say it but he wasn't
And I told him I had to leave for New York but he was so adorable that I kissed him on the cheek and then ran down the street to meet Bryan and William
Asshat
What the fuck
You just left
Bitch
Well I had to be in New York
What was I meant to do
Sleepover at his house??
Fish fillet
Yes? You could readjust your sleeping schedule and then take a four-hour drive you could nap on???
Bitch
But Bryan and William were waiting
Was I meant to ask the Sturniolos if they could stay over too?
Asshat
Well you didn't have to leave right after you kissed him
Fish fillet
I have no words
How did you have three boyfriends before this
Bitch
Clearly I didn't like them enough
Asshat
We're going to leave you now
Spend this car ride reflecting on your stupidity I don't know how you do it
Bitch
Fine😿
I'll go see if my OTHER best friends want to talk to me
Fish fillet
I pray for Bryan and William
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Everybody hates Chris
Nicky Minaj : Nick
Mega_Met44 : Matt
Adopted : Chris
Nicky Minaj
Matt what is taking so long
Mega_Met44
I just kissed Felicity
Well
She kissed me
We just kissed
Adopted
We know kid
We were watching you from the upstairs window
Nicky Minaj
Yeah we were wondering why you were taking so long to come back inside considering how she left like twenty minutes ago
Mega_Met44
I'm just thinking
Adopted
Call 911
Matt is using his brain
It's gonna short out any second
Nicky Minaj
You just let her leave after she kissed you?
Mega_Met44
She had to go to New York for the tonight show
What was I meant to do
Nicky Minaj
ASK HER OUT???
Mega_Met44
What if she says no?
I'm not even sure if she likes me
Adopted
Bro
She kissed you
Mega_Met44
I was rambling
I think she wanted to just shut me up
Nicky Minaj
Chris just give up
Nothing will get through his thick skull that he actually has a shot this time
Matt come back inside
The neighbours are gonna call the cops if they see you sitting alone again
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The triplets rushed to the foyer the next morning upon hearing the endless ringing of the doorbell and their mom exclaiming. After rushing downstairs, they were greeted by a pile of gifts and a card explaining their arrival.
Sorry for coming empty-handed, I was afraid the delivery would ruin Nick's surprise. I wasn't sure what to give you guys so I picked a bunch of items I hope you'll all enjoy. Thank you for welcoming me into your home - Felicity.
The gifts consisted of baked goods, bouquets of flowers, candles and a basket of linens, more than the six of them could use up in this lifetime.
Chris nudged his brother as they dug into the muffin basket, "Are you sure she doesn't like you?"
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I can't blame Matt honestly. My ex used to walk me to all my classes, eat lunch with me and walked me home and I still wasn't sure he liked me until he said it.