The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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Professor Pottah

Professor Pottah: should I
trust you?

Y/n Diggory: yes...?
Y/n Diggory: what is this about?
Y/n Diggory: DO YOU HAVE A
SECRET?!?!?

Professor Pottah: yes
Professor Pottah: sort of...

Y/n Diggory: yes yes yes I am
totally very trustworthy
Y/n Diggory: now tell me your secret

Professor Pottah: you can't tell anyone

Y/n Diggory: I won't

Professor Pottah: ok... so you
know how Sirius Black was
after me in our third year?

Y/n Diggory: the murderer
dude?

Professor Pottah: ...mhmm
well you see...

Y/n Diggory: what do I see?

Professor Pottah: Sirius Black
is innocent.

Y/n Diggory: what??

Professor Pottah: Sirius Black
is innocent, he never killed
anyone. He wasn't the one
who sold my parents out to
Voldemort, it was actually
their other friend Peter Pettigrew.

Y/n Diggory: I'm a little
confused...

Professor Pottah: Sirius Black
and my dad were best friends
and they had a friend group of
four; my dad, Sirius Black, Peter
Pettigrew and Remus Lupin

Y/n Diggory: wait- as in,
Professor Lupin?

Professor Pottah: yeah
Professor Pottah: Peter was
really the one who betrayed
my parents and he framed
Sirius for it

Y/n Diggory: woah
Y/n Diggory: where are they
now?

Professor Pottah: well my
dad is dead

Y/n Diggory:


Professor Pottah: anyways-
Pettigrew is a death eater and
I saw him last year in the maze

Y/n Diggory: did he um...
yk... 🪄💀

Professor Pottah: ...yea

Y/n Diggory: oh...
Y/n Diggory: well,... what
happened to the others

Professor Pottah: Uhm... well
Sirius Black is my godfather...

Y/n Diggory: 


Y/n Diggory: the one I've
been texting??

Professor Pottah: yeah

Y/n Diggory: that- that is a
lot to take in








Godfather of Harry

Y/n Diggory: omg

Godfather of Harry:
omg what?

Y/n Diggory: omg you're
Sirius Black

Godfather of Harry: omg

Y/n Diggory: Harry told me that
you're innocent
Y/n Diggory: I'm sorry abt
everything that happened to you
Y/n Diggory: I hate Pettigrew

Godfather of Harry: samesies😍

Y/n Diggory: he is a big fat
greasy toe

Godfather of Harry: omg him
and Snivellus could be
twinsies💪😜

Y/n Diggory: snivellus??

Godfather of Harry: Snape

Y/n Diggory: not that hoe

Godfather of Harry: did you
know that he had a crush on
Harry's mom??

Y/n Diggory: OMG HARRYS DAD
COULDVE BEEN SNAPE
BABDNNDNSKJD

Godfather of Harry: yeah but
he called her a slur

Y/n Diggory: excuse me tf
Y/n Diggory: the list of reasons
I hate him just keeps growing
and growing

Godfather of Harry: we hate
that bitch

Y/n Diggory: if we collected all
the grease from his hair we could
use it to deep fry things

Godfather of Harry: we could
use his hook nose to catch fish

Y/n Diggory: I bet he practices
bullying children in the bathroom
mirror

Godfather of Harry: and I bet
he flexes his non-existent
muscles💀🤡

Y/n Diggory: omg you're literally
my new favourite person

Godfather of Harry: omg you're
literally MY new favourite person
Godfather of Harry: hold I'll brb








The dog father

The dog father: this summer
your girlfriend is coming to visit

Harry: what?

The dog father: this summer,
your girlfriend is coming to visit.

Harry: ok?
Harry: I have a feeling I get
no say in this

The dog father: you don't
The dog father: my animagus
might be a dog but she is my
spirit animal

Harry: uhm... ok?







Godfather of Harry

Godfather of Harry: YOURE
COMING TO VISIT THIS
SUMMER🤩

Y/n Diggory: WHAT?

Godfather of Harry: THIS
SUMMER YOURE COMING
TO VISIT ME AND HARRY
Godfather of Harry: I GET
TO MEET YOU IN PERSON

Y/n Diggory: OK COOL
Y/n Diggory: AND I GET TO
MEET YOU IN PERSON

Godfather of Harry: YAYAYAYAY

Y/n Diggory: did Harry go to your
house for Christmas then?

Godfather of Harry: yes
Godfather of Harry: and oh my
Merlin he would not stop
talking abt you

Y/n Diggory: oh really?

Godfather of Harry: yup
Godfather of Harry: he was
obsessing over the fact the
you had kissed him😘😍👩‍❤️‍💋‍👨

Y/n Diggory: lmao

Godfather of Harry: yk I
wanted him to kiss you a
lot sooner
Godfather of Harry: but he
wouldn't listen to me
Godfather of Harry: I gave him
sm advice but he ignored it bc
he didn't think you liked him
Godfather of Harry: but you did!😁
Godfather of Harry: I have said
"I told you so" so many times

Y/n Diggory: BAHAHAHAHA
Y/n Diggory: I would've kissed
him sooner but I had to be super
sure he acc did like me
Y/n Diggory: I did NOT want to
look stupid

Godfather of Harry: omg you're
just like him😮

Y/n Diggory: woah woah woah
Y/n Diggory: I am not as bad as him

Godfather of Harry: OK SURE
BUT YOURE STILL AWKWARD
AND NERVOUS LIKE HIM
Godfather of Harry: AWWWWW

Y/n Diggory: I thought you
were cool

Godfather of Harry: excuse me,
I am the coolest🥱
Godfather of Harry: I'm just
saying you guys are so cute 🥰
Godfather of Harry: young
romance😍
Godfather of Harry: I'm making
sure he asks you out in the
next date dw
Godfather of Harry: and I'll
help him plan it
Godfather of Harry: this is so
exciting😁

Y/n Diggory: BAHAHAHAHBAHA
Y/n Diggory: OK LOL

Godfather of Harry: oh shit I have
to go
Godfather of Harry: BYE

Y/n Diggory: BYE









A/n- lil bit of a short chapter again

I know Harry telling her abt the whole Sirius thing was sort of random and sudden but he needed to tell her and I decided why not now 🤷‍♀️

Well anyways ilysm for reading this and I'll bless your eyes before you go




OOH PURR 😻 YOU GO GIRL 🤞😍😜🥺🤩💖❤️‍🔥

OK BYE MWAH

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