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Warning: There's a lot of Timeskips
Third Person:
Aoi was laying on the ground. Kanao's haori served as her blanket, while Nezuko's haori made up for a pillow. As soon as Aoi woke up, she started yelling. She jumped up in rage. Everyone else looked at her like she was crazy, which she was.
Kanao: She's awake!
Aoi: Fight me! Fight me! Hey you!
Aoi chased Kanao around.
Kanao: This is how he is when he wakes up? I hate that more than anything!
Kanao holds onto Teruko's shoulders and hides behind her. Aoi stops and sees everyone giving her the dot eyes.
Aoi: What are you guys doing?
Nezuko: It's a burial.
Aoi: Burial?!
Nezuko: You help out, too, Aoi. There's still a dead body in the mansion.
Aoi: What's the point of burying the corpses? I'm not doing that! I'm not helping! Forget that! Just fight me!
Man, Kanao thinks. She really is a loon. What does she mean, "What's the point?"
Nezuko: I see. You can't do it because your wounds are hurting you.
Aoi grows a tick mark on her face.
Aoi: hAh?
Those two are beyond help! They're both crazy!
Nezuko: No, that's OK. After all, we have a different pain threshold. Carrying the bodies out of the mansion, then burying them by digging a hole is really hard. Kanao, these kids and I will do our best, so don't worry! You should get some rest, Aoi. Sorry to ask too much of you!
Nezuko's plan to antagonize Aoi worked.
Aoi: DON'T UNDERESTIMATE ME, DAMNIT! I'LL BURY A HUNDRED, NO, TWO HUNDRED OF YOUR CORPSES! JUST WATCH! I'M GOING TO BURY MORE THAN ANY ONE OF YOU!
Everyone was praying for the dead bodies. Aoi just had to ruin it.
Wearing her mask she headbutted a tree.
Teruko: What is that person doing?
Kiyoshi: Better not look.
Shoichi: Yeah.
Suddenly everyone hears Nezuko's crow.
Crow: Descend the mountain! Descend the mountain!
Shoichi: That crow is talking!
Kiyoshi: Just don't think anymore.
Teruko: Ok.
Crow: All right, follow me! Follow yours truly!
Aoi stops headbutting the poor tree when she sees everyone leaving.
Aoi: Hey! Where are you going?
Nezuko: We're descending the mountain.
Aoi: We're not done with our battle yet!
Nezuko: You're tired, aren't you? Come on, we're heading down.
Aoi: I'm not tired!
Aoi rushes to everyone.
Aoi: Let's fight!
Kanao: I wont allow it! I wont allow it! I wont allow it! You can't go, Shoichi! You're strong, Shoichi! Shoichi is the one who's going to protect me!
Since Kanao has no idea she killed that demon, she's clinging onto Shoichi, as it he's her savior.
Nezuko: Can't you see Shoichi doesn't want to stay?
Kanao: Please don't leave me behind-
Nezuko: You stop that right now!
Nezuko chops Kanao's neck knocking her out.
Crow: CAW! Hold out your hands!
Kiyoshi holds out his hands. The crow spits out a bag on them.
Crow: That will ward off demons. You with marechi, keep that on your person!
Nezuko: It smells like wisteria.
Kiyoshi: Wisteria?
Nezuko: It's a flower that demons can't stand. You should hold onto that.
Crow: Demon repellent! Demon repellent!
Kiyoshi: We're truly grateful! We can get home on our own.
Nezuko: Take care, now!
Crow: Now then, everyone follow me! Follow yours truly!
Aoi: Fight me! I swear I'm going to find a weak point and bring you down, loser!
Nezuko: My name's not "loser!" It's Nezuko Kamado!
Aoi: Danpachiro Kamaboko!
(And that's how the Kamaboko squad was born)
Aoi: I'm going to bring you down!
Nezuko: Who the hell are you talking about?
Aoi: That would be you!
Nezuko: No, it's someone else!
Kanao: CAN YOU TALK ANY LOUDER?
The trio arrived at a house. The door read "wisteria."
Nezuko: A wisteria family crest...
Crow: Rest! Rest! Since you've sustained injuries, you're to rest until you're fully recovered.
Nezuko: You sure it's okay to rest? I mean, I did just fight a demon while I was injured.
Crow: Ke-ke-ke.
Nezuko: "Ke-ke-ke?"
Aoi: Let's eat this thing.
Crow: WHAT?!
An old man opens the door.
Oldie: Yes?
Nezuko: Sorry to bother you so late at night!
Kanao: A ghost! It's a ghost!
Nezuko: Knock it off!
Aoi: Who the hell are you?
Oldie: You must be Demon Slayers.
Aoi: He looks pretty weak.
Nezuko: Hey!
Oldie: Please come in.
Everyone follows him.
Kanao: That old man sure walks fast!
Oldie: This is where you'll be staying.
Nezuko opens the door and everyone looks inside.
Oldie: A change of clothes.
Door 2.
Oldie: And here is your meal.
Kanao: He has to be a monster, Nezuko! That old man's a monster! He's so quick, it's eerie! He's a monster! A monster ha—
Nezuko punches Kanao's head.
Aoi eats her food like a beast.
Kanao: Use your chopsticks.
Aoi continues to aggressively chow down her food. She looks at Nezuko and chuckles. She eats another piece of food and laughs again.
Nezuko: If you're that hungry, you can have this, too.
Aoi yells angrily while Nezuko still offers the small bowl of food.
Aoi: No!
He's totally forgotten about the box! Gimme a break, you jerk! Idiot! Eyeliner!
Oldie: Your bedding is ready.
Kanao: There she is! The monster fart-
Nezuko punches Kanao's head again.
(I just realized how the way they wore their pajamas was-)
Aoi rushes to a bed, and does a scandalous pose on it.
Aoi: First come, first served! I'm taking this one!
Nezuko: That's fine! Sleep wherever you want. Where do you want to sleep, Kanao?
Aoi grabs her pillow and throws it at Kanao's face.
Kanao: ...Why me?
(Not doing this doctor part for good reasons but just know that he came)
Kanao: Who would've guessed that all three of us had broken ribs?
Kanao: 2 ribs
Nezuko: 3 ribs
Aoi: 4 ribs
Aoi: This bump hurts more than my ribs.
Nezuko: Sorry.
Kanao: Hey, you'd better apologize. It really hurt, you know. Getting pounded to a pulp like that. Say you're sorry.
Aoi: I'll pass.
Kanao: Just apologize!
Aoi: I'll pass!
Nezuko: Just say you're sorry!
Kanao: If you're going to be like that, we're not eating with you anymore.
Aoi: What's up with that?
Kanao: Meals always taste better when you eat together.
Nezuko: She's right.
Aoi: Did you two hurt your heads or something?
Kanao: Who are you to talk?
Oldie: Is there something I can help you with?
Kanao: Ghost!
Nezuko: Hey!
Nezuko: According to the crow, this joy with the wisteria family crest belongs to a family that was once rescued by Demon Slayers. That's why they take care of Demon Slayers free of charge. That's what I was told, but I never thought they'd show us this much hospitality.
Aoi: Just how great is the Demon Slayer Corps?
Nezuko: Now that you mention it, Aoi, why did you join the Corps?
Aoi: Huh?
Kanao: You had some kind of reason, didn't you?
Aoi: A member the Demon Slayer Corps barged in on me on my mountain, so we competed to see who was stronger, I seized his sword.
What an unfortunate soul, Gyom- Kanao thinks.
Aoi: And then, I heard there was something called "Final Selection," and about the existence of demons.
Nezuko: So that's why you joined the Demon Slayer Corps? And hey, so you and I both grew up in the mountains, huh?
Aoi: Don't lump me in with you! I don't have any parents or siblings! Testing my strength against other living creatures is my only pleasure!
Nezuko: Is that right?
Kanao: Nezuko, no one else is asking, so I'll ask myself. Why are you traveling with a demon?
Nezuko: Kanao... You knew, and you still protected the box. You really are a great guy, you know that? Thank you.
Kanao blushes at Nezuko's words.
Kanao: There's no point in flattering me like that!
Nezuko: I can tell what someone's presence is. I knew it from the start. How kind you are, Kanao... and how strong you are.
Kanao: No, I'm not that strong. You're just teasing me now. I haven't forgiven you for stopping me from bringing Shoichi along.
Nezuko: Oh- but- I- that's- well-
Nezuko's box makes noise.
Kanao: It's trying to come out! It's trying to come out!
Nezuko: It's alright.
Kanao: What's alright? Huh? Huh?
Nezuko: Shush! It's the middle of the night, Kanao!
Why won't he accept my challenges? Even when I took his food... come to think of it, what exactly was it that got him so mad before? I forget.
Nezuko's box opens.
Kanao: It's not even locked? P-P-Protect me! Someone please protect me! Even you'll do, Aoi!
Aoi: Stay away from me!
Aoi kicks Kanao next to the box. The door opens all the way.
Kanao: It's out!
I gotta hide I'm so scared!
Tanjiro pokes his head out. So adorable.
Nezuko: Tanjiro!
Tanjiro: Mmmm.
Tanjiro steps out the box and grows his body back to his normal height.
Kanao: Hm.
Tanjiro: Hm.
Aoi: That's too much thinking.
Nezuko: Kanao... Tanjiro's my-
Kanao: Nezuko... Listen to me.
Nezuko: K-Kanao?
Kanao: Listen to me. JUST WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE?! So, you've been traveling with a boy this cute? With a boy this cute in tow, you've been traveling in pure bliss day after day, huh?
Nezuko: Kanao, it's not like-
Kanao: GIVE ME BACK ALL THE BLOOD I SHED! I... LISTEN, I... I didn't suffer so you could be all lovey-dovey and "Tee hee!" with a girl! That's not why I got pummeled and kicked by some weird boar!
Nezuko: Kanao, calm down! What's gotten into you all of a sudden?
Kanao: DEMON SLAYER CORPS IS NOT SOMETHING YOU JOIN FOR FUN! GIRLS LIKE YOU GOTTA BE PURGED! IMMEDIATELY! Come to think of it, there's also the crime of thwarting my marriage and sending Shoichi home. PURGED IMMEDIATELY! DON'T EVER UNDERESTIMATE THE CORPS! A girl like you! A girl like you!
Nezuko: Kanao, cut it out!
Kanao: Mock the Demon Slayer Corps... and you'll get sent to hell! You shall feel my wrath!
Tanjiro: Mm.
Kanao: Hi Tanjiro! Tanjiro-kun!
Tanjiro: Hm?
Kanao chases him.
Kanao: Tanjiro! Tanjiro!
Nezuko blocks Tanjiro.
Nezuko: Kanao! Stop that already!
Kanao: Ne... zu... ko...
Kanao holds Nezuko's hands. Now she's chasing her and Tanjiro.
Kanao: Let's be friends, Nezuko!
Nezuko: Kanao! Don't keep chasing us! I beg you!
Kanao: Oh, don't be like that, Nezuko! Tanjiro! Nezuko!
Nezuko: Stop!
Kanao: Tanjiro! Nezuko!
Meanwhile Aoi is falling in love with the Oldie.
Kanao: Hey! Wait up! Come back here, Tanjiro!
Aoi breaks the doors open. Then she headbutts Nezuko's back.
Nezuko: What was that for?
Aoi: AHHHH!
Nezuko: Stop chasing us Aoi!
Kanao: Nezuko!
To be continued...
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