The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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A/n- GUYS I APOLOGIZE IF ANY OF THIS ISNT EXACTLY PERFECTLY CANON AND WITH THE TIMELINE AND SHÏT... BUT THEM HAVING PHONES ISNT EITHER SO... YEAH OK ILL LEAVE YOU TO READ





Ed Shee-RON


Ed Shee-RON: hey Harry, so
I don't think quidditch is gonna
work for me today...

Harry: Ron Cmon it's your first
quidditch game as part of the team
I'm sure you'll do great

Ed Shee-RON: ok but after this
game I'm quitting

Harry: haha no tf you're not but
I'll use this to motivate you
Message not sent

Harry: ok then you'll need to play
your best today if you're quitting
afterwards

Ed Shee-RON: fine












I ❤️ Raccoons


Y/n Diggory: I honestly preferred the one where I was being called stupid to this
but ok
Y/n Diggory: ANYWAYS-
Y/n Diggory: good luck to you guys
with quidditch today
Y/n Diggory: pls beat Slytherin's ass

Professor Pottah: wait- are you
going to the game today

Y/n Diggory: yeah
Y/n Diggory: Luna's coming too
and even though I had to practically
force her out of the dorm, so is Zhara

Professor Pottah: oh cool












The dog father


Harry: SIRIUS
Harry: SIRIUS PLS
Harry: I NEED HELP
Harry: PLEASE

The dog father: yes?
The dog father: how can I help
you today?

Harry: I HAVE A QUIDDITCH
GAME TODAY AND Y/N'S
COMING

The dog father: you have a
quidditch game?

Harry: YES AND I NEED YOUR
HELP PLS

The dog father: ok just calm down
The dog father: is the game against
Ravenclaw?

Harry: no, Slytherin

The dog father: oohhh ok😏

Harry: what? What about it?

The dog father: so, Y/n isn't just
going to cheer on her house

Harry: uh yeah ig
Harry: wait- how did you know
she was in Ravenclaw
Harry: oh let me guess, Ron.

The dog father: yea...

Harry: whatever, what am
I supposed to do??

The dog father: wdym?
The dog father: do you want
to try to flirt???😃

Harry: Idkkkkk
Harry: this is difficult

The dog father: no need to worry
The dog father: 🤔
The dog father: you could...
wave to her during the game

Harry: what if she doesn't
wave back?

The dog father: then play it off as
if you're just waving

Harry: then I seem cocky

The dog father: go up to her
and ask for a good luck kiss
before the game😏😙😙

Harry: NO BLOODY WAY

The dog father: I was just joking😋
The dog father: unless...😏

Harry: Nope. No way.

The dog father: so picky jeez

Harry: I just won't flirt then

The dog father: no no don't be silly
The dog father: how about when you
catch the snitch, you fly over and
give it to her
The dog father: awww so
romantic😍

Harry: what if she rejects me
Harry: what if I don't catch the
snitch

The dog father: fine just don't
ask for my help then.

Harry: no Sirius I'm sorry
I'll listen
Read













IRL


"Ron, you've got to eat something" Hermione pestered him.

"'M not hungry" he mumbled.

"Hello there lions!" Y/n announced as she sat down at the Gryffindor table.

"Hello Y/n" Hermione smirked, noticing that Harry had gotten flustered by her just sitting down. "And hello Luna and Zhara"

"So Ronnie, I heard your playing today. I'm sure you'll do great" Y/n assured him. She had noticed how nervous he looked.

Ron just nodded, he knew if he were to open his mouth, he'd be sick.

"I like your hat, Luna" Hermione commented on the fake Lion head that Luna was wearing.

"Thank you very much"

Just then, Angelina Johnson came to collect her team.

"Good luck" Hermione said as Ron and Harry stood.

"Thanks" Harry said and glanced at Ron, who looked quite ill.

"Yea good luck guys" Y/n smiled at them.

Harry tried his best not to blush and just nodded with a smile so he didn't stutter out his words.

Though, he nearly did a double take when Y/n winked at him.

When he did look back, he saw her talking to Hermione with a smirk.

Harry wished he had his phone right now, because he desperately needed to talk to Sirius.



🤩TIME SKIP TO AFTER THE GAME🤩








I ❤️ Raccoons



Y/n Diggory: Uhm how tf did that
just happen
Y/n Diggory: like- the teachers
just sat back
Y/n Diggory: while BULLYING
was happening
Y/n Diggory: like wtf?!?!

Food Boi Wazlib: tell me abt it :/

Y/n Diggory: I'm sorry abt
that Ron
Y/n Diggory: all of those ppl are
cowardly bitches












The dog father

Harry: sirius.

The dog father: harry.

Harry: guess what

The dog father: what?

Harry: so Uhm before the game
Y/n and her friends sat at our table...

The dog father: AND YOU FOLLOWED
MY ADVICE?!?!?

Harry: uh... no
Harry: BUT SHE WINKED AT ME
Harry: AT ME
Harry: Y/N WINKED AT ME

The dog father: REALLY?!??

Harry: YEAHHH

The dog father: SEE AND YOU
STILL DOUBT SHE LIKES YOU

Harry: ...idk

The dog father: just consider it, ok?

Harry: ...alright fine

The dog father:



The dog father: REALLY?!?!?

Harry: IDK OK?
Harry: AND DONT YOU DARE
TELL RON

The dog father: oh... ok, fine

Harry: you already told him
didn't you

The dog father: well you see...












Ed Shee-RON


Ed Shee-RON: Y/N WINKED
AT YOU?!?
Ed Shee-RON: WHY WASNT I
TOLD

Harry: bc it's not a big deal

Ed Shee-RON: YES IT IS

Harry: I KNOW IT IS

Ed Shee-RON: SHE WINKED
AT YOU

Harry: SHE WINKED AT ME
Harry: pls don't tell Herman tho

Ed Shee-RON: ...

Harry: oh god













Herman

Herman: I told you so

Harry: wdym
Harry: what did you tell me?

Herman: Y'know what I mean

Harry: no I don't goodbye










A/n- HELLO
WHATS THIS???? TWO UPDATES IN ONE DAY??? THAT IS CRAZYYYY
UH ILY BYE
OH I GOT TO BLESS YOUR EYES














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