The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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By _rachel111_




I ❤️ Raccoons

Thing 1: CHRISTMAS BREAK
IS ALMOST HEREEEE

Ginerva: WHOOOOOOO

Thing 2: YAYYYYYY

Y/n Diggory: OH YEAHHHHH
Y/n Diggory: also, do we have
any more DA meetings before
break

Professor Pottah: just one

Y/n Diggory: when?

Granger Danger: today

Y/n Diggory: BITCH HUH😀

Granger Danger: ??

Y/n Diggory: I WAS PLANNING
ON SLEEPING
Y/n Diggory: OR READING
Y/n Diggory: OR DOING SOME
OTHER SHIT
Y/n Diggory: FUCK
Y/n Diggory: alright, see you
guys there then

Professor Pottah: ok then...














🤩L A T E R🤩

IRL




"Probably not going to learn anything anyways" Y/n grumbled.

"Well then by all means, go back to the dorm" Zhara sighed.

"Noooooo I'll come with"

They entered the room of requirement where most of the DA already were.

"Your favourite students are hereee!" Y/n grinned as they walked in, "besides Fred and George of course" she turned an expecting eye at the twins.

"We're not giving you free products"

"Bitch-asses" Y/n muttered.


Once the meeting was over (Y/n had spent most of which, trying to convince the twins for free puking pastilles) everyone began exchanging goodbyes, since they wouldn't meet until after the Christmas holidays.

"I just want to try them out on my cousin, please guys"

"Y/n, we can't afford to just give away our products" Fred sighed.

"Is this because the raccoon thing?" Y/n asked, "Y'know I'm not actually going to kill you, right?"

Neither of them responded.

"We could put together a deal?" Y/n offered, "I'll test all your products on my nasty cousins over the break, and in return, you give me free products forever"

The twins exchanged a look and nodded before turning back towards her.

"Alright"

"Wait- really?!"

"Yeah, it'll probably be better than us testing them"

"We'll give them to you before break starts"

"Ok, thanks" she smiled.

The twins merely smirked and nodded.

She glanced behind them for a moment and she quickly nodded and said, "ok thanks guys, merry Christmas" and quickly walked over to where Cho was standing.

Cho was about to start talking when Y/n pulled her into a hug.

"I don't know if you like hugs, but I think we both need this" Y/n mumbled.

Cho was silent for a moment, shocked by the sudden embrace, "thank you" she muttered quietly.

"I'm so so sorry Y/n"

"For what?"

"He's gone and- I miss him so much, I can't even begin to think of how you must feel"

"My pain doesn't invalidate yours" Y/n assured her.

"But- are you ok? I mean-"

"Are you ok?"

Cho hesitated. She didn't know what to say. Y/n was Cedric's sister. She was just his girlfriend.

"We should have a Butterbeer sometime, to talk" Y/n offered.

Cho nodded, "you were never like this in the group chat"

"I guess I've matured" Y/n said and tossed some of her hair over her shoulder.

Cho chuckled before growing more serious, "He really did love you"

"As I'm sure he did, you" Y/n gave her a small smile.

"Well, uh Merry Christmas"

"Merry Christmas"

Cho gave her one last quick hug before making her way out of the room.

"Merry Christmas Harry" she said as she walked by him.

He gave her a nod with a smile.

"Psst! Harry!"

"What?"

"Go get her" George gave him a thumbs up as both he and Fred brushed by him.

Harry merely rolled his eyes as he walked up to the mirror.

"Are you alright?" He asked as he approached Y/n.

She turned away from the photo of her brother, "what's it with people and asking me that question today?"

He just shrugged and looked at the picture she had just had her attention on.

"It's um... just that it's my first Christmas without him..." she looked away and sighed, "sorry" she mumbled.

"What're you apologizing for?"

"I don't even know" she gave a shallow chuckle, "normally, at this time of year, he's here, you know? We always exchange these stupid ass gag gifts, bullying one another and... this year that isn't gonna happen..." she felt tears well in her eyes and blinked them back, "sorry"

"Don't apologize" he placed a hesitant hand on her shoulder.

She looked at him, "I'm sorry I'm such a bitch to you"

The sudden topic change caught Harry off guard "oh- It's fine really. Your constant reminders that I'm blind and have no parents is what keeps me going"

She playfully rolled her eyes and shook her head.

"I uh... have an idea" he suggested.

"What kind of idea?"

"Something to brighten your mood"

He led her to the door out of the room and picked up his invisibility cloak.

"What's that?"

Harry just smiled and pulled the cloak over him.

"AHH WHAT THE FUCK?!"

He chuckled and pulled the cloak off of himself, "invisibility cloak"

"Whoaaa where'd you get one?" She asked in awe.

"It was a gift"

"Ohhh... cool"

"Well?" He said, opening his arms for her to come under the cloak with him.

"Oh! Ok" she slipped under the cloak with him and Harry was glad she couldn't see how red his face had turned due to their close proximity.

They left the room of requirement and walk around the corridors. Y/n had no clue where he was leading her, but she didn't mind.

"Ok here we are"

"Harry, this is the room of requirement, we were just here"

"Yes"

He pulled the cloak off of them both and opened the door.

"Ladies first" he said dramatically.

"Oh why thank you, kind sir"

Inside was a room that felt very cozy. There was a couch with many blankets and pillows and a tv.

Y/n smiled and turned to Harry.

"Alright, well I'll leave you to it..." he said while hovering awkwardly by the door.

"What?" She chuckled, "you can stay, I don't mind"

"Uhm sure..." he walked over trying, and failing, to hide his smile.

He sat down next her on the couch and tried to find something to say.

"So how's your potion going?" She asked while searching for a movie to watch, catching him off guard again.

"My what?"

"Potion. The one that required rats?"

"Ohhh yeah that- uh... it's coming along nicely"

"Mhmm"

"So,... while we were looking for said rats, we happened to over hear..."

"I knew it! You guys were spying on me weren't you"

"It's uh- Um... well you see..." Harry stuttered, "Ginny has a crush on you" he blurted.

"She does? Ah of course she does..." Y/n said with a grin.

"Yeah..."

"Ooh I love this movie!!" Y/n exclaimed.

"Hmm, I've never seen it" Harry shrugged.

"You've seen like- nothing" Y/n scoffed.

"The Greatest Showman? Who's this showman and why is he so great?"

"Well, we'll just have to watch it to see, won't we?"

"I guess we will"

(The Greatest Showman is an amazing movie, fight me 🤺🤺)


"SO WHY DONT WE- rEeeWRITE THE STARSSSS!"

"SAY YOU WERE- MAaaÂaÆDE TO BE MÏiiiIiNE"

Both burst out laughing at their horrible singing skills.

"Don't I totally sound like Zendaya?" Harry joked.

"Oh yes of course, just as much as I sound like Zac Efron" Y/n grinned.

"You sing this one!" Y/n said excitedly.

"I don't even know the words" Harry laughed.

"So? You'll catch on"

"Ok ok fine"

And, after performing a very entertaining, and very off-key, version of Loren Allred's 'Never Enough', he was met with Y/n cheering and clapping.

"Encore! Encore!" She laughed.

"I need to rest my instrument" he said and plopped down on the couch.

The both of them watched the rest of the movie with Y/n sometimes humming the songs quietly, or both of them belting them out.

Once the movie was over, Y/n started another random one, and turned to Harry.

"See? You understand now?"

"Yes, that movie was amazing" Harry sniffed.

"Oh jeez are you still crying?"

"It's just that- he went in after her in the fire and she loved him and they were forbidden" he mumbled almost incoherently through his tears.

"Yeah, but they got together in the end"

"But still..."

Y/n just chuckled.

"Are you going home for break?" He asked her.

"Yes" she sighed.

"You don't want to go home?"

"No, it's just- the whole time I'm home I'll be taking care of mum and dad... it's just tiring... i shouldn't be saying this to you" she shook her head.

"It's fine" he assured her quickly.

"So..."

"So..."

Silence overtook the room for a moment, when Harry expressed the question he had been pondering for a few days.

"Why did you reject that boy?"

"The one that asked me out while you were stalking me?"

"Hey, it wasn't just me!" He defended.

"Alright. Well... I guess I didn't like him, I don't like him. Not my type, really."

"Oh... not because you still like Zabini?"

"Oh Merlin no!"

Harry nodded, "so what's this movie?"

"Hmm? Oh, I actually don't know"

"Whatttt? You, miss I-know-every-single-movie-ever, don't know this movie?" Harry gasped.

"Hey, I never said that I knew every movie ever"

"Yeah but you act like it"

"Oh shut it" she shoved his head.

The two turned their attention to the movie that was now on, neither knew what was going on since they had talked for the first ten minutes.

It had been awhile before Y/n yawned and laid her head down on Harry's lap.

Just when he had gotten rid of his blush and wasn't flustered anymore.

"Just so you know, this doesn't mean I like you, your lap is just comfortable" she said and closed her eyes.

He nodded and bit his lip to stop himself from smiling too hard.

Once the movie had finished, Harry turned off the tv and looked down at the girl who lie asleep on his lap.

Then he did something, he normally wouldn't do. Something he never pictured him doing in a million years.

He gently kissed her cheek.

He would grow to regret that in a few seconds, when he looked down and saw her eyes shoot open.

Just brilliant. Fucking brilliant.

He immediately began to think of excuses he could say to her. It was the wind? It was really his arm that had just brushed her cheek?

All of those excuses were useless, especially when she slowly sat up and looked him in the eyes.

Harry launched into apologies.

"I am so so sorry. I didn't ask. No consent. I shouldn't have done that. I am so stupid. And sorry-"

"Harry" she cut him off.

He stopped his rambling and looked at her. She didn't look upset. Why didn't she look upset? That question was answered when he felt her lips on his own.

Yeah, that's right. Y/n Diggory was kissing him.

Holy. fucking. shit.

He was so shocked he didn't even respond until she began to slowly pull away. He leaned in closer to her, not wanting to lose the euphoric feeling. He could feel her smirk against his lips.

Her hand came up to gently cup his jaw, deepening the kiss even further, making Harry practically melt.

When she finally pulled away, it took all of Harry's self control to not sigh out of disappointment.

She looked him over and grinned, "goodnight Harry" she said quietly, before laying down on his lap again.

"Yea goodnight" he breathed.

His face was burning and his heart was beating rapidly.

He slowly brought up his hand to touch his lips. The lips that she had just kissed.

Y/n Diggory had just kissed him. She liked, him? How was that even possible? He couldn't stop the wide grin that spread across his face quickly.

Y/n Diggory had just kissed him. He repeated that like an affirmation as he became more and more tired and eventually fell asleep.
















A/n- all I can say is, you're welcome.

BUT CAN WE TALK ABT HOW FUCKING HARD THIS WAS TO WRITE. LIKE LOOK AT MY SEARCH HISTORY-



AND IT STILL CAME OUT LIKE SHÏT🤩

BUT ANYWAYS- sorry zhara for making you sit through that... NAH JK TOO BAD HAHAHAHHAHAHAHHA (no rlly I'm sorry ily)

OK BYE ILL BLESS YOUR EYES






FUN FACT: I have that as a picture up in my locker😍😍😍

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