The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

572K 15.2K 15.6K

A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah๐Ÿ˜Œ Th... More

1
2
3
4
5
6
7
8
9
10
11
12
13
14
15
16
17
18
19
20
21
22
23
24
25
26
27
28
29
30
31
32
33
34
35
36
37
38
39
40
41
42
43
44
45
46
47
48
49
50
51
52
54
55
56
57
58
59
60
61
62
63
64
65
66
67
68
69
70*
71
72
73
74
75
76
77
78
79
80
81
82
83*
84
85
86
87
88
89
90*
91
92
93
94
95
96
97
98
99
100
101
102
103
104
105
106
107*
108*
109
110
111
112
113
114
115

53

4K 113 53
By _rachel111_





Why is Y/n so stupid


Professor Pottah: can u guys
change your usernames back
to normal now

Y/n Diggory: no
Y/n Diggory: not until you change
yours

Professor Pottah: 😐

Food Boi Wazlib: HARRY. JAME. POTTER.

Professor Pottah: Jame?

Food Boi Wazlib: yes.

Professor Pottah: ok sure
Professor Pottah: what's up?

Food Boi Wazlib: HELP MEEEEEE

Professor Pottah: why?

Food Boi Wazlib: cause you're my
best friend duh

Professor Pottah: no I mean why
do you need help?

Food Boi Wazlib: I'm abt to be
caught by Filch

Granger Danger:


Y/n Diggory: BAHAHAHHAHA
HERMAN LOLOLOLOLOL

Food Boi Wazlib: HARRYYYYYYYYY

Professor Pottah: fine Fine FINEEEE
Professor Pottah: I'm On my way!
Professor Pottah: tf??
Professor Pottah: On my way!
Professor Pottah: On my way!
Professor Pottah: O M W
Professor Pottah: there we go
Professor Pottah: wait- Ron where are you?

Food Boi Wazlib: *1 image attached*

Granger Danger: wait why are you
out so late Ron?

Food Boi Wazlib: none of your
business

Y/n Diggory: omg Ron 😱
Y/n Diggory: you are such a rebel 😳
Y/n Diggory: being out past curfew
and all😏

Side Hoe: care to tell everyone
where you are rn Y/n?
Side Hoe: bc you're not in our dorm

Y/n Diggory: I don't know what
you mean by that Zhara🧐

Side Hoe: send us a picture of your surroundings

Y/n Diggory: what if I'm in
the shower?

Side Hoe: I know you're not

Y/n Diggory: fine, you caught me😔
Y/n Diggory: I'm at my baby
daddy's dorm

Ginerva: wdym you're not
with me?

Y/n Diggory: bbygal shhh 🤫

Granger Danger: Y/n... are you
somewhere dangerous

Y/n Diggory: nope. I can promise
you I am completely safe

Side Hoe: send the picture

Y/n Diggory: ZHARA
Y/n Diggory: THE AUDACITY
Y/n Diggory: I WILL NOT BE
SENDING 'pictures'

Side Hoe: oh god why do
I even try

Y/n Diggory: I'm just messing
around lol
Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*

Thing 1: WHERE TF ARE YOU

Y/n Diggory: ...

Granger Danger: YOU JUST
SENT A PICTURE OF YOU IN AN AMUSEMENT PARK

Y/n Diggory: and?

Granger Danger: H- HOW?!?!

Y/n Diggory: it's a secrettttt 🤫

Side Hoe: why?

Y/n Diggory: bc I felt like it

Side Hoe: no, why wasn't I invited??

Professor Pottah: wait hold on wtf
is going on
Professor Pottah: I leave to help Ron
for ten minutes
Professor Pottah: and apparently
Y/n is at an amusement park

Y/n Diggory: what's so hard to
understand?

Food Boi Wazlib: Ty for saving
me Harry

Professor Pottah: yw Ron but I'm
still confused

Y/n Diggory: it's fine Harry we
will always support you no matter
what☺️🏳️‍🌈

Professor Pottah:



Y/n Diggory:




Granger Danger: Y/n, be honest,
are you high?

Y/n Diggory: actually, I am
Y/n Diggory: *1 image attached*

Thing 2: HOW ARE YOU YOU-
WHAT ARE YOU- I JUST DONT
GET IT

Y/n Diggory: and you never will

Thing 1: HOW ARE YOU ON A
ROLLER COASTER?!?! WHEN YOURE SUPPOSED TO BE IN YOUR DORM

Y/n Diggory: I'm not tellingggggggggggsvvsbsbd
bdbdbdbb~%€?7&2!2&$39

Professor Pottah: what just
happened?

Granger Danger: well, judging by
how she just sent us a picture of her
at the highest point on a roller coaster,
she probably just dropped

Thing 1: HOW IS SHE EVEN
ON A ROLLER COASTER?!?!

Thing 2: AND HOW IS SHE
TEXTING WHILE ON A ROLLER COASTER?!?

Y/n Diggory: don't questionbdnh
my skillsfndnskg

Side Hoe: Y/n, come back to
the dorm

Y/n Diggory: oh fineeeeee :(

30 minutes later <3


Side Hoe: Y/n where tf are you

Y/n Diggory: IM IN HIDING
Y/n Diggory: ITS TERRIBLE
Y/n Diggory: IVE BEEN CRAMPED
IN THIS CLOSET FOR TWENTY
MINUTES
Y/n Diggory: AND FILCHS STUPID
CAT WONT GO AWAYYYYY
Y/n Diggory: I PUT A LOCKING
SPELL ON THE DOOR BUT THIS
CAT WONT LEAVE
Y/n Diggory: IM GONNA DIE HERE
Y/n Diggory: IN A CLOSET
Y/n Diggory: WAITING FOR A CAT TO
MIND ITS OWN DAMN BUSINESS

Side Hoe: you're not gonna die

Y/n Diggory: THIS IS THE END
Y/n Diggory: I WILL MISS YOU ALL
Y/n Diggory: correction** MOST OF YOU
Y/n Diggory: I WILL LEAVE MY BOOKS
TO ZHARA AND HERMAN TO
FIGHT OVER
Y/n Diggory: AND RON CAN HAVE
THE SECRET CANDY STASH
UNDER MY BED

Side Hoe: omfg

Food Boi Wazlib: you have a secret
candy stash under your bed?

Y/n Diggory: MAKE SURE THAT
IM NOT DRESSED UGLY FOR
MY FUNERAL
Y/n Diggory: OH I CAN SEE THE LIGHT
Y/n Diggory: oh wait...
Y/n Diggory: lol the cat's gone
Y/n Diggory: I'm not gonna die
Y/n Diggory: ACTUALLY I AM
Y/n Diggory: THE CLOSET'S LOCKED

Granger Danger: you locked it.

Y/n Diggory: oh right haha😅
Y/n Diggory: Ok see you soon Zhara<3











A/n- honestly this chapter was just filler and a way to cope since
I'm not at an amusement park rn. And if you don't like roller coasters Uhm... uh... I- ...




ANYWAYS ILYSM AND ILL BLESS YOUR EYES RQ









Oop Ron's there too haha OK BYE

Continue Reading

You'll Also Like

104K 797 50
as the title suggests, these are a collection of imagines/ one shots featuring harry potter characters. i strongly support reader request and will up...
82.4K 1.6K 66
๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฎ๐˜ ๐—ถ๐˜€ ๐—ถ๐˜ ๐—ด๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ป๐—ฎ ๐—ฏ๐—ฒ ๐˜„๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ป ๐—ผ๐˜‚๐—ฟ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฟ๐˜† ๐—ฝ๐—ผ๐˜๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ ๐—ฐ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฟ๐—ฎ๐—ฐ๐˜๐—ฒ๐—ฟ๐˜€ ๐—ต๐—ฎ๐—ฑ ๐—ฝ๐—ต๐—ผ๐—ป๐—ฒ๐˜€ ๐—ฎ๐—ป๐—ฑ ๐˜๐—ต๐—ฒ๐—ถ๐—ฟ ๐—ณ๐—ฎ๐—บ๐—ถ๐—น๐—ถ๏ฟฝ...
9.2K 138 15
There are like no harryxreaders out there so I'm making one, this story will take place from 3rd year to 19years later Disclaimer there will be swear...
79K 1.7K 11
(If you see that there aren't as many chapters as you'd hoped, don't worry, each chapter is about 1000-3000 words each. Enjoyyyy!) Y/n L/n is a girl...