Alma Madrigal and Raccoons hate club
Y/n Diggory: so Valentines is
coming up😏😏
Y/n Diggory: and imma play
Cupid
Granger Danger: wdym
Y/n Diggory: I'm charging ppl
money so I ask out their
Valentine for them
Y/n Diggory: imma be rich
biotches 🤑
Food Boi Wazlib: ... it's- it's
an idea...
Y/n Diggory: you're just upset
you didn't have the idea sooner
Y/n Diggory:
Food Boi Wazlib: 🙄
Thing 1: wtf
Thing 2: why did we never
think of that
Granger Danger: do you
have any... customers yet Y/n?
Y/n Diggory: well I just posted
it on instagram so soon I should
get some messages😜
Y/n Diggory: OH I JUST GOT
ONE BASHAHAHAHAH
***-***-****
***-***-****: is this Y/n Diggory??
Y/n Diggory: yes :)
Y/n Diggory: and who might
you be?
***-***-****: Dean Thomas
Y/n Diggory: OMG I KNOW YOU!
Y/n Diggory: I HIGH-FIVED YOU
ONCE
You named this contact, 'Dean Thomas'
Dean Thomas: YESSS
Dean Thomas: ANDDDDD you're
dating my roommate😏
Y/n Diggory: 👀
Y/n Diggory: so what can
I do for you??
Dean Thomas: I wanna be a
part of your little Valentines
business thing
Y/n Diggory: oh?
Dean Thomas: yes, I can help
you so you don't have to do
all the work🤩
Y/n Diggory: ...
Dean Thomas: and I'd like
to share your profit...
Y/n Diggory: A- HA!
Y/n Diggory: YOURE AFTER
MY MONEY!
Dean Thomas: oh come on!
Dean Thomas: I could be useful!
Dean Thomas: pleaseeeeeee
Y/n Diggory: ...fineeeee
Y/n Diggory: but we split it 60-40
Dean Thomas: deal
Sexc Twin
Y/n Diggory: FREDRIQUA
Sexc Twin: w-what😨
Sexc Twin: Fredriqua??
Y/n Diggory: yes.
Y/n Diggory: do you have a
Valentine yet?
Sexc Twin: whoa there Y/n
Sexc Twin: I'm honoured, but
I can't do that mister Scarhead
Potter
Y/n Diggory: not for me you
dumb fuck
Y/n Diggory: you've forgotten
my newfound business
Sexc Twin: oh yeah
Sexc Twin: no, I do not yet
have a Valentine😔
Sexc Twin: why has someone
asked!!😝
Y/n Diggory: yeah
LIKE 5!!
Sexc Twin: REALLY?!
Sexc Twin: WHO?!?
Y/n Diggory: I can't tell
you duh🙄
Y/n Diggory: you just
gotta wait
Sexc Twin: aww shit
Sexc Twin: ok
IRL
"So, guess who messaged me today"
"Who?"
"Hannah Abbott"
(A/n- did I spell her name right? Probably not.)
"No way!"
"Mhmm"
"For who?!"
Dean gave her a look.
"No!"
"Yes!"
"That's like- the seventh one!"
Dean and Y/n sat together in the library, discussing their Valentine business.
"I say we ask him about all of them together, to save time" Dean suggested.
"Yeah... but we promised to make it unique special for everyone" Y/n countered.
"I don't think he'll care"
"But what about these girls? They'll care"
"I guess. But he's gonna get really cocky if we ask him for seven different girls"
"If Fred Weasley starts to get even one bit cocky I will beat his ass right there" Y/n said.
Valentine's Day was only a few days away and Y/n and Dean had already made quite the profit. They had asked out fifteen people and only two had rejected.
"We should spread it out across a few days, then"
"Yeah, sounds good" Y/n nodded and wrote it down in their schedule.
"You were right, by the way"
"I know. Wait- about what?" She looked up.
"Your boyfriend is annoying"
"Oh god what did he do?" Y/n groaned.
"Well, I don't know if you've heard, but he likes you. A lot."
"I know" she tossed a strand of hair behind her. Though, Dean didn't fail to notice the sudden colour on her cheeks.
"The other day, him and Ron sat on his bed and he talked about you for an hour. 'She kissed me oh my god'" Dean mocked.
"He sat there, and talked about that, to Ron?" She looked mortified.
"And everyone in the dorm could hear"
"Oh, that's just great" Y/n chuckled nervously.
"And we can always tell when he gets a text from you, because he like- sort of squeals and smiles really big" he explained and Y/n just laughed, "next time, I'll take a video, just let me know when you're about to text him"
"I'll do that," she smiled, "well, I should be heading back to my dorm, but, how many are we planned to ask tomorrow?"
"Uhm let me see... five" Dean answered.
"Alright, 'night Dean"
"Night Mrs. Scarface Pottyhead"
She looked at him, shocked but eventually let out a laugh and then left.
Dean Thomas
Y/n Diggory: u back at your
dorm yet?
Dean Thomas: oui
Y/n Diggory: I'm abt to
text Harold
Dean Thomas: OKOK IM
RECORDING
Professor Pottah
Y/n Diggory: 'arry Pottah
Professor Pottah: yes??
Dean Thomas
Dean Thomas: *1 video attached*
Y/n Diggory: OMG BAHAHAHHA
YOU WERENT LYING
Dean Thomas: WHAT DID YOU
TEXT HIM??
Y/n Diggory: I LITERALLY JUST
TEXTED HIM "'arry Pottah"
Dean Thomas: SERIOUSLY
LMAOAOA
Dean Thomas: HOW WOULD
HE REACT IF YOU ACC
FLIRTED WITH HIM
Y/n Diggory: 😏
Y/n Diggory: get your
camera ready
Professor Pottah
Y/n Diggory: I found my second
favourite picture of youuuu
Professor Pottah: istg if it's the
picture of me in the maze
Y/n Diggory: no that's my first
favourite silly😛
Professor Pottah: oh right
my bad😐
Y/n Diggory: you want to see
the picture or not?
Professor Pottah: yeah
Professor Pottah: kinda
scared ngl🤪
Y/n Diggory: dw
Y/n Diggory:
Y/n Diggory: OMFG
Y/n Diggory: YOURE SO SMALL
AND CUTE AWWWWW
Professor Pottah: shut up
Professor Pottah: where did you
even get that
Y/n Diggory: DOESNT MATTER
Y/n Diggory: YOUR LITTLE
SMILEEEEE
Professor Pottah: 😐
Y/n Diggory: 😘
Dean Thomas
Dean Thomas: HOLY SHIT
Dean Thomas: WHAT DID
YOU DO?!?
Y/n Diggory: I CALLED A
PICTURE OF HIM CUTE
Y/n Diggory: WHY?! WHAT
HAPPENED?!
Dean Thomas: *1 video attatched*
Y/n Diggory: STOPPPPP
Dean Thomas: HE JUSY KEPT
BURRYING HIS HEAD IN HIS
ARMS AND HE WAS KICKING
HIS LEGS N SHIT WHILE
LAYING ON HIS STOMACH
Y/n Diggory: OMG
BAHAHAHAHAH
Dean Thomas: *1 video attached*
Y/n Diggory: LMAOAOAOA
Y/n Diggory: JUST- "Harry,
what're you looking at?"
Y/n Diggory: "nOthing"
Dean Thomas: HE LOOKS
LIKE A FUCKING TOMATO
ISTG
Y/n Diggory: BAHAHHAHAHA
Dean Thomas: uh oh
Y/n Diggory: what?
Professor Pottah
Professor Pottah: *1 image attached*
Professor Pottah: look at this pretty
picture of you😍
Y/n Diggory: who gave
you that.
Professor Pottah: doesn't matter
Professor Pottah: look how cute
you areeee
Y/n Diggory: no
Y/n Diggory: I look crazy
Professor Pottah: you look
happy**
Y/n Diggory: stupid**
Y/n Diggory: I'm in the middle
of a fit of hysterical laughter
Professor Pottah: you still
look happy
Y/n Diggory tried video calling Professor Pottah
Dean Thomas
Dean Thomas: OMG
ABAHHAHAHA HE JUST
THREW HIS PHONE
ACROSS THE ROOM
Y/n Diggory: NO FUCKING WAY
Food Boi Wazlib
Food Boi Wazlib: hi Y/n this is
Harry on Ron's phone
Y/n Diggory: ??
Food Boi Wazlib: I broke my phone...
Food Boi Wazlib: again...
Y/n Diggory: great job 😁👍
Food Boi Wazlib: 😐...
Y/n Diggory: do you want me
to come fix your phone?
Food Boi Wazlib: yes pls
Y/n Diggory: Kay I'm on
my way
IRL
Y/n met Harry outside the Gryffindor common room minutes later.
"So, how'd you break it this time?" She smirked and took his phone out of his hand.
"I... dropped it" he lied.
"Oh" she nodded, knowing full well he was lying.
She performed the spell she had used the first time he broke his phone, "hey, you changed your background!"
"Oh- uh, yeah," he said and took his phone back.
"I changed mine too," Y/n held out her phone.
"Fuck you," he groaned as he saw her screen.
"It's a beautiful picture," she smiled.
"I hate it," he murmured.
"Well, I love it and it's going to be my background forever"
"And it's your Lock Screen too! Why couldn't it be your Home Screen so you have to unlock your phone to see it?" Harry sighed.
"My Home Screen is reserved for a special photo I won't be changing" Y/n informed him, "I'll tell you what, if you get me a better picture than this one, I'll change my background, ok?"
"Ok, fine" he sighed.
"Alright, you're welcome and goodbye" she smiled and kissed his cheek.
Harry tried his best to keep from going beet red, "bye oh- thank you!"
"No problem!" She called and began walking back to Ravenclaw tower.
A/n- HAPPY VALENTINES DAY😍
ONE LAST CARD FOR U
NOW YOURE PROBABLY WONDERING
"WHY IS HER NAME SPELT LIKE THAT😱🙀🧐🤨🤔"
IT IS BECAUSEEEEE MY ONE FRIEND ALWAYS SPELLS MY NAME LIKE THAT
SHE'LL TEXT ME JUST LIKE- "rachle" AND ALWAYS ASKS HOW TO SPELL MY NAME
LIKE WTFFFF
I STILL LOVE HER THO
ALSO IM BLESSING YOUR EYES
(Whattttttt a Valentines Card ANDDD an amazing picture of Harold) YEAH THAT RIGHT!
I'm spoiling you guys bc I love you 😘
AJNSNSNKSNSNBSH😍😍
OK ILY BYE