The Gangleader Kidnapped Me |...

By whiskeyroses

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"You're an asshole," I blurted. "You're such an asshole that your actual asshole is jealous." Silence. What... More

The Gangleader Kidnapped Me
Chapter One.) Wanna See Me Twerk?
Chapter Two.) Ariana Grande Trying To Get Freaky With Zombies Or What?
Chapter Three.) Can We Keep Her? Huh, huh, huh?
Chapter Four.) Who Runs The World? Cows
Chapter Six.) My Heroes
Chapter Seven.) I Can't Help It...I've Always Wanted A Cow
Chapter Eight.) Sir Moocelot
Chapter Nine.) Big, Red Button
Chapter Ten.) Why Would You Make A Self-Destruct Button?!
Chapter Eleven.) I'm Frickin' Adorable
Q & SLAY
Chapter Tweleve.) Dr. Breasticles
Chapter Thirteen.) Special
Chapter Fourteen.) Look At My Boo Boo
Chapter Fifteen.) Ya Nasty
Chapter Sixteen.) Damn, Vanessa. Back At It Again With The Awkwardness
Chapter Seventeen.) The Deadly Stapler
Chapter Eighteen.) Are They Having...You Know...Naughty Naughty?
Chapter Nineteen.) Watch Out, Ms. Potato Head
Chapter Twenty.) Potato Costume
Chapter Twenty One.) You Should Be A Therapist, Ethan
Chapter Twenty Two.) Knock Knock
Chapter Twenty Three.) What Would You Do If I Licked Your Abs?
Chapter Twenty Four.) BABY, TAKE ME BACK!
Chapter Twenty Five.) I Ship It
Chapter Twenty Six.) Still A Better Love Story Than Twilight
Chapter Twenty Seven.) I Thought We Were Forever *CRIES*
Chapter Twenty Eight.) Nobody Nose
Chapter Twenty Nine.) Is There All There Is To Life?
Chapter Thirty.) I Mean I Could, But Why Would I Want To?
Chapter Thirty One.) My Boobs Are Buzzing!
Chapter Thirty Two.) I'm A Ninja
Chapter Thirty Three.) I'm Not A Hoe
Chapter Thirty Four.) Ethan's Butt
Chapter Thirty Five.) Are You Friends With A Ninja?
Chapter Thirty Six.) Nice Butt, Mate
Chapter Thirty Seven.) Horny In Chicago
Chapter Thirty Eight.) Damn, You Readers
Chapter Thirty Nine.) Can I Have Ashton Irwin?
Chapter Forty.) Everything Is Not What It Seems
Chapter Forty One.) Why Did I Sign Up For This?
Chapter Forty Two.) The Cow And The Pig
Epilogue
NOW READY FOR PURCHASE
BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM part 1
BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 2
BONUS CHAPTER - THE FARM PART 3
How The Gang Met Ethan - Bonus
TGKM SPECIAL EDITION REWRITE - 10 YEAR ANNIVERSARY

Chapter Five.) Goddammit Ethan

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By whiskeyroses

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Mikkel Jensen as Tyler ^^^

Ignore the "Frankie Morelle" part LOL

Isn't he frickin' adorable? Don't you just want to, ugh, kidnap him yourself?

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"You're bluffing," I laughed nervously. "You wouldn't really kill my brother."

Oh but he would, inner-me reminds me.

Shut up, I snap at her.

"Oh, but I would."

Told you.

I'm absolutely horrified. How- how did I get from complaining about cactus dicks to having to deal with a frickin' gang leader? Who designed my life this way?

(AngelZ and DreamCreature snicker as they type.)

Tears start to form at the corners of my eyes and I blink them away before Keith sees. I will not let him kill my brother, but I also don't want to be part of something that can get me arrested. There's nothing I can do, can I? The last thing I can do is beg.

Wait... or use crying as a strength.

"Can't you just let me go? I promise I won't tell anyone anything. I don't want to get arrested and I promise I won't go to the police."

Lie.

I sniffed and wiped my eyes with the back of my hand. "I- I don't know what I'll do if I don't see my brother again," I sighed. "And I guess I haven't really told anyone this but I'm a mother! I have kids, too! And my daddy Ashton. And let's not forget my husband Luke, and my side bae Michael, and of course my baby child, Calum!"

Keith raises an eyebrow.

I choked out a pretend sob. "You must let me go back to my family! You must," I fell down and clutched his leg. "You must."

"No."

I frown and get up, dusting off the imaginary dirt on my jeans. It's silent for a while, and Keith just watches me before I open my mouth again.

"I have one more story. If it's a good one do I get to be let go?" I try.

He opens his mouth to respond when Tyler suddenly comes crashing in the room. He places his hands on his knees, out of breath before speaking.

"Ke- wooh, hold on lemme catch my breath," he holds up a finger. Then he looks up and his face is full of alarm. "We're under attack!"

Keith's eyes widen and I whistle awkwardly, knowing it must be Val. Maybe he's going to save me! Suddenly, Keith's eyes narrow as if he just figured something out. He pins his deadly gaze on me.

"You..." he hisses, slowly walking towards me.

I laugh nervously. "Heh, heh. Now, let's not be hasty and...RUN!" I scream as I break out into a sprint. I hear his loud footsteps chasing after me as I weave through the halls and down the stairs. But of course, we all know how this ends.

"GODDAMIT, ETHAN!" I cry as I see him sitting on the bottom step of the stairs. I turn around to see Keith at the top of the stairs, so either way I'm trapped.

Or...am I?

I rush down and jump on Ethan's back, causing him to tip over and fall on the floor. Keith is starting to make his way after me, so I quickly crawl away as fast as I can. I feel arms wrap around my waist and lift me up and shriek, wiggling around to get whoever is holding on to me to let go.

Fucking Ethan.

Ethan hands me over to Keith as if I am nothing but a rag doll. I start to protest but Keith grabs onto my arms and shakes me.

"Let go! You asshole! When I get out of here I am so gonna-"

"STOP FIGHTING ME!" he roars and I instantly quiet down.  I let my arms go limp and watch his chest heave up and down. We have a small glaring contest before there is pounding on the door.

"Open up! It's the police!"

-A/N-

Vvvvvvvvvvv short chapter I'm vv sorry I promise I will get another update ASAP.

I just...

Really like the cliffhanger OMF!!!

Haha

🐮Moo🐮

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