The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅

Y/n Diggory: hey congrats on getting
chosen for Hogwarts champion

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: what?
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: can this be??
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: my little sister being...NICE😱😱😱

Y/n Diggory: shut up or I'll take it back
Y/n Diggory: jeez the one time I try to be a decent person
Y/n Diggory: well fuck you
Y/n Diggory: you're a bitchass
who everyone hates and should
die in a hole.

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
well ok then...
Read

All My Hoes

Granger Danger: good
morning everyone

Food Boi Wazlib: good
morning Hermione
Food Boi Wazlib: good
morning Ginny
Food Boi Wazlib: good
morning Fred
Food Boi Wazlib: good
morning George
Food Boi Wazlib: good
morning Y/n
Food Boi Wazlib: good
morning Cedric
Food Boi Wazlib: basically,
Good morning to everyone
Except Harry

Granger Danger: Ron...

Food Boi Wazlib: don't tell me
you're taking his side too

Granger Danger: I'm not
Granger Danger: I just think you
two should be rational about this

Food Boi Wazlib:

Food Boi Wazlib: look he HAD the
chance to be rational before he
put his name in that cup!

Granger Danger: have you
considered that maybe, just
maybe, he didn't put his name
in the cup

Food Boi Wazlib: Y'know I
expected this behaviour from
other people but not my future
wife

Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
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Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
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Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat
Y/n Diggory took (1) screenshot of chat

Food Boi Wazlib: I meant
Hermione**!!!!
Food Boi Wazlib: must've
autocorrected heheh😅

Y/n Diggory: shoreeee mhmm😏