The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah๐Ÿ˜Œ Th... More

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The meaniest of weenies

Gf snatcher: I'm bored

RON CENAA: damn Ginny
if only someone gave a fuck

Gf snatcher: no one likes
you Ron.

RON CENAA: Harry and
Hermione like me

Hermy🧝: ...🌝

Harry Potter: I like you
Ron 👍

RON CENAA: thanks Harry
RON CENAA: Hermione😐

Hermy🧝: sorry Ron
Hermy🧝: I like you




RON CENAA

Harry Potter:




RON CENAA: shut up Harry🙄🫣







The meaniest of weenies

Gf snatcher: whatever what
r u guys doing

Harry Potter: nothing

RON CENAA: Harry aren't
you and Y/n supposed to
hang out today?

Harry Potter: that's tmrw

RON CENAA: ohhhhhh
RON CENAA: I've been walking
around the castle aimlessly for
an hour bc I didn't want to
walk in on you guys lol

Harry Potter: oh well you
can come back now

Gedrick: So how's school
so far

Freorge: probably so boring
without us there😜🙄

Gf snatcher: OMG OMG
GUESS WHO THE DADA
TEACHER IS THIS YEAR

Gedrick: A MURDERER

Freorge: A DEATHEATER

Gedrick: A KIDNAPPER

Freorge: A VAMPIRE

Gedrick: A MERMAID

Gf snatcher: NO NONE
OF THOSE
Gf snatcher: SNAPE

Freorge: 😨

Gedrick: 😨

Freorge: JAVAJVSHAH
AHAVAKABHJSHSNAK

Gedrick: STOPPPPP HAHA
IMAGINEEEE

Freorge: RIGHT AFTER
WE LEAVE TOO LMAOAOAO

Gedrick: HAHHAHAHH
AHABHAHAHAHABAHA

RON CENAA: oh fuck off

Freorge: THIS IS GREAT

Y/n🙄❤️:



Harry Potter: Y/n!
Harry Potter: You're back!

RON CENAA: wait- how do you?
RON CENAA: asking for a friend👀

Harry Potter: Y/n?

The mean one: she fell asleep
The mean one: *1 image attached*

Harry Potter: oh ok

RON CENAA: she needs to
wake up
RON CENAA: bc google is
no help

Harry Potter: Ron are you
gonna try to make slime?

RON CENAA: maybe...




😫THE VERY NEXT DAY😫

Y/n🙄❤️

Y/n🙄❤️: Harry.

Harry Potter: Y/n.

Y/n🙄❤️: you'll never
guess what I found.

Harry Potter: what?

Y/n🙄❤️: this Emoji
Y/n🙄❤️: hold on-
Y/n🙄❤️: this one🧌
Y/n🙄❤️: IT LOOKS LIKE
THE ONES FROM FROZEN
Y/n🙄❤️: 🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌🧌
Y/n🙄❤️: MY GANG OF
TROLLS👺🤑😈🥶😤

Harry Potter: LMAO WTF

Y/n🙄❤️: WHATCHU
GONNA DO IF WE PULL
UP HUH?🤬🤬😤😤😮‍💨
😵‍💫👿

Harry Potter: Well you are
gonna pull up

Y/n🙄❤️: i bet my army
could take over the world😈

Harry Potter: soon

Y/n🙄❤️: what?
Y/n🙄❤️: oh yeah

Harry Potter: bc you said
we'd hang out today right

Y/n🙄❤️: yesyes
Y/n🙄❤️: me and the Trolls
will be there soon😈

Harry Potter: alr see you
soon

Y/n🙄❤️: and the Trolls

Harry Potter: yes see you
and the Trolls soon

Y/n🙄❤️: 😘





IRL

"Hello"

"Where's your Troll gang?"

"I know. Sadly, I do not come bearing Trolls," Y/n sighed and flopped down on Harry's bed.

"How was your lesson with Mcgonagall?" Harry asked, looking down at her.

"Good."

"That's it? 'Good'?"

"It was the first one so she just explained how I excel further in Transfiguration than others in my year blah blah blah I show good potential blah blah blah this could lead towards a promising career and she wants to help me reach my full potential" Y/n explained.

"Damn. I wish I showed good potential"

"Shut up. You get to save the world. Let me have this"

He chuckled, "so, what do you wanna do?"

"Uh... watch a movie?" She suggested.

"We'll have to go to the Room Of Requirement"

Idc if they did something so they cant use it sixth year. I'm changing it and no one can stop me.

"Ughhh walking," Y/n groaned, "can you just drag me there?"

"I think people might be a bit concerned if they saw that"

"Carry me, then?"

"Come on, let's go" Harry rolled his eyes.

"Fineeeee"




RON CENAA

Harry Potter: hey Ron, me
and Y/n are going to watch a
movie in the ROR so don't
worry abt going to the dorm

RON CENAA: ok
RON CENAA: keep it PG-13

Harry Potter: yes mum🙄

RON CENAA: have fun sweetie🥰
RON CENAA: Don't do anything
I wouldn't do🤣🤭🫣

Harry Potter: shit then I
shouldn't even be going
Harry Potter: Get it?
Harry Potter: Cause you pull
absolutely no bitches lol

RON CENAA: sometimes
I rlly wish mum had just
ignored you that day you
asked how to get to
Platform 9 3/4😐







IRL

"Hey, isn't this movie the book you read to me last year?" Harry asked.

"Huh? Oh yeah," Y/n nodded.

"Can we watch it?"

"No."

"Why?"

"Cause you're gonna read the book first."

"You should've told me that," Harry whined, "I could've read it over the summer"

"Well that's too bad isn't it," Y/n shrugged, "and after that there's two books and a prequel to read"

"Ughhhhhhh"

"Quit complaining I'll read them with you"

"Okayyyy fineeee," Harry settled, "what about that thing you scared Ron with. What's that show?"

Y/n gasped in excitement and nodded, "Yes. That is what we are watching." She finalized.

"Ok" Harry agreed.





"He's hot."

"I know"

"He's got nice hair, too"

"I know"

"I wish I had hair like that"

"Your hair is nice"

"It could use more volume"

"It's perfect," Y/n reached up to play with Harry's hair. "Besides, your dad is probably crying right now,"

  

(He is)


"Is there gonna be porn?"

"What? No."

"It looks like they're about to have sex"

"It's not gonna show anything"

"You sure?"

"I've watched the show before"

"that's creepy what the fuck. Why is he taking photos of her in her bra?"

"Exactly"




"Damn, I want powers like that"

"Harry, you're a fucking wizard"

"But I have to use a wand. She just puts out her hand and BAM!"

"Yeah, but can she light something on fire with a random stick"

"Wands are not random sticks"




Soon enough, Y/n was drifting in and out of sleep while laying in Harry's chest. He rubbed her back while intently watching the show. Forgetting, for a moment, all his fears from the past two days.







A/n- Damn. Another update. Go me.
All these updates are to make up for the lack of updates for the next few weeks, as I will be going on a trip and working. But I will try to update as often as possible

I'm rlly tired so sorry if there are any mistakes

BYEEEE ILYSM MWAHHH

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