⇾ SCP · Post-events.
Mario, holding the door for Bryan: Ladies first! (holds open the door mockingly)
Bryan:
Mario:
Bryan: Excuse you. I am a QUEEN.
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Mario: Bryan, why are you standing on the table?
Bryan: I live in this house and I can do what I want, and you can't stop me.
Mario: ... Where is the spider?
Bryan: In the corner, please kill it.
(This honestly goes for OoO aswell, no matter what season-)
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⇾ SNO
Mario: Stop thinking whatever you're thinking.
Bryan: Huh?
Mario: You've been whispering with Xylo, and you always make that face when you guys plan to do or say something stupid just to piss me off, so cut it ou-
Bryan: I love you.
Mario:
Bryan:
Xylo: Also, cereal qualifies as a soup.
Bryan: Yup.
Mario: I KNEW IT.
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Bryan: Alpha, Mario, love, hELP- THERE'S A MONSTER UNDER MY BED-
Bryan: It's the most horrifying thing I've ever seen!
Brick, on the bottom bunk: Why do you hate me so much?
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Jackson, at 3 am: Mitch, are you wearing make-up?
Mitch: Well, if I die in my sleep, I want to be a beautiful corpse.
Jackson:
Mitch:
Jackson: You could do with a little more blush-
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Bryan: Yo, Xylo, what time is it?
Xylo: I don't know, let me check.
Xylo: *proceeds to blast trumpet*
Mario: WHO IS PLAYING THE TRUMPET AT 3:30AM?!
Xylo: It's 3:30am.
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⇾ FTO
Kayla, waking up: Ah, what a beautiful day! The sun is shining, the sky is clear, nothing could go wrong!
Mario, waking up: What was I dreaming about...? Maybe I should just go back to sleep. Yeah...
Brandon: All I need is to sit another hour in bed, with my coffee, before I get up.
Bryan, waking up: *rolls around and goes back to sleep*
Micheal, was never asleep: WHAT IN THE WORLD COULD THE BIRDS BE SO EXCITED ABOUT AT 5:00 AM?!
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Bryan: Jakey, please...
Jakey: I'm sorry... I have to.
Bryan: Jakey, please don't do it! After all we've BEEN THROUGH-
Jakey: I'm sorry.
Jakey, placing down a draw four card: Uno.
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⇾ OoO
Ricarro: There are two types of food in this world.
Ricarro: Food I've eaten, and food I've yet to eat.
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Discharge: You are driving across the road and see a Mario and a duck crossing the street. Quick, what do you hit?
SR: Oh, that's easy! Hit Mario. I would never hurt an innocent duck!
Discharge:
Discharge: The brakes, Rose. You hit the brakes.
Also, Discharge: But honestly, not surprised. Also, same-
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SR: I took your picture, Discharge!
Discharge: Right, but why's it so out of focus? It's blurry.
SR: Oh, sorry! My camera doesn't focus on trash.