A social media fic for Harry.
That's it.
Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌
The story will include swearing so read at your own risk
NO SMUT YOU HORNY FUCKERS
YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE 🫵😐
Also includes my fucked up sense...
Book girl: and right now, when you make me choose between you, I can't because I don't want to loose either of you
Ron Weasley:...but
Book girl: but nothing Ronald I'm not going to take sides because you two need to sort this out yourselves
Ron Weasley: so you're abandoning us for a girl you just met this year?
Book girl: no I'm doing this to protect our friendship Book girl: since you're making me choose sides and you both get mad when I hang out with the other and are too stubborn to talk to each other without fighting Book girl: also, sure I may have just met Y/n this year but at least she doesn't just use me for homework answers Read
All My Hoes
Y/n Diggory: PWAHAHAHAHH
Thing 2: ??
Thing 1: what's so funny
Thing 2: does it have something to do with us?
Thing 1: George don't be stupid Thing 1: it obviously does
Y/n Diggory: NO ITS MY BROTHER BAHAHAHHA
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: what abt him?
Y/n Diggory: so Y'know how bc of the tournament he's become extra popular lately?
Thing 1: yeah
Y/n Diggory: he's also become quite popular with the ladies
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: oh Merlin
Y/n Diggory: SO THIS ONE GROUP OF GIRLS WAS SURROUNDING HIM AND THIS ONE GIRL DEADASS WAS LIKE "Hey See-dric" Y/n Diggory: I SWEAR MY SOUL WAS TRANSPORTED INTO ANOTHER REALM
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: it's not that funny😐
Y/n Diggory: BUT IT IS THO Y/n Diggory: 'sEe-DrIcK'
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: you're just upset no one wants to date you
Y/n Diggory: oh? Give me anyone at this school to ask out
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: ew no Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: boys are stinky and gross and you stay away from them
Y/n Diggory: a girl then
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
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Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: is this you coming out?
Y/n Diggory: nOoOoo...
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: Hmmm ok... Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: But anyways, moral of the story; Boys are stinky, boys are gross, no boys for you ever.
Y/n Diggory: it's funny how you think I've never kissed a boy
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: bc you haven't. And you never will Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
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WIFE💍😏😫🛐: he's in denial Bby girl let's go somewhere alone😏
