Baddies of the BAU
JJ: Emily is so piss drunk right now just a warning
Emily: GUYS JJ IS LTONG I AM NOT EVEN THE SLIGHEAT DRUNK OAKT🦕
Rossi: kiddo.. You're gone I believe
Derek: white girl wasted fr😂😂😂☝🏾
Hotch: guys it's 1am we are trying to sleep
Y/n: frrr mad disrespect 😤 😒
Emily: YO UGSUYS R SO FUCKING WRONG OKAY ITS LIKRE 9 💋 😘
Derek: mama's I think u needa sleep 😴 💤
lay down ☝🏾 🛌🏻
JJ: she will not lay down no matter what I say to convince her I regret letting her alcoholic ass near alcohol ☹️💔
Reid: I'm reading right now!
Hotch: go to bed Spence
Reid: I will after this book, I'm halfway through it I should be done in 8 minutes! :) 👾
Y/n: Aaron get the fuck off your phone I'm tired 👹
Derek: ayo omw rn who's house u guys at his or urs😳
Y/n: bro
Derek: poly relationship share him plz Im begging we'd all be deeply in love 😔😔
Emily: DEREKDBURNRT DOWN HIS COUCG LMAOAOOO OMG HE HAD NO FUCKING COXUH DER DER NO COUCH MAN HAHAHA
Reid: oh..
Hotch: derek I can't even tell if ur joking anymore by this point
Derek: what're u doing step hotch??😳😖😖
Y/n: HELLO??? STEP HOTCH?? FUCKK😭
Garcia: :00 what is going on here
Hotch: I have no clue but I regret checking my phone when I got up for some water
Derek: papa??😝😝
Y/n: derek.
Derek: ur right I'm sorry
Derek: Sir??**
Derek: so disrespectful of me *bends over cutely* 🙈💗
JJ: praying for u to never wake up
Y/n: derek I love you
Derek: OMG I LOVE YOU TOO UR SO HOT ID LOTWRALLY LET YOU CRUSH MY BALLS AND SKULL PLEASE ONE CHANCE PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE 🙏🏾🙏🏾💖
Y/n: I love you but imma need u to be quiet 🤫
Derek: yes mommy 🤤☝🏾 I'm ur good boy
Emily: AYO DERLW IS BEINF SO SUSSY WHAT IS THt
Hotch: sigh
Rossi: kiddos its quite late, shouldn't we all be asleep?
Garcia: I agree, I'll bake cookies for everyone tomorrow if we all go to bed? :D
Emily: I FUCKD9NG LOVE COOKIES PENNY OH MY GOD ILL GP TO BED RIGHT NOW FOR YOU AND YOUR COOKE9S 🥠
Derek: that's a fucking fortune cookie idiot 😂😂😂😂😂😂
JJ: she's so drunk Derek I'm surprised she's typing semi coherently ☝🏻
Reid: Make sure she drinks lots of water! Hydration is important when consuming large amounts of alcohol.
Emily: where am I
Y/n: FUCKKK TAHTS SO FUNNY IM SORRY💀💀
Derek: where am I headass 👧🏻
Emily: sleep tiem
7:56AM
Emily: everyone sut the fuck up my head hurts so bad.
Y/n: babes no one was even talking I fear 🙀
Emily: hate u rn
Y/n: 😕🙏 sorry u feel that way fr
Derek: LMAOO EMILY IN HER BOZO ERA 🤡
Hotch: Derek when she chases you with scissors I don't wanna hear it
Derek: She needs to be humbled like the rest of us 💪🏾💪🏾😝 just facts
Y/n: yk what Derek, I respect your bravery ⚔️
Emily: atp the hangover is so bad I do not care what his bald headed, hairless chipmunk, Mr clean looking, no hair having self has to say about me 🤏🏻🤏🏻 🕶
Hotch: I appreciate your resilience and lack of violence (I don't want to be fired)
Y/n: hadda clarify 😍☝️
Derek: Emily you are a high functioning alcoholic with mommy issues with the most crooked bangs I have ever seen in my life. The fact that this bureau allows you to carry a weapon boggles my marbles and you're also gay.
Rossi: causal homophobia at the end
Y/n: Rossi..
Rossi: yeah I'll shut up I'm sorry
Hotch: .. that's funny I'm sorry 🧍🏻♂️
Emily: yk what Derek, you don't take my shit and that takes balls, very small ones from you, but balls nonetheless
Emily: now everyone shut up
JJ: you guys are so confusing 💀
Y/n: greatest insulters though, I'll give them that. Derek's clapbacks>> emilys insults>> I respect the grind 💯 👹👹
Derek: u just like me fr
Y/n: AAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH!!!!!!
Emily: 💀😭 FUCK
Derek: mannnnnn is it bc I wanna bang ur bf? bc I wanna bang YOU too, hell I'd let you bang ME so down bad for you BOTH 💔
Garcia: D... :0
Derek: guys I think I'm in one of those moments where you joke about something too much you start liking it and it becomes reality bc... 🤔 whyd I mean that fr
Emily: really fucking brainwashed yourself u fucking freak 💀👎🏻👎🏻😭
Derel: HEY.
Y/n: did Derek just offer to let me peg him did I just read that with my own eyeballs 😭😭
Derek: I've also offered to let you crush my nuts so I mean 😏 😜 😅
Hotch: .. what
Derek: hotch let them peg me too you can't just gatekeep🤚🏾😨 it's rude
JJ: oh
Emily: FUCKKK😭 DEREK HES GONNA FUCKING FIRE YOU FOR THAT THIS IS THE END OF SSA DER DER MORGGY 💔💔
Derek: WHY WHATD I SAY WRONG ???? 😮💨 GAH DAMN ALL BC I CALLED HIM A GATEKEEPER???
JJ: maybe the p3gging accusation
Y/n: imma be quiet rq this paperwork looking mighty fine rn 📃 🧻 😋
Derek: ^ EXACTLY. MY POINT. ‼️ ‼️
Derek: nah but fr yall u ever want a third in ur relationship, u know where I am, available and ready 4 u both 😉 🤪 😏 😘
Emily: I mean hey he was respectful about it I'll give him that.. other than the faggot ass emojis but I'll look past that 🙄🙄💔
Y/n: FAGGOT ASS EMOJIS FUCKKKK💀💀 EM
Hotch: I have no words I'm just gonna work.. you guys are insane it's too early for this
Y/n: can I start problems I want to start problems
Emily: PLEASE DO IM SO BORED I WANT TO INSTIGATE RN!!!
Y/n: #hotchgan #derron #gaylovers
JJ: not u shipping ur boyfriend with Derek 💀
Y/n: otp fr the og gay lovers or wtv 💅🏻
Derek: PLEEEASSSEE PLEAAASEE ONE CHANCE IM BEGGINGGG 🙀🙀🙀🙀
Hotch: y/n whyd you say that he's never gonna shut up now
Y/n: you willingly kissed him, no? 🧐🧐😈
Derek: 🔥 💋
JJ: HELL💀😭
Emily: I love instigator y/n era no one's safe I respect it
Reid: Wait I'm confused.
Y/n: god when r u NOT you're so dumb for someone so smart ☝️
Hotch: HEY NO I KISSED HIM TO GET HIM TO STOP BOTHERING ME
Y/n: okay? Do it again 📷 😇
Derek: gonna piss myself from excitement 😍
Derek: sorry
JJ: ???
Emily: FUCKKKK 😭💀 BROO
Hotch: sigh
Hotch: y/n why are you encouraging Morgan
Y/n: idk why do u let me dom you
Hotch: .
Emily: ??#?#??????
Emily: HELLO???? 😨😨😨 FUCK
Y/n: putting men in their place >> breathing
Derek: yeah he clearly fucking likes when you do it too 😭😭
Garcia: :0 wow interesting conversation topic guys uhm, I brought cookies as I promised...
Reid: Ooo cookies!
Derek: Nice ass! 🎂 🍑
Reid: What?
Rossi: ??
JJ: Derek Morgan.
Hotch: Derek what the fuck.
Derek: What? Homie is packing cake was just giving him honesty shit guys 🧐😕👎🏾
Emily: he was helping a homie out
Derek: ^ EXACTLY 💯 😮💨
Y/n: anyways...