Baddies of the BAU
Hotch: Good morning
Derek: no one cares that ur pregnant shut the fuck up 🙄👺👎🏾👎🏾
Emily: 🤔 what now?
Garcia: ... mpreg?:0
Y/n: WHAT.
Y/n: Hotch who's the father🤨 damn if ur gonna cheat at least don't get knocked up fr
Derek: HELP THAT WASNT MEANT FOR THIS MY EX TEXTED ME TRYING TO BRAG TGAT SHE WAS PREGNANT I MEANT TO SAY THAT TO HER 😭😭
Derek: I mean unless hotch has smth to share with the class homeboy is awfully quiet 🙀
Hotch: It is not physically possible for that to even.. what is wrong with you guys?
Y/n: like Garcia said #mpreg 😹😹👎
Hotch: I do not want to know what that is and I am begging you to stop
Y/n: only because you begged ig
Derek: ¿Qué? 😧😧
Emily: learned one word in Spanish and doesn't know how to act 🤪🤪🤪
Derek: I KNOW A LOT OF WORDS ILL HAVE YOU KNOW.
Derek: like.. leche and... hm
Derek: I know two words.👺👎🏾
Derek: why's y/n menacing today usually that's my job tf
Y/n: I piggybacked off you calling him preggo simple math it's ur fault
Derek: BITCH I already said that wasn't meant for him🤔🤔 you knocked our boss up??? 🥴🥴😶 shiiiiu‼️‼️🤪🤪🤨👺
Hotch: Derek.
Derek: sorry
Y/n: 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋 🦋
Hotch: I still do not know what you mean when you put those
Reid: They are butterflies!
Derek: no fucking shit😧🤨 pretty boy we got eyeballs fr
Reid: Most people do, yeah
Emily: imagine not have eyeballs weakest link energy fr 🙄🙄 like grow up and get some ???
JJ: Oh
Derek: WHYD YOU SAY THAT AS IF IT APPLIED TO YOU OR SMTH LMAO 🤣 😂 😆
Y/n: damn JJ where ur eye at fr 👀 👁 🥴 😵
Emily: ur being a derek 2.0 today 💀
Y/n: hes my new bestie for today only 💗
Derek: ..thanks? 😋😋
Hotch: oh no
Y/n: dw hotchie wotchie I won't harass you like he does 💖 💋
Emily: HOTCHIE WOTCHIE 😭😭 STOP IT ✋🏻
Hotch: I'll give that one a 6/10, you've been more creative in the past
Y/n: Fair
Emily: hotchicopter >>> that one's my fav 😭🖐🏻
Y/n: yo I'm proud of myself for that and hedgehotch thought of them all by myself
Derek: ur so smart and sexy 😍😍😍😍 fuck me
Hotch: Do you value your job Derek?
Derek: ... damn shawtie...😶 fuck
JJ: 💀 ☠
Y/n: hotch why don't you threaten to fire him when he says that to you🤨🤨 is he the father of ur child??🙀🙀🙀🙀🙀 I KNEW IT. 🙄 ‼️
Derek: when I do not know what to say to that
Derek: JK UR SO TRUE BESTIE😍😍😍😫 #DADDYDEREK
Emily: what now😭 don't call urself that
Garcia: oh:0
Y/n: name the baby hotchocolate
Reid: hot chocolate?
Y/n: I hate and love you ur the dumbest smart person I know
Y/n: hotchocolate, Garcia calls Derek chocolate thunder, in hot chocolate put together hotchocolate
Y/n: it's fucking funny laugh 🔪
Derek: not even funny it's just clever tbh I'm impressed
Hotch: I'm not
Y/n: Stop talking then 😒
Hotch: 👍🏻
Emily: bestie y/n are you in ur unfunny era??? 😧😧
Y/n: UR BANGS ARE CROOKED LEAVE ME THE FUCK ALONE 🙀🙀🙀🙀
Derek: damn I really have rubbed off on you 😼😼 ❤
Y/n: don't ever claim you've rubbed off on me ever again 🎶
Derek: You want me to stop rubbing off on you? 🥴🥴
Hotch: I'd say thin ice but we are way past that youre in icy waters right now
Derek: dw I rub off on you too🤤😫
Emily: I am blinking so hard rn
JJ: derek seems the type to suck toes
Derek: 🤮 nah I'm done bye
Y/n: jaybird, our hero ❤ 👏👏
Rossi: I still can't believe I caught the popcorn machine on fire
Emily: end of an era...💔💔 truly will be missed
Rossi: ... I brought in a mini oven..?
Y/n: pasta rn.
Derek: OMG ROSSIS MAKING US PASTA?? LOML PLEASE 🥺 🤪😶🤨🤤🤤
JJ: don't catch it on fire 💀
Hotch: if he catches it on fire I'm not helping again
Y/n: Aaron the HedgeHotch.. calm down its okay its only an oven..
Hotch: that shouldn't be in an fbi building I wanna know how he got that in here honestly
Rossi: I'm Italian they know better
Emily: so true now make us food 🔫 😊
Y/n: water gun 🔫
Emily: I FUCJING KNOW OKAY 😭 DAMN
Reid: Can I request that Rossi makes us carbonara?
Y/n: I LIKE THE WAY YOU THINK PRETTY BOY ROSSI PLEASE?????? I WILL CRY IF YOU DONT
Rossi: Okay! I'll get the stuff on my lunch break and make it
Hotch: you know..maybe.. maybe the oven can stay..
Y/n: dilf energy fr 😍
Emily: HELL FUCK YEAH WOOOOOOOO