Chapter 67 :-
Salman :- meri movie mein mere bachpan ka role jo kar sakta hai uske liye mujhe ek bachcha chahiye tha.
Dadaji :- arre waah!!! Ye toh bohot achchi baat hai.
Salman :- ji dadaji hai toh.
Debu :- and salman sir aapko agar apne bachpan dikhane ke liye koi bachcha chahiye toh aap hamare chhote salman ko le sakte hain.
Salman :- chhota salman koun???
Ray :- chhota salman yaani ki hamara vivaan!!! Ye bilkul aapki hi tarah hai, aapke jaise kapde pehnna, aapki tarah hero banna aapki tarah stle maarna. Sab shiv bhakt ya aise hi hote hain lekin ye aapka bhakt hai.
Vivi (embarrassed) :- kya bhaiyya aap bhi, kuch bhi bolte ho.
Yesha :- kuch bhi nahi bilkul sahi bol rahe hain dono. Tum khud hi toh bolte ho ki main bhi salman bhai ki tarah I Me and Myself ki hi sunta hun.
Salman :- haha haan mujhe ye toh pata hai ki ye meri tarah hi bolta hai, jab isse Mila tha tab bhi isne aise hi Kiya tha. And yeah he will be my younger self.
Vivi (happy mode) :- KYAA!!!??? Sach mein???? (Jumps in happiness) YAAHOOOO!!!! MAIN SALMAN KHAN KE SAATH KAAM KARUNGA.
Sab Vivi ko dekh kar has rahe hote hain lekin ek insaan has nahi raha hota bas usko dekh kar usko admire karta hai. And that person is none other than AAROHI.
Payal :- lekin sir agar aapka bachpan dikha rahe hain toh phir heroine ka bhi hoga na??
Salman :- haan hoga toh, and main uske liye hi dhund raha hun.
Chinti :- lekin sir aapke saath heroine koun hai??
Salman :- katrina kaif. She will be my co-star.
Khushi :- Sir aapko dhundne ki koi zaroorat nahi hai ladki ko.
Salman :- kyun??
Khushi :- kyunki jaise bharat nagar mein hamare pass chhota salman hai waise hi yahan hamare pass chhoti katrina bhi hai.
Sid :- and koun hai wo??
Aradhya :- wo or koi nahi balki Aarohi hai.
Aaru :- kya!!!??? Main main nahi hun.
Sutli :- kyun jhoot bol rahi ho tum??? Tum bilkul Katty ma'am jaisi lagti ho.
Karuna :- bolo nahi suno bachchon!!! Lekin main iss baat se sehmat nahi hun kyunki Mera Vivi mujhse dur nahi hua hai. Main usko acting nahi karne de sakti.
Dadaji :- bahu kya kar rahi ho tum?? Hamare vivaan ko itna achcha mauka mila hai or tum ho ki.
Glimpse :-
Khud socho