The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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By _rachel111_


(In honour of the start of sixth year, I'm going to be updating all of the characters names. In the phone ofc)


Harry was laying in bed when a tapping at his window brought him out of his thoughts.

He sat up and opened the window to let an unfamiliar owl inside.

He took the letter tied to it's leg, and smiled once he saw who sent it.



Houdini<3

Houdini<3: why'd you send
me a letter??

Y/n Diggory: Que?

Houdini<3: you sent me a letter
Houdini<3: yk you can
just text me right?

Y/n Diggory: yes...
Y/n Diggory: I just didn't know
if all of a sudden your aunt and
uncle took your phone
Y/n Diggory: or if smth
else happened

Houdini<3: well they didn't

Y/n Diggory: oh
Y/n Diggory: so you don't
have to read that letter then

Houdini<3: no I'm
gonna read it

Y/n Diggory: don't u dare
Read

Y/n Diggory: you're reading it,
aren't you
Y/n Diggory: fuck you

Houdini<3: oh. em. gee.
Houdini<3: you're so cute😍

Y/n Diggory: 😐

Houdini<3: I love the letter
Houdini<3: I think I'll frame it

Y/n Diggory: oh god shut up

Houdini<3: I bet you're
smiling rn

Y/n Diggory: well you'd be
wrong

Houdini<3: then send me a
picture

Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*

Houdini<3: awww so pretty😍

Y/n Diggory: bye I'm gonna
stop texting you now

Houdini<3: byeeee





IRL

Harry smiled after reading Y/n's letter again.

He wasn't lying when he said he had thought about framing it, it had quickly become one of his prized possessions.

Dear Scarface Pottyhead,

I hope your summer is going okay so far. I sent you this letter because I didn't know if your phone would be taken, or something else. So you get a letter from me. Yay. If the Dursley's do anything terrible to you, let me know and I'll come kidnap you and bring you home straight away. I can just tell my parents, "oh yes this is my ~friend~ Harry" :)  We can play board games, and hang out. It'd be great. I watched a really good movie the other night. Do your aunt and uncle have a TV? It doesn't matter, we can always have a movie night when we get back to school ;) I also baked THE most amazing cookies ever, which is pretty surprising because I'm shit at baking. I would've sent you some but... I ate them all. Another thing, I actually finished a book!! GO ME! Took me like- forever. But anyways, I hope you're alright. I understand if you can't respond to this letter, but I'll write you again if anything cool happens in my life.

From, Y/n

He could tell she had gotten some new pens, as every sentence was in a different colour.

Smiling, he folded the letter back up, and grabbed his phone.


Houdini<3


Houdini<3: you are so sweet🥰

Y/n Diggory: whatever🙄

Houdini<3: anyways...
Houdini<3: did you get
some new pens?

Y/n Diggory: OMG YES
Y/n Diggory: A PACK OF 16!!
Y/n Diggory: THERES EVEN SOME GLITTERY ONES

Houdini<3: WOW🤩

Y/n Diggory: YUPPPP
Y/n Diggory: THEYRE AMAZING
AND THERES A GOLD ONE

Houdini<3: IK
Houdini<3: You used it to
sign my name on the letter

Y/n Diggory: oh yeahhhhh
Y/n Diggory: so... how's life?

Houdini<3: good good
Houdini<3: actually yk I
might just need you to come
and kidnap me...

Y/n Diggory: is that so?🤔

Houdini<3: oui

Y/n Diggory: like fr?
Y/n Diggory: bc I can probably
come get you
Y/n Diggory: but my mum and
I are a bit cross with each
other at the moment

Houdini<3: no I'm ok
Houdini<3: for now👀
Houdini<3: what happened
with you and your mum?

Y/n Diggory: it's no biggie
Y/n Diggory: just an argument
Y/n Diggory: lmao ur mum

Houdini<3: ok...

Y/n Diggory: I slept for 18
hours yesterday😋

Houdini<3: h- how?

Y/n Diggory: well I didn't sleep
at all the night before
Y/n Diggory: WAIT OMG OMG OMG

Houdini<3: OMG WHAT??

Y/n Diggory: MY PARENTS
MIGHT GET ME A JOB!!

Houdini<3: RLLY?

Y/n Diggory: MHMM

Houdini<3: damn
Houdini<3: I don't have a job😔

Y/n Diggory: dw I can
support u😉

Houdini<3: JK I HAVE MY
DEAD PARENTS INHERITANCE
LOLZ😝
Houdini<3:



Y/n Diggory: 😂😂😂

Houdini<3: that was so
sarcastic, wasn't it

Y/n Diggory: mhmm

Houdini<3: FUCK

Y/n Diggory: um...
I'm sorry?

Houdini<3: nonono not you,
you're fine
Houdini<3: 😏
Houdini<3: It's my fucking cousin
Houdini<3: tf does he want
Houdini<3: I'll text you later, ok?

Y/n Diggory: ok
Y/n Diggory: if he lays a fucking
hand on you I will come get
you, ok?

Houdini<3: okie dokie😋






A/n- rlly short chapter...

ANYWAYS ILYSSSSSSSSM

I HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY

K BYE MWAH

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