The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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Houdini<3

Houdini<3: Y/nnnnn
Houdini<3: where are youuuuu
Houdini<3: I'm on the trainnn
Houdini<3: all aloneeee
Houdini<3: I'm so old and sad and alone
Houdini<3: cold**
Houdini<3: pleaseee
Houdini<3: wow
Houdini<3: ignoring me😔

Y/n Diggory: what.

Houdini<3: Y/n!

Y/n Diggory: Harry!

Houdini<3: where are you?

Y/n Diggory: on the train

Houdini<3: omg yes thank
you for the detailed info🤩

Y/n Diggory: oh shut up
Y/n Diggory: I see you
Y/n Diggory: ooh looking
fly🔥😎🥶
Y/n Diggory: love the
drip🥵🤩🤑
Y/n Diggory: OOH SLAYY
Y/n Diggory: love the pose😍
Y/n Diggory: work it girl 😛

Houdini<3: oh I see you too
Houdini<3: hi!

Y/n Diggory: hi!


IRL

"Hello!"

"Hello?"

"Hello."

"Hello."

Harry nodded in satisfaction and grabbed her hand to go look for a compartment.

"Where's Willy?"

Y/n smirked but Harry cut her off.

"Your cat."

She looked defeated for a moment but then smirked again.

"Oh forget it" Harry sighed, "let's find somewhere to sit"

They ended up finding an empty compartment and sat down. Harry put both of their bags up, and sat beside Y/n.

"Hm. Cozy" she grinned at him, "now let me get out my Willy"

"Are we interrupting something?" A red-faced Ron asked from the door.

"Noooooo" Y/n's reply was muffled, since she was standing on her seat and rummaging through the bags.

Ron gave Harry a look and sat down across from them with Hermione.

"Meet Willy" Y/n held out her cat towards them.

"Where was he?" Harry stared at her in shock.

"I have a special carrying case thingy in my trunk... anyways, Willy!"

The cat seemed slightly restless, so Y/n brought Willy onto her lap, stroking his head and back. His eyes ticked back and forth between the others in the compartment.

"You got a cat, Y/n?" Hermione mused.

"Yes," she beamed.

"And you named it... Willy" Ron restated.

"Yes"

"I told you it was a weird name" Harry spoke up.

Willy's eyes darted to him, watching him closely.

"You never said that!" Y/n fired back at him.

"Yeah but I thought it" he tapped his forefinger to his temple.

Willy hissed at him.

"Y/n... did you just see that..." Harry backed up in his seat.

"Hmm, Willy doesn't exactly like... people" she admitted.

"He obviously likes you!"

"Cause I'm superior," Y/n teased, "isn't that right, Willy?" She scratched his chin.

The cat leaned into her touch and closed his eyes while purring.

Harry glared at Willy.

Hermione and Ron began talking. Harry joined in after a long while of glaring at Y/n's cat.

"Dancing queeeeeen young and sweet only seventeeeeeeen" Y/n sang whilst moving Willy's front legs to make him "dance".

"Ooh you get it Willy. Purr" Ron cheered.

She used Willy's paws to blow him a kiss.

The cat just looked on, as if this whole situation bored him.


***

"Harry's been gone to the bathroom for an awful long time" Y/n observed, stroking Willy's ears back.

Hermione and Ron exchanged looks.

"Yeah..."

"I mean, we're almost there," Y/n leaned over to see if she could get a better view of walking place.

(PLS HELP IS IT A HALLWAY? AN AISLE? WTF DO I CALL IT??)

"Maybe he's sick" Ron suggested.

"He seemed alright before," Y/n sighed.

The train finally stopped at Hogsmeade station. Harry was still not back. Y/n was growing more and more worried.

"Where is he?"

"I'm sure he's just going to meet us inside. Let's go, Y/n"

She frowned but grabbed her things, keeping Willy cradled in her arms.

They walked along the platform and ran into a familiar face.

"Zhara!" Y/n greeted.

"Hi Y/n. Willy, Hermione, Ron" Zhara nodded to them, "where's the other thing"

"Harry?"

"Mhmm"

Y/n shrugged, "I don't know"

"Hmm. Well, we better get going, apparently they're security checking this year" Zhara informed them.

"Really?" Hermione inquired, walking ahead with Zhara, leaving Ron and Y/n to trail behind.

"I'm sure he's alright." Ron soothed Y/n, as she was being uncharacteristically quiet.

She gave him a small smile, "I hope so"

"Come on," he nudged her, "he's Harry sodding Potter for Merlin's sakes"

"That's fair," she chuckled, "thanks Ron"

"Anytime"

They got through security quite easily, aside from Y/n's slight squabble with Flitwick about Willy.

"He's not secretly a wizard in animagus form! He's a cat I found wounded by my house!"

"Who knows, someone could've planted him there, Miss Diggory. He could be a deatheater in disguise"

"Come on Filly, I thought we were cool. Are you really gonna do me like this?"

"Miss Diggory, if you consent to me performing some charms to check if... Willy is indeed just a cat, I can let you go"

"Alright, fine. Just don't hurt him"

"I won't, now move along please"


So now, they sat in the Great Hall at their house tables.

Hermione and Ron could see how worried Y/n looked from across the Hall. She kept glancing towards the entrance, her face contorted into a frown. If the two of them were being honest, they were beginning to worry too.

Y/n is the bestest😍

Y/n Diggory: Harry if you don't
get here soon I'm gonna smack
the shit out of you

rHONDA🚙: no bc where
tf are you Harry



Houdini<3

Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry
Y/n Diggory: Harry if you're
dead I'm gonna be so pissed
Y/n Diggory: MEGA pissed
Y/n Diggory: MEGA MEGA pissed
Y/n Diggory: yk what? Fuck you
Y/n Diggory: and just for this,
I never will.
Y/n Diggory: hoe.



Y/n is the bestest😍

rHONDA🚙: HARRY
rHONDA🚙: IF YOU DONT
GET HERE NOW YOURE
NOT MY BEST FRIEND
rHONDA🚙: ...
rHONDA🚙: 😔 ok then
rHONDA🚙: IF YOU DONT
GET HERE NOW Y/NS GONNA
BREAK UP WITH YOU
rHONDA🚙: ...
rHONDA🚙: damn, I thought
that would work...

Y/n Diggory: 😒
Y/n Diggory: well, guess I'm
single again🤷‍♀️

sHERMAN📚: guys is that him??

Y/n Diggory: oh wonderful he's
got blood all over him😐
Y/n Diggory: but I mean-
hot damn🥵😏🤫

rHONDA🚙: ikr


IRL

Harry approached the Gryffindor table and sat down beside Ron.

"Where were you?" He immediately asked, "Y/n was worried"

Harry looked up and met Y/n's eyes. She was glaring at him, but he could see the hint of concern on her face.

'What happened?' She mouthed.

'Long Story' he mouthed back.

'You ok?' She pointed to her face, questioning how he got all the blood on his own.

He nodded and held up a thumbs up.

'You look hot'

Reference bc why not 😫🥵😍

OH LORDY LAWD😫


He blushed, 'Thank you'

'Say it back'

He wrinkled his nose and tilted his head.

Y/n narrowed her eyes and glanced around, before itching her eye oh-so conveniently with her middle finger.

He fixed his hair using the same finger.

She put her fingers in the shape of glasses around her eyes and made a stupid face, mouthing, 'brilliant'.

He laughed and rolled his eyes.

'Talk after?'

'Ok' he held up thumbs up again.

At that point, Dumbledore decided to (very rudely if I might add🙄) start his long ass speech.


Y/n is the bestest😍

Y/n Diggory: oml when will
this raggedy old hoe shut up
so I can go to my dorm
Y/n Diggory: sorry Harry, ik he's
like your idol or whateva
Y/n Diggory: ...and he's too busy
actually listening to the speech😐

😘HALF AN HOUR LATER😘

Houdini<3: y/n.
Houdini<3: you are not single.
Houdini<3: and Dumbledore
is not my IDOL...

Y/n Diggory: idk...
Y/n Diggory: Ron clearly stated,
if you didn't show up at that
moment, I had to break
up with you
Y/n Diggory: sorry, I don't
make the rules🤷‍♀️

Houdini<3: but I was busy
getting my nose unbroken

Y/n Diggory: WHY WAS
YOUR NOSE BROKEN

Houdini<3: here I'm On
my way! So we can talk
Houdini<3: fml😐




IRL

"So, you weren't actually in the bathroom, you were stalking Draco Malfoy?"

"Yup"

"Because you believe he's a death eater,"

"Correct"

"And he was the one who broke your nose,"

"Yes"

"And you didn't beat his ass back?"

"Well, I couldn't move"

"Hmm. And then Luna found you and fixed your nose?"

"Yeah. If not for her, I would've been on my way back to London right now"

"I'll have to thank her"

Harry watched from Y/n's bed as she unpacked her things.

Zhara entered the room and immediately snapped her finger and pointed to the door, "out."

"But I was just injured!" He cried dramatically.

"Too bad the damage wasn't worse. Now, out."

"I'll see you tomorrow, alright?" Y/n murmured, approaching him and placing a quick kiss on the side of his neck.

He whined and stood up reluctantly, "alright, fine" he huffed.

" 'night" Y/n pecked him on the lips when Zhara wasn't looking.

"Goodnight" he sighed.




A/n- it's officially summer break for me🤩

Guys I bought four cheap Costco books😁

AND I started reading The Love Hypothesis and I LOVE IT😍🥰😘❤️

I hope everyone is have a spectacular day or night or whatever time of day it may be for you ❤️❤️

And I know I already technically blessed your eyes before😜 but I decided to be super duper nice bc I love u guys, and do it again



AWWWWW LOOK HOW HAPPY HE LOOKS TO BE WITH SIRIUS😫😍

Now remember how Sirius is dead and Harry will never hug him again.



OK BYE LOVE YA😘😘

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