Fandom:Why are you gae?
Oswald:who says I'm gae?
Fandom:You are gae..
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Oswald holding Isabella hostage:You will never have her!
Ed:And why is that?!
Oswald:Because i love you..
Ed: :o
Oswald and Ed walking away happily
Isabella:I just can't even!
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Ed and Oswald at Barbara's wedding:
Oswald:Doesn't she look nice?
Ed:Hm!
Oswald and ed:😶😶
Ed:She looks so fat!
Oswald:*Laughing*
Ed:Stupid bitch!
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Ed and Oswald at Barbara's wedding 2:
Oswald:look at her dress
Ed:Looks lovely!
Ed:*takes picture*
Oswald:what are you doing?
Ed:Tweeting it
Oswald:what's the hashtag?
Ed:*Wheezing* Fat bitch
Oswald:*Laughing*
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Ed and Oswald at Barbara's wedding 3:
Oswald:She does look nice should we get a picture?
Ed:I would..
Oswald:But? *about to laugh*
Ed:I didn't bring my wide angle lense!
*laughing
Oswald:*Laughing* shh shhh shhhh!
Ed:*Laughing* Fat bitch!
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Oswald to Barbara be like:
Oswald:Someones lost weight!
Barbara:Thanks!
Oswald:you bitch
Barbara:Uh
Oswald: I'm Only joking!
Barbara:You okay?
Oswald:*Nodding while dying inside*
(Y'all this is definitely becoming something! Im in love with theses Btw a special smut is coming tomorrow!
So be prepared y'all and in my Au Ed and Oswald hate Barbara so much that they make fun of her)