Rant

By Alexis_12_14

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I hate everything so I complain on the internet. But I have been told that I'm funny, so it should be funny... More

Rant
Twitter
3
4
Fanfics
6
Chapter 7
8
10
9 or 11
12
13
14
Stories with Harper
16
Matching tatoos
18
19
20
21
triston
22
23 i think
Done
Explanation
26
27
28
30
31
32
33
Harper's dead
34
37
Things i dont understand or chapter 36 you choose
me killing your childhood
41
42
I dont even know
44
45
ELA
47
ELA
BBMA
48???
IDC
52
53??
HOLY FUCK I UPDATED
I gave up on numbers
Aquaman
Spelling
New Chapter
somewhere in the sixties
Idk the number
Maybe Ill try the number thing next time
I'm not trying the numbers
Nicknames
POV
Title
Handle Thing
RYAN
There, their, and they're there is a difference
6:03
School
irony
Insert Fitting Title Here
TWO
Jarper
Coma
This sucks ass
Jfc
Christmas
Wattpad
Netflix
This book is becoming ridiculously long
wth
Snow
Untitled Part 102
High Defenition
Rubin
I'm seriously running out of titles
going to hell, assuming I'm not already there
Wattpad.

Idek what to call this

21 4 10
By Alexis_12_14

So I haven't written a chapter in a long fucking time. I haven't talked to most of you in a long fucking time. Some fucktard in band broke my phone so if any of you have tried to text me, which would probably only be Aleeshea, I haven't been able to read it. The kid broke my phone because it was sitting on my stand and some kid ran into the practice room and fucking hit the stand with his damn trombone. I almost shoved him into my friend's tuba. Fun fact I had an anxiety attack that day in the middle of the hallway. If teachers see you not being able to breath and crying they ignore you, happened three times.


Harper, If you still read this book, I've been meaning to ask you if you had any family in New Jersey.


School ended on Friday (June 5th in case this comes out like next month). I also quit the flute the Friday before that. I officially only play percussion now, so yeah exciting.


I went to that All Time Low concert and it was the best night of my life. I don't think anything could top going to a concert. It was amazing.


I am in New York at the moment and will be until July 24th, I think I am meeting up with Kaylin sometime between now and then. Is West Canada stil lgoingt o the violet festival? I know you guys didn't go to Sherbourne this year, but if you are going to the Violet Festival I want to see if I can go.


My obsession with Red vs Blue is pretty bad. Like I love everything about Project Freelancer and so does my friend Marissa and we talk like non stop about it. I wish one of you guys watched the show, it's just so awesome.


As a kid I thought the concept of summer homework was like a lie. It's not, it is very real, very stressful, and it's fucking bullshit. I am taking English Pre-AP next year and I have fucking summer homework on it. I have to read Fahrenheit 451 and Animal Farm and then write a 3-4 page essay on the fucking books. And we have o make excessive notes and things like that. This bitch wants me to ruin a book by writing in the margins and taking fucking notes. If you know me you might know I hate the idea of ruining a book, like who the fuck does that. Fucking psychopaths, that's who does shit like that. Unless one of you guys do it in which case: to each their own.


I brought my Xbox to my moms to use it while I'm here and does anyone want to take a guess on what I did. I didn't notice this until I was in New York, but go ahead I'll give you a minute to guess.



I forgot the fucking controllers. I went through the hassle of unplugging it, packing it, making sure I had all the right cords, and then left the damn controllers in Texas. I was so fucking pissed.


One of these days I think I'm going to write a chapter with just everything I have to say in Red vs Blue just because anyone else I tell won't care, but at least I can pretend you guys read it and actually "Listened."


The weather here in New York is fucking hotter than in Texas. And you guys have no idea what rain is, you think you do, but I assure you do not. Go to Texas in a thunder storm like the rain is so fucking bad.


The bands went to six flags and everyone kept asking me if I have ever been on certain rides. I'll show you two examples of conversations I actually had.


"Have you ever been on Runaway Mountain?"

"No."

"Why not? It is amazing!"

"I LIVED IN NEW YORK FOR THE PAST THIRTEEN FUCKING YEARS. I HAVE NEVER BEEN TO THE TEXAS SIX FLAGS YOU DUMBASS."


Conversation 2:


"Did they have the Texas Giant in New York?"

"No we didn't."

"Why not?"

"YOU DUMB FUCK IT WAS NEW YORK WHY WOULD WE HAVE A RIDE ABOUT TEXAS."


Some people are just to stupid to be around.


It is weird to be back in this time zone. Like Roosterteeth is based in Austin, so they say things come out at like 3 and it's three and I'm like Wt fuck. and I'm going to bed at like three instead of two and that single hour is fucking my whole system up.


People keep telling me I'm funny. I don't get it, am I funny? Sammie told me that I'm just funny naturally. Idfk. I'm also apparently a great person to be around, I didn't know that.


Anyone named Rebecca in my life is such a bitch. There are three of them at this school and I cant stand any of them. I just don't have the mental capacity to deal with Rebeccas. And that's saying something because I dated one for three months. Then she proceeded to stalk me for eight months afterwards.


No I'm not a lesbian, I'm bi. I'm sure most of you already knew, but I guess I should put that out there.


I have nothing else to say, so um bye, I guess. I'm sorry, I'm still the most awkward person ever.



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