The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x reader social media au)

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Dr. Phil's waiting list

Y/n Diggory: so uh Blaise just
broke up with me😜🥲

Granger Danger: what??

Y/n Diggory: yup ✌️😋

Pavarti: omg what happened??

Y/n Diggory: well I was in the
library and he texted me and was
just like-
Y/n Diggory: Oh ThIs IsNt WoRkInG
Y/n Diggory: and yeah 😀

Cho Chang: I'm so sorry Y/n :(

Y/n Diggory: just uh- pls don't
tell Ced

Luna: Y/n are you sure
you're alright?
Luna: you can talk to us
Luna: that's what this gc is for,
for us to help raise each other's
mental stability :)

Ginerva: our mental stability
is supposed to be improving??

Y/n Diggory: guys really, I'm fine
Y/n Diggory:

Angelina: she is definitely not fine...

Harry, Hermione and Ron's gc

Hermione: Y/n and Blaise broke up

Harry: what?

Ron: ??

Hermione: she just told us
Hermione: apparently he broke
up with her over text when she
was in the library

Ron: Harry, weren't you with
her in the library?

Harry: yeah...

Hermione: what?
Hermione: you were with her?

Harry: yeah but she left early
bc something came up
Harry: ohhhh
Harry: this is probably what
came up...

Hermione: obviously
Hermione: but since when
have you two been hanging
out?

Harry: we're not rlly 'hanging out',
per se

Hermione: then what are you doing?

Harry: burdening her with
my existence

Hermione: Harry, maybe you
should start considering that
she may actually like you :/

Ron: yeah cause your feelings
sure aren't going away
Ron: as soon as Herman said
that they broke up you did your
little dancy thing.

Hermione: 😐

Harry: whattt no I didn't
Harry: I don't even have a little
dancy thing

Ron: yea you do
Ron: you like- raise the roof
and shimmy
Ron: it's rlly funny

Harry: ...

Hermione: Harry you should
check on her

Harry: what? Why?

Hermione: because you're
her friend now apparently

Harry: since when?
Harry: and she'll probably get
mad and then all our progress will
be lost again

Hermione: whatever, I can't
force you into anything🙄

Harry: Hold on she's texting me
Harry: SHES APOLOGIZING?!!?

Barrold Pottery

Y/n Diggory: hey sorry about
ditching you in the library before

Barrold Pottery: it's ok
Barrold Pottery: I'll take this
as payback for when I
abandoned you last time

Y/n Diggory: yea ok

Barrold Pottery: so are you alright?

Y/n Diggory: yeah, why?
Y/n Diggory: Harmonica told
you didn't she😐

Barrold Pottery: told me what?

Y/n Diggory: abt me and Blaise
'breaking up'

Barrold Pottery: whatttt you
broke upppp????😱
Barrold Pottery: this is totally new
information

Y/n Diggory: I'm going to kill her

Barrold Pottery: but seriously,
are you ok?

Y/n Diggory:

Barrold Pottery: I'll take that as a no

Y/n Diggory: hey you're not that
stupid after all

Barrold Pottery: thank you?
Barrold Pottery: but fr do you
need anything?

Y/n Diggory: wdym?
Y/n Diggory: bc I could really
use some mental stability

Barrold Pottery: sorry but that
is something I do not have😔

Y/n Diggory: are we surprised? No.
Y/n Diggory: #💖✨TRAUMA✨💖

Barrold Pottery: ok so I don't
wanna ruin this but... are we...
friends now?

Y/n Diggory: ...sure

Barrold Pottery: ok cool :)

Y/n Diggory: yea cool beans

Barrold Pottery: what?
Barrold Pottery: what is cool beans?

Y/n Diggory: beans that are cool.
Y/n Diggory: ig you still are stupid
Y/n Diggory: oh well

Barrold Pottery: so, truly,
are you alright

Y/n Diggory: truly? No. But I can
deal with it myself until Zhara gets
back to the dorm
Y/n Diggory: thank you tho

Barrold Pottery: yw :)