"Kusuo! Don't insult our mother like that!" Kuusuke teased.
"Fuck you."
"Anyway, dear," Kuusuke turned to you. "Tell me more about yourself."
Kusuo angrily balled his fist and crossed his arms.
"Oh...I transferred to Japan about 2 weeks ago and then I, uh, I came to Kusuo's school 5 days ago, on Monday..." You awkwardly explained.
"Ah, I see. And tell me, are you and Kusuo...dating?" Kuusuke smirked, already knowing what the answer was.
"Ah, no, just friends!" You smiled brightly, failing to acknowledge the blonde haired male lure over towards you.
"Oh, that's good..." He smirked, "I could just take you for myself now..." Kuusuke grabbed your wrist and pulled you closer to him.
"I-I, well, uhm, you see...like...uhm." You struggled to find the right words. Despite looking fairly attractive, you weren't exactly on board with the whole "omg fuck me im so hot!" facade he was putting up.
"Let go of her." Kusuo spoke up.
"No, fuck you," Kuusuke pulled you closer until your head was pressed against his chest.
"Well, I-" As soon as you spoke up, you were rudely cut off.
"Fucking let go of her!" Kusuo's was now boiling with anger. "If your doing this to get on my nerves, it's working!"
"Great! You can even get more annoyed with me WHEN I POUND INTO
YOUR FUCKING CRUSH!" Kuusuke shouted, pridefully smirking once he saw the pissed expression that was plastered all over Kusuo's face.
"Wow, okay, I'm just gonna-" You attempted to squirm out of his grasp.
"You're not going anywhere, sweetie~" He winked. "Not until you beg." Kuusuke was whispering in your ear, trying his best to be seductive. However, his annoying voice couldn't cover the sound of something that sounded like a perfume bottle being sprayed.
"Oh hell no, whatever you're trying to do, cut it out!" You shook your head, now realizing he had sprayed something sweet in the air. "Is that a fucking love drug?!"
Finally pushing the taller male off, you stood in the middle of the two boys.
"You sprayed an aphrodisiac in the air, didn't you?" You placed a hand on your hip and eyed him carefully.
"Aw, how did you figure it out so quickly? We were just getting started..."
"Y/N, are you okay?" Kusuo then turned to you, obviously concerned.
"Huh? Yeah I'm fine. Aphrodisiac's just kind of piss me off." You spat toxically, trying your best to not give away anything.
In a way, you were an aphrodisiac.
A love drug.
But that's not exactly how your curse worked.
"Fine, I admit it." Kuusuke chuckled smoothly, sitting down on the couch. "I was trying to fuck you so I could piss Kusuo off. I wasn't sure on how'd you react to me coming on to you so if anything went wrong," He pulled out a small spray bottle of a pink liquid. "I invented basically Viagra in a bottle. I don't know why it doesn't work on you though..."
"And...and how old are you again?"
"Ninetee-" As soon as he said that, his face quickly dropped. "I'm not a pedophile, I swear!"
"Tell that to the judge, ass!"
"Kusuo! We aren't gonna get him arrested!"
"...we aren't?"
The sound of the front door lashing opened snapped everyone out of the conversation.
"We're home everyone!"
Mrs. Saiki popped her head around the corner and flashed a big smile. "Come join us at the table and Kusuo..." She began to violently glare at her younger son. "Change out of your school uniform. Be nice in front of your crush."
"She's not my crush!" Kusuo attempted to defend himself but ended up sounding like a toddler trying not to throw a fit in public.
"Meet us at the table when you're done!"
***
You sat next to Mrs. Saiki who was sitting at the head of the table. At the other end was Kuusuke and next to you was Mr. Saiki, who hadn't said anything to you. Infront of you sat Kusuo and an empty seat was next to him.
Kusuo had tried his best to manipulate the chairs so you'd have to sit next to him but his parents were having none of it.
"Y/N is sitting next to me, no discussion!" Was basically the whole conversation.
"I'm Mr. Saiki by the way..." He had mumbled out.
"Oh! Nice to meet you!" You brightly smiled, trying your best to be kind.
"Yeah...I don't really speak much since I always get inter-"
"So, Y/N, tell us about yourself!" His wife interjected. You flashed him an apologetic look which he awkwardly smiled back to.
"Uhm...well two weeks ago I moved about a thousand miles to Japan and a week ago, on Monday, I transferred to Kusuo's class."
"That's wonderful! How did you two become friends?" His mother was smiling widely.
"He read my mind while I was walking home on my first day and scared me kinda badly..." Admitting the truth, you sheepishly smiled and continued. "Then, when I was walking to school, he was talking to me and I, uhm..."
"She screamed at the top of her lungs in her head." Kusuo explained, staring plainly at you.
Kuusuke broke out into a loud, obnoxious laughter.
"Heh, yeah...then he teleported away and when I got to class, I saw him."
"And then her and I began hanging out." Kusuo nodded gently as he lifted some food to him mouth and ate.
"I bet he fell in love with you immediately~" Kuusuke teased.
"Did not!"
"Did too~"
The brothers continued to bicker in the background as Mrs. Saiki asked you more questions about your past before you came to Japan.
You dodged most of the questions and as the brothers began nearly screaming at eachother, they became easier to ignore.
"I bet you stalk her, pervert!"
"I do NOT!"
Kusuo had a pissed off expression as his older brother had a wide smirk.
"I bet you have all sorts of fantasizes about her, don't you?!"
"No I don't!"
"Y/n, how about your parents? How are they adjusting to the new life?"
"Oh, uh," your eyes widened. "Well, I live on my own. My parents still live at my old place." Her face turned into a sympathetic smile.
"I see..."
"I BET YOU WANNA TOUCH HER ALL~ OVER, HUH KUSUO!"
"STOP IT!"
"So, are you and Kusuo actually dating or-" His mother was cut off.
"I bet he wants to date her!" His older brother shouted, catching the attention of everyone at the table.
"I do!"
After a few seconds of initial shock, chaos soon followed.
Kusuo went immediately red and buried his face into the palm of his hands while his brother began wheezing loudly.
His mother squeaked joyfully while his father giggled at his sons embarrassment.
"Oh my god Kusuo!" His brother made fun of him. "You pervert!"
"I...uhm..." You awkwardly sat in the middle of the chaos indirectly created by you.
"I am so so so sorry, Y/-"
"Kusuo! Shh!" His mother cut him off. "Y/N dear, he has the hugest crush on you-"
"I do not!"