A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
(OK SO THERES A TEENY BIT OF FLUFF AT THE END OF THIS CHAPTER BUT I DONT THINK ITS ENOUGH TO DESERVE A FULL STAR IN THE TITLE SO ZHARA- WHEN YOU SEE THE LITTLE STAR IN THE MIDDLE OF THE CHAPTER YOU DONT READ NO MORE OR AT LEAST DONT BULLY ME OR SO HELP ME- ok have fun reading😘)
Alma Madrigal and Raccoons Hate Club
Y/n Diggory: OMG ZHARA HAPPY BIRTHDAY 🤩🤩🥳🥳
Granger Danger: Zhara it's your birthday??
Side Hoe: no, it's not MY birthday...
Y/n Diggory: hmm🤔 that's odd bc I thought we shared a birthday...👀
Granger Danger: Y/n it's YOUR birthday?!?
Y/n Diggory: YUP😋
Thing 1: HAPPY BIRTHDAY Y/N🥳
Y/n Diggory: no.
Ginerva: Y/N WHY DIDNT YOU TELL US IT WAS YOUR BIRTHDAY?!?!
Y/n Diggory: I just did
Ginerva: NO- I MEAN SOONER IN ADVANCE
Y/n Diggory: oh- well it's more funner this way😋 Y/n Diggory: gave you all a little fright Y/n Diggory: a little shock Y/n Diggory: surprise🤗
'arry Pottah❤️: what. the. fuck.
Y/n Diggory: yes?
'arry Pottah❤️: WHY DIDNT YOU TELL ME
Y/n Diggory: Cuz it's a surpriseeeee duh 😛
'arry Pottah❤️: but now- 'arry Pottah❤️: but now what am I supposed to do
Y/n Diggory: wish me a happy birthday Y/n Diggory: kinda still waiting ngl 🥱 Y/n Diggory: or just don't respond yk that's fine
Thing 2: do you want a birthday raccoon Y/n😁
Y/n Diggory: I hope you rot in hell. Y/n Diggory: on my birthday too Y/n Diggory: just shows how fake you are🥱👀🙄
Thing 1: here's a birthday cake to make it up to you☺️ Thing 1:
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Y/n Diggory: that's a skunk you dumb fuck
Thing 1: oops my mistake Thing 1: HERE YOU GO GIRL Thing 1:
