The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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Houdini<3

Houdini<3: why do you
keep tagging me in videos
of CGI rats dancing?

Y/n Diggory: it's my
lobe language

Houdini<3: am I ever gonna
live that down?😐

Y/n Diggory: nope🥰
Y/n Diggory: but anyways-
we are so cool bro

Houdini<3: "bro"🥲🫥

Y/n Diggory: we're old ppl
now which meanssss we get
to go to super cool parties😎
Y/n Diggory: we're VIP
peoples🥱
Y/n Diggory: well- not you,
you're kind of irrelevant👀

Houdini<3: ik so sad😔

Y/n Diggory: yup😞
Y/n Diggory: but there's a party
on Halloween
Y/n Diggory: AND ITS A
COSTUME PARTY!!

Houdini<3: Halloween...👀
Message not sent

Houdini<3: A COSTUME
PARTY?!

Y/n Diggory: A COSTUME
PARTYYYY!!
Y/n Diggory: soooooo you
wanna dress upppp😏

Houdini<3: um YESSSS
Houdini<3: and I already
know exactly what I wanna
dress up as😋

Y/n Diggory: what?

Houdini<3: Elsa

Y/n Diggory: LMAO
Y/n Diggory: no seriously,
what?

Houdini<3: Elsa.

Y/n Diggory: fr?

Houdini<3: Elsa.

Y/n Diggory: okok
Y/n Diggory: oh.
Y/n Diggory: em.
Y/n Diggory: gee.
Y/n Diggory: ik what I'm
gonna dress up as😏

Houdini<3: whattttt?

Y/n Diggory: drum
roll please

Houdini<3: *drum roll*?

Y/n Diggory: yes, lovely drum
roll
Y/n Diggory: but I'm going
as...
Y/n Diggory:



Houdini<3: ..?

Y/n Diggory: omfg you're
so slow sometimes
Y/n Diggory: I'm dressing
up as you, idiot

Houdini<3: 😮
Houdini<3: whatttttt

Y/n Diggory: yup👍

Houdini<3: but-
Houdini<3: why?

Y/n Diggory: why Elsa?

Houdini<3: bc she's amazing

Y/n Diggory: I'm being you bc i
can only dream to be as fine
as you someday🤭
Y/n Diggory: so maybe if I dress
up as you my dream could
come true🤩

Houdini<3:







IRL

"Zharaaaaa can I borrow your glassesssss?" Y/n pleaded.

"Why?" Zhara looked up in boredom.

"Becauseeee"

(Sorry to the folks who already wear glasses.., my sincerest apologies🙏)

"Um- fine" she sighed and handed Y/n her glasses.

"Thank youuuuu"




Houdini<3

Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*

Houdini<3: did you seriously
draw a scar on your forehead

Y/n Diggory: yes.
Y/n Diggory: doesn't it
look great🤩

Houdini<3: totally
Houdini<3: even better
than the original

Y/n Diggory: so how do you
plan to dress up like Elsa

Houdini<3: with an Elsa dress
Houdini<3: and Elsa makeup
Houdini<3: and practice some
Elsa spells with my wand

Y/n Diggory: ok purr😜
Y/n Diggory: u gonna
get an Elsa wig too?

Houdini<3: no.

Y/n Diggory: why not?

Houdini<3: bc then
I'll look stupid🙄

Y/n Diggory: ohhh ok
I got you

Houdini<3: how do you
plan on dressing up as moi?

Y/n Diggory: by drawing on a
scar and wearing glasses and
Gryffindor robes
Y/n Diggory: it's gonna be
pretty easy

Houdini<3: you should
dress up as Anna

Y/n Diggory: why?

Houdini<3: so we match😍

Y/n Diggory: but then we'd
be sisters💀

Houdini<3: oh u right
Houdini<3: you could
dress up as that snow monster
Houdini<3: marshmallow
or whatever it's name was

Y/n Diggory: YOU should
dress up as ME🤩
Y/n Diggory: then we'd match

Houdini<3: b- but Elsa

Y/n Diggory: yeah yeah ik
Y/n Diggory: you dress up as
Elsa, I'll dress up as you😼

Houdini<3: okayyy
Houdini<3: I fucking hate
occulemency lessons with
Snape
Houdini<3: idek how to
spell occulemency

Y/n Diggory: that bad?

Houdini<3: idk why
he feels the need to be a
bitchass hoe
Houdini<3: he goes through
all my memories too
Houdini<3: ALL my memories

Y/n Diggory: a-all
of them😨

Houdini<3: Mhmm
Houdini<3: it's kind of pervy

Y/n Diggory:




Houdini<3: and we had
Quidditch tryouts and since
I'm captain it's so much
more stressful
Houdini<3: IT WAS
SO AWFUL
Houdini<3: PEOPLE
FROM OTHER FUCKING
HOUSES SHOWED UP
AND TRIED TO TRYOUT

Y/n Diggory: bro what💀

Houdini<3: yup
Houdini<3: but I made
the team🤩

Y/n Diggory: obviously,
you're captain

Houdini<3: no- I MADE it
Houdini<3: like I chose the
people

Y/n Diggory: OHHH LMAO
Y/n Diggory: so who'd you
chooooose??

Houdini<3: well Ginny's
one of the chasers and it
was between Ron and
Cormac McClaggen for keeper
Houdini<3: and the rest of the
ppl are irrelevant

Y/n Diggory: PLS TELL ME
YOU CHOSE RON

Houdini<3: yes

Y/n Diggory: THANK GOD

Houdini<3: why?

Y/n Diggory: I hate McClaggen
Y/n Diggory: He is a
disgusting fucking pervert
Y/n Diggory: he's always staring
girls legs when they sit down
and their chests too
Y/n Diggory: and he always
has something to say
Y/n Diggory: not to mention
he's completely sexist
Y/n Diggory: so yeah

Houdini<3: wow
Houdini<3: good thing I
chose Ron then
Houdini<3: he was better
anyways
Houdini<3: I mean I knew
Cormac was a dick but I
didn't know all that
Houdini<3: that is disgusting

Y/n Diggory: mhmm

Houdini<3: OMG OMG HE
WAS SMIRKING AT
HERMIONE

Y/n Diggory: EWWWWW
Y/n Diggory: RONALDS GOTTA
COME GET HIS GIRL
Y/n Diggory: ARE THEY DATING
YET?

Houdini<3: UGH NO
Houdini<3: THEY NEED
TO GET TOGETHER SOON

Y/n Diggory: FRRRR

Houdini<3: I wonder if
people thought this about us

Y/n Diggory: hmm🤔 that could
very well have happened

Houdini<3: I mean- I know
everyone in the gc shipped us

Y/n Diggory: damn

Houdini<3: yeahhhh
Houdini<3: they made a
whole other gc to summon
my father to help me flirt
with you

Y/n Diggory: LMAO
Y/n Diggory: ur dad's hot
Y/n Diggory: I MEAN- WHO
SAID THAT🫣😅

Houdini<3: 😐

Y/n Diggory: technically
I'm calling you hot
Y/n Diggory: just- indirectly

Houdini<3: yeah yeah
whatever

Y/n Diggory: 😁 love you
Y/n Diggory: lobe**

Houdini<3: 😐
Houdini<3: btw did you
give Voldemort my phone
number

Y/n Diggory: BRO WHAT
Y/n Diggory: VOLDEMORT HAS
YOUR PHONE NUMBER?!?!

Houdini<3: not anymore...

Y/n Diggory: WTF HOW??

Houdini<3: I don't
actually rlly know...
Houdini<3: but it's ok
Houdini<3: he changed
his number now👍

Y/n Diggory: mhmmmm
Y/n Diggory: well if anything
happens lmk ok?

Houdini<3: ok

Y/n Diggory: I gtg BYE

Houdini<3: BYE





A/n- HEYYYYYY

SO I GOT A HAIRCUT🤩
at first I actually kind of hated it bc I thought I looked like Lord Farquaad, but now I'm starting to like it more

I um... I kind of forgot the plot of HBP... TIME TO REWATCH IT AGAIN🤩

Also I have a Build a Bear that I got last year and it has little Gryffindor robes and I named it Barrold get it bear- rold ik so funny. But anyways my house is actually Ravenclaw and I was at a mall that had a build a bear store and look what I got



LOOK AT THEM AJBSNSKSBSNWKWK

ANYWAYS I HOPE YOU ARE HAVING A WONDERFUL DAY AND ILY SO MUCH
MWAH MWAH MWAH

BYEEEEEEEEE

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