All of a sudden. My back start heating up. And the wings force their way out of my skin. For 3 hours of screaming and rolling on the floor, my body was burning, freezing, hurting, tickling all at the same time.
God!
What happened to you?! I heard you screaming and I tried to talk to you but it was impposible to contact you.
It's the effect of the devil fruit.
I throw up all Popoko's food and squirm in pain as I smell a metallic scent. I feel my body getting surrounded by warm water (blood) and felt comfortable there.
Get back to your senses! Don't die.
-I'm not dying fucker, I'm good. *cough* Hicho-san!
-hicho appear from behind the wall and popoko just under her.
She brings her blood sacks and get ready to treat me.
For the next two days, I was feeling extremely bad, the pain in my back did not fade and it was more and more frustrating to have that constant pain striking your spine. Hicho and Popoko were taking care of me for those two days.
After that, when the pain has more or less faded, I sent them home. I decided to stay in the cave for another week to test out my new powers.
I sit on the floor and focus. I try to feel the wind, but it kept on swinging around me and coming from all places.
Maybe if I talk to Makoto at the same time, it will be easier to control
God.
What?
I'm using you aga-
A warm feeling me filled my body and mind like hot cofee in a cold mug. And I felt myself flying.
I open my eyes, and see a golden aura surrounding my body.
-wow... that's awesome...
Unfortunately, my focus broke and my body started getting uncontrollably thrown around. I just protected my head, I knew I can't do anything. But then, I was thrown so hard on the cave's roof that I broke it and ended up in some other place.
-sheesh, look at me now. I hope I won't have scars from this shit.
A cold thing touches my neck.
-oh? A sword? A human?
I turn around and see a big woman glaring down on me. I push away the sword with my fingers and stand up. I look up to look at her face. She has scars all over her body and she's beautiful. She has long, very long dark blue hair and a piercing gaze despite her unfocused eyes.
-I'm Hertha, may I know your name?
-kuina.
My eyes widen.
-KUINA?!
She takes out her sword again.
-so you were here all this time?!
-?
-excuse me, I was just shocked...
-...
-say... do you still remember Zoro?
I see her eyes focus again and soften at the mention of his name.
(Actually, I can see because of the golden aura shit)
-do you want to meet him? I know where he is.
Why did I have to say that? I'll be meddling with the damn plot.
-no.
What?
-???
-i'm not the best swordswoman in the world, I can't meet him yet.
-so you want to be the best swordswoman ever huh?
-...
-then join my crew.
-???
-you won't be able to surpass your limits if you don't meet people stronger than you.
I feel like she's reconsidering the option.
-you can take your time of course.
It's true, I still need time to control my power.
-okay, I'll join.
-oh? Already? Okay then.
I give her my hand and she shakes it. After that, I ask her to help me control my power and we keep fighting (I lost everytime) for two weeks.
I more or less got how to make people fly away with wind. And how to fly with my big-ass wings.
After that, I lead her out of that dark place. I lead her to my submarine (I made it float before eating the fruit).
-you can visit inside, I'm gonna do some shopping before we sail away. Don't puch any button please.
-are you going to buy swords?
-of course not. We'll fetch a better sword in another country, there is no way I'll give you mediocre-quality one.
She nods and get inside.
I hide my wings in and go buy food, bandages and ointment, and some stylish clothes for Kuina and I.
I then go back to my submarine.
-Kuina! I'm back. Look what I brought you!
She appears from behind the control room's door.
-a sword?
-what's up with you and swords?! You know, swords will get bored of you if you keep sticking to them like that!
She looks at me with pure fear in her eyes.
-I.. I was joking...
I feel like it'll be difficult to live with her.
-forget about what I said and let's prepare to sail.
She nods and help me move the things I brought. I arranged a space for her to sleep in my room and go sit at my desk.
-what is that?
I look at where she's pointing at.
-oh this? It's my computer. Wanna try it?
She nods again.
-you're not the talkative kind Kui-chii.
-??
-you don't mind me calling you kui-chii right?
She shooks her head.
-good, now sit and let me show you how to use a computer.
It wasn't easy, to say the least. But we did it, thankfully.
I was too tired from playing the teacher and went to sleep after telling Kuina that she should sleep on the other bed, and not on the floor.
The next day, I show her the ways in the control room and teach her how to steer the submarine.
We meet a few pirates eventually and I let her take care of them by throwing her out and watching her struggle underwater.
-I did tell her that she'll progress with me, but I did not tell her how. Eheheheh...
God.
What do you want, let me sleep.
Bitch, you should use the calculator, we need to know how slow this world's time is compared to your world's.
Later.
Hell nah, if you don't do it, I won't help you finish your work in time.
Fuck you, I'm up.
You said that time that a week in here is 4hours in your world.
Yep.
Then 7days=240 because 60×4=240
Uh huh.
And you divide 240 by 7 to find the D.
34,28..
Okay so a day in here is approximatively 34,28 minutes there. It means that I should call you every... wait. 34,28× y = 8h (×60)
480/34,28 =y which means?
14 approximatively.
14 what? Bananas? Apples?
14 is the number of times I fuck your mom daily.
Fuck you, pitiful ass bitch. Then it'll be each 14 day, I'll call you. I hope it's right because i'm an ass in math.
What do you mean? Everything should be in the SYLLABUS.
I hate people that are like you, worshipping that damn syllabus like that, it isn't a flex.
Who needs you to like us anyways hmph.
I sigh and go fetch kuina that is about to die because she's not a fish.