Gucci gang
Jisung: did you know false eyelashes were a French invention?
Felix: French? Idk why I thought they were English
Felix: British
Felix: wait are you English but you speak British.. even if youre from Britain or are you British because you're from Britain
Changbin: England?
Felix; oh fuck?
Chan: omfg
Felix: so you're English if you're from England and British and you're Britain?
Minho: while Felix has a whole European crisis.. how did you discover this Jisung?
Jisung: you'll laugh at me
Seungmin: duh
Jeongin: but I still wanna know!
Chan: not as much as I'm laughing at Felix rn
Felix: I'm going to make specks poop in your room :(
Minho: specks is a bunny and he eats his poop so who's really losing here? Thhe one who kisses the shit eater ? Or the one who has shit on his floor?
Hyunjin: both of them are losing tf?? And why do you know this ?? Is specks ok?
Felix: it's cause he's a bunny they all do it 😒
Minho: cappriphages eat their poop to get nutrients they didn't digest the first time :)
Hyunjin: forgot you studied to be a vet
Seungmin: sINCE WHEN?
Minho: I lived many lives :)
Jisung: cute
Jeongin: so why the French making eyelashes
Changbin: oh yeah
Chan; they just want them?
Jisung: nah a prostitute made them
Felix: go (her?)
Minho; back then it Def was a her
Seungmin: when did men start doing that?
Chan; "near the end of the 1800s and the 1930s" the Great Depression brought it back I think in the 30s idk
Minho: oooo
Jisung; she called them cumbrellas she made them to keep jizz outta her eyes
Jisung: it keeps me up at night
Hyunjin; HAHHAHHAH
Jeongin: CUMBRELLAS
Felix: ☂️ you know she was good if she needed an umbrella
Chan: I'm crying 😂😂
Minho: why can't we still call them that
Seungmin: I just know one of you bitches is buying a pair
Jisung: don't look at my shopping list 👁👁☂️
Felix: STOP AHSICKAN
LOL SORRY