A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Y/n Diggory: why does your godfather kinda look like Josh Groban?
'arry Pottah❤️: who is Josh Groban?
Y/n Diggory: 👀 Y/n Diggory:
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Y/n Diggory: picture of Josh Groban Y/n Diggory:
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Y/n Diggory: picture of your godfather Y/n Diggory: THE ALIKENESS IS UNCANNY🤩😱
'arry Pottah❤️: wow 'arry Pottah❤️: they could be twins🤞😛 'arry Pottah❤️: also how did you get that picture of Sirius
Y/n Diggory: he sent it to me Y/n Diggory: I asked for one to compare and he sent me 23
'arry Pottah❤️: you have 23 pictures of my godfather in your camera roll
Y/n Diggory: yeah Y/n Diggory: but dw girl I have more of you😛 Y/n Diggory: like... this one Y/n Diggory:
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'arry Pottah❤️: no😐
Y/n Diggory: yesyesyes Y/n Diggory: hold on- there's a noise coming from my trunk...
'arry Pottah❤️: are you checking it? 'arry Pottah❤️: don't check it 'arry Pottah❤️: that's the stupidest thing you can do 'arry Pottah❤️: well I now know who would die first if we were in a horror movie 'arry Pottah❤️: You're probably already dead 'arry Pottah❤️: you will be dearly missed😔💔
Y/n Diggory: Harry, I think today is finally the day
'arry Pottah❤️: what day?
Y/n Diggory: the day I kill a bitch
'arry Pottah❤️: excuse me huh?😀
Alma Madrigal and Raccoons Hate Club
Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*
Granger Danger: Y/N WHY ARE YOU CRYING
Food Boi Wazlib: AND WHY ARE YOU IN A CLOSET
Ginerva: AND WHY DONT YOU COME OUT OF THAT CLOSET?😏
Y/n Diggory: FRED AND GEORGE YOU COUNT YOUR MOTHERFUCKING DAYSSSSSSSS Y/n Diggory: AS SOON AS IM OUT OF HERE IM COMING FOR YOU BITCHESSS
Thing 2: no idea what you're talking about
Y/n Diggory: OH THATS RICH Y/n Diggory: I WILL NEVER FORGIVE EITHER OF YOU Y/n Diggory: EVER Y/n Diggory: YOU GUYS ARE FÜCKING COWARDS AND I WOULDVE NEVER DONE THIS TO YOU Y/n Diggory: I WOULDVE NEVER FÜCKING DONE THIS TO YOU!!
Granger Danger: Y/n, care to explain why you're crying in your closet?
Y/n Diggory: THEY PUT A LIVE RACCOON IN MY TRUNK! Y/n Diggory: I CAN HEAR IT SCRATCHING AROUND Y/n Diggory: IM SITTING IN A CLOSET SOBBING Y/n Diggory: I HATE EVERYTHING
Side Hoe: I'm omw
Y/n Diggory: THE MOMENT I GET OUT OF HERE YOU TWO ARE DEAD Y/n Diggory: I AM GOING TO KILL YOU SO HARD THAT YOULL... BE DEAD!!
Thing 1: Georgie, should we hide?
Thing 2: yes, I believe that is the best thing to do at this time
Y/n Diggory: HA! ILL USE HARRYS MAP THINGY
Thing 1: we're fucked
Y/n Diggory: IVE BEEN SAVED!! Y/n Diggory: thank you very much Zhara Y/n Diggory: ENJOY YOUR LAST MINUTES YOU BITCHASS HOES
Side Hoe: yw
Thing 2: shit.
'arry Pottah❤️
Y/n Diggory: map. Y/n Diggory: give map now pls
'arry Pottah❤️: Y/n, are you sure you actually want to kill the twins? 'arry Pottah❤️: this could have a serious effect on your future
Y/n Diggory: yes.
'arry Pottah❤️: ok I'll be outside the Gryffindor common room
Y/n Diggory: thank you 🙏
Thing 1
Y/n Diggory: boo bitch😈
Thing 1: NO PLEASE IT WAS GEORGE'S IDEA
A/n- guess who just bought 7 books🤩
Me.
IM SO EXCITED!!! And also, y'all should definitely follow my tiktok😍 (It's @-ilikethebooks0) also- at the end it's a zero not an 'o'
