Just random Prompts, no short story, nothing but prompts.
This is are just promts... this is the best goddamn chapter I've ever made, and I didn't even have to write it.
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Lefiya, to Bell: My life is in the hands of an idiot!
Bell, motioning to themselves and Filvis: No no no no no, TWO idiots!
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Bell: I told Filvis her ears flush when she lies.
Lefiya: Why?
Bell: Look.
Bell: Hey Filvis! Do you love us?
Filvis, covering her ears: No.
Lefiya: Hmm, I guess your right.
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Bell, at a restaurant: You guys should get the orange soda, it's amazing.
Lefiya: Okay
Waiter: Can I get you guys anything to drink?
Bell: Orange soda, please!
Lefiya: I'll have the strawberry soda.
Filvis: Me too, strawberry soda.
Bell:...
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*Bell and Alise sitting in jail together*
Bell: So who should we call?
Alise: I'd call Ryuu, but we'll feel safer in jail.
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Bell: Here's a fun Christmas idea. We hang mistletoe, but instead of kissing, you have to FIGHT whoever else is under it.
Lefiya: Bell no.
Alise: Mistlefoe!
Lefiya: Please stop encouraging them.
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Bell: Alise, can I talk to you for a second?
Alise: Yeah, what's up? Lemme guess. You and Lefiya are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss?
Bell: What? No, stop that. I know how to kiss. I've read books.
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Lefiya: If I accidentally sat on a voodoo doll of myself, would I be trapped forever in that position, doomed to starve to death?
Bell: How am I supposed to know?
Filvis: You say, as if we don't use you as a source of knowledge of the occult.
Bell: *sighs*
Bell: You wouldn't be trapped.
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Lefiya: Why are your tongues purple?
Bell: We had slushies. I had a blue one.
Alise: I had a red one.
Lefiya: oh
Lefiya:
Lefiya: OH!
Filvis:?
Filvis: You drank each other's slushies?
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Filvis, setting down a card: Ace of spades
Bell, pulling out an Uno card: +4
Alise, pulling out a Pokémon card: Chaizard, I choose you
Lefiya, trembling: What are we playing
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Bell: Have you seen a person named 'Hayato' around here?
Lefiya: Ugh, yes. They made a horrible mess of the blood fountain.
Alise: It looks fine to me?
Lefiya: IT USED TO BE WATER!!!
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Bell: Lefiya isn't answering their phone
Filvis: I'll call
Bell: I've tried calling six times already, what makes you thi-
Lefiya: Hello?
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Bell: Listen, I can explain...
Lefiya: You're making $500,000 and you're only gonna pay me $30,000?
Filvis: You're getting 30 grand? I'm getting $1,000!
Alise: You guys are getting paid?
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Bell: Bye Lefiya! Bye Filvis! Bye Alise! Bye Hayato! Bye Lefiya!
Filvis: You said 'bye Lefiya' twice.
Bell: I like Lefiya.
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Bell: You're a loose cannon, Alise.
Alise: No, I'm not. I'm a cannon maybe, but a loose cannon? Is that what you think of me?
Lefiya: I think you play by your own rules.
Filvis: No way, they think rules were made to be broken.
Bell: Those are all attributes of a loose cannon.
Alise: No, I'm just a reckless renegade. Hayato is a loose cannon.
Hayato: *smashes a chair*
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Lefiya: There are seven chairs and ten kids. What do you do?
Filvis Have everyone stand.
Alise: Bring three more chairs!
Bell: The other three sit down on the floors.
Hayato: Kill three.
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Bell: I've done a lot of dumb stuff.
Filvis: I witnessed the dumb stuff.
Hayato: I recorded the dumb stuff.
Alise: I joined in on the dumb stuff.
Lefiya: I TRIED TO STOP YOU FROM DOING THE DUMB STUFF!!!
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Bete: Huh, Lefiya, are you secretly cool?
Lefiya: Well, poker is just math, so I guess it depends on if you consider the mathematician, Carl Friedrich Gauss, cool.
Bete: I do not.
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Bell: Can I ask a dumb question?
Alise: Better than anyone I know.
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Alise, when Bell walks in: Oh, hey, I'm just making pizza.
Alise: *accidentally smacks Ryuu in the face with the baking sheet*
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Lefiya: I love you.
Bell, not paying attention: What was that?
Lefiya: I said I'm selling you to the zOo-
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Bell: Are you ever going to listen to me?
Lefiya: Yes. Absolutely.
Bell: When?
Lefiya: When you're right.
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Alise: Bottling up negative emotions is bad for your health, so you shouldn't do it.
Bell: I know, that's why I bottle up all my emotions, both positive and negative, so it cancels out.
Alise: Th-that's not how that works-
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Bete: *closes a cabinet*
*a crash is heard behind the cabinet door*
Lefiya: What was that?
Bete: The sound of someone else's problem.
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A classic
*Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Bell: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Lefiya: ...I did. I broke it.
Bell: No. No you didn't. Bete?
Bete: Don't look at me. Look at Filvis.
Filvis: What?! I didn't break it.
Bete: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Filvis: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Bete: Suspicious.
Filvis: No, it's not!
Hayato: If it matters, probably not, but Alise was the last one to use it.
Alise: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Hayato: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Alise: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Hayato!
Lefiya: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Bell.
Bell: No! Who broke it!?
*Everyone starts arguing*
Bell, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Bell: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Bell:*stares at them while they argue with a smile*
Bell: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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Bell: *sneaking in through their window*
Astraea: *turning in their chair and flicking the light one* You want to tell me where you've been all night?
Bell: I was with Alise?
Alise: *turning in their chair* Wanna try again?
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Bell: Something's off.
Filvis: Maybe you've finally redeveloped human emotions and feel bad for mean to us.
Bell: No, but that's funny.
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Alise: Ryuu likes to win. When they were 8, a little Club Scout friend of theirs bragged they could sell the most cookies.
Alise: Damned if Ryuu didn't walk the neighborhood till they got blisters on their feet, and won by 10 boxes.
Alise: Best part is, Ryuu wasn't even a Club Scout
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Bell: I saw you fall, saw the sinners lay on your corpses...
Filvis: Hey, what's up with Bell?
Bell: I created you, made the pieces perfect, others marveled at your beauty... their gazes may have held envy, though, for none are perfect but you. I was only looking away for a moment, but you were gone. I had failed you. And I fell into despair. The only way to save myself was to create, but I knew... this time I knew I was only making you to die. And I apologize. For I will undoubtedly fail you again. For a short time, there will be peace and beauty, but none in the face of us shall lay undisturbed. The greatest have fallen, and will continue to fall, and I weep for you for being born unto this place, where brother eats brother, and the undeserving rise to fame. Those that have gone against you know they've wronged you, and they will stand before the creator, knowing they have sinned. Do not worry, little ones, you will be avenged.
Lefiya: ...He made some rock towers and went somewhere else for twenty minutes and when they came back the rock towers were destroyed and people were sitting where the towers once were, so he were sad and made more rock towers.
Lefiya, to Bell: Hey, who even is the creator?
Bell: SHUT THE HELL UP! I'M TRYING TO BE DRAMATIC AND MYSTERIOUS!
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Hayato: Ducks are better than rabbits.
Lefiya: What? Rabbits are adorable. Have you ever been in a fight with a duck? Ducks are jerks.
Bete: Duck is delicious! Rabbit is all gamey.
Lefiya: We're not talking about flavour, Bete!
Bete: Flavour counts!
Lefiya: Who carries around a duck's foot for good luck? Anyone!
Bete: Then why don't we take a rabbit, a duck, stick 'em in a cardboard box and let them fight it out!
Lefiya: BECAUSE IT'S ILLEGAL, BETE!
Bete: ONLY IF WE BET ON IT, LEFIYA!
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Alise: Okay, if we can't do it by sheer force, we'll do it my way.
Ryuu: But your way is sheer force!
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Alise: You know, when Bell comes over, Ryuu can get a little...
Lyra: Psycho?
Astarea: Scary?
Kaguya: Drunk?
Alise: All three.
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Alise, Filvis & Lefiya: *screaming*
Bell: *runs into the room* What's wrong, Filvis?!
Alise: Wait, why are you asking Filvis that when Lefiya and I are also here?
Bell: Because Filvis wouldn't scream unless it's an emergency. You two scream whenever you have the chance.
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Didn't make senses just founded it funny
Aki: So you like cats?
Bell: Yeah.
Aki: *tries to impress them by slowly pushing a glass off the table*
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Bell: We're playing Scrabble. It's a nightmare.
Filvis: Scrabble? Scrabble's great.
Bell: Not when you're playing with Lefiya, it's not. They put words like "ephemeral" and I put "dog."
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Bell: Bonjour, Filvis. Voulez–vous coucher avec moi?
Filvis No, I don't want to sleep with you.
Bell: Is that what that means? Oh, man, I had a really Perverted Grandpa.
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Alise: Don't joke about murder. I was murdered once and it offends me.
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Just found it funny.
Bell: Hi, sorry I'm late. I was doing a couple of things and got distracted.
Lefiya: I'm "a couple of things".
Filvis: I'm "got distracted".
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Finn: You bought a taco?
Bete: Yes.
Finn: From the same truck that hit Tiona and Tione?!
Bete, with a mouthful of taco: Well, me starving ain't gonna help them.
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Bell: Would you like something to drink? *They open the fridge* We have water, milk, juice, spiders, Dr. Pepper-
Lefiya: Spiders?
Bell: Spiders it is then.
Lefiya: No, that wasn't-
*But they were already pouring them a brimming glass of spiders...*
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Wow 1,500 word I think that's enough for now.