A/n- Hi guys this is just a notice before we start the chapter.... Honestly this is just for Zhara... STOP BULLYING HARRY!!!! STOP BEING A MEANIE WEENIE LIKE- I GET YOU MIGHT BE MAD THAT SNAPEY WAPEY BABY IS AN ASSHOLE BUT DONT TAKE IT OUT ON BARROLD, OK? Also, you liked Seamus so- there.... Ok ily tho mwah (sorry if that was too harsh I still love you bbygal)
Y/n is a fucking genius
Y/n Diggory added Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lee Jordan, Ginny Weasley and Zhara Redekop to "Y/n is a fucking genius"
Y/n Diggory: hey guys
Granger Danger: what
Y/n Diggory: I am so smart
Y/n Diggory: literally tho
Granger Danger: you're smart?
Granger Danger: how?
Y/n Diggory: well, miss Granger,
I got out of my detentions bc Umbitch
has no evidence of me being the
person who runs that acc and I just commented and yeah...
Y/n Diggory: but that's not why I
made this gc
Food Boi Wazlib: why did u
make the gc?
Y/n Diggory: cause I wanna mess
with Harry
Thing 1: ooh how?
Y/n Diggory: by all of us changing
our usernames to be like his bc
it's shit
Y/n Diggory: like- we all make ours shit
like 'Chosen2', 'Chosen3' and so on
and just comment on his latest post
Thing 2: can I be 'Chosen69'?
Y/n Diggory: yea sure lmao
Chosen1
Liked by, Chosen3 and others
Chosen1 so apparently Snily is a thing and I hate it wtf #jily4life #snapeisabully #myparentsaredead
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Chosen2 dude put a jump scare warning next time ⚠️
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Chosen1 wtf who are you
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Chosen2 wdym?
Chosen3 great post Harry😊 but that's awful
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Chosen3 I was supposed to be 'Chosen3' you dingbat
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Chosen3 idgaf
Chosen69 that photo is repulsive🤢
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Chosen1 WHO ARE YOU?!?
Chosen420 just bc you had to see it, doesn't mean we need to too
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Chosen1 am I being hacked
Chosen4 I have never been so disgusted
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Chosen1 this isn't funny😐
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Chosen2 no, it's hilarious😂
Snily4life YES YES YES GREAT POST 👏 👏👏👏👏👏🥰🥰🥰
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Chosen1 😟
Professor Pottah
Professor Pottah: what did you do?
Y/n Diggory: wdym?
Y/n Diggory: I do a lot of stuff so
you're going to need to be more
specific
Professor Pottah: did you hack my
instagram?
Professor Pottah: or hack the
comments or smth
Y/n Diggory: no
Y/n Diggory: technically, I'm not lying...
Message not sent
Professor Pottah: ik it was you
Y/n Diggory: I didn't hack shit
Professor Pottah: somehow
you did this
Professor Pottah: I know you did
Y/n Diggory: It was a group
effort really...
Professor Pottah: 😐
Y/n Diggory: Cmon you gotta admit
it was kinda funny
Professor Pottah: ...
Professor Pottah: ok but is my
username rlly that bad?
Y/n Diggory: ...yes
Professor Pottah: but idk what
else to make it🤷
Y/n Diggory: lemme help you
Y/n Diggory: hmmmmm🤔
Y/n Diggory: maybe smth abt you
being an orphan lol
Professor Pottah: maybe you
should change yours to smth
abt you being brotherless lol
Y/n Diggory:😧
Professor Pottah: NO IM SO SO
SO SORRY IM SORRY
Y/n Diggory: DUDE NO ITS
FINE PLSSS
Professor Pottah: IM SORRY😭
Y/n Diggory: ITS FINE😭
Y/n Diggory: I BULLY YOU FOR
BEING PARENTLESS ALL
THE TIME
Professor Pottah: NOW I FEEL
BAD IM SORRY
Y/n Diggory: HARRY!! IT. IS. OK.
Y/n Diggory: it was actually kinda
funny lmao
Professor Pottah: ok...
Y/n Diggory: if you apologize one
more time I will hex you at the next
DA meeting
Professor Pottah: ok ok I'll
stop I'll stop
The dog father
Harry Potter: *2 image attached*
Harry Potter: is this good or bad?
The dog father: are those your
chats with Y/n?
Harry Potter: yes
Harry Potter: well?
The dog father: I guess it
seems good 🤷
The dog father: she seems
comfortable texting you
The dog father: unless she's just
comfortable texting you bc you're
a friend...
Harry Potter: oh
The dog father: but there is still
hope!!
Harry Potter: is there?
The dog father: yes yes don't fret
The dog father: I am gonna help you
Harry Potter: how?
Harry Potter: pls don't tell me
you're gonna try and teach
me to flirt
The dog father: that's exactly
what I'm gonna do😀
Harry Potter: wonderful😀
The dog father: so, tell me, what
is she like
Harry Potter: idk I- 🤷♂️
Harry Potter: I'd say she's nice
but... I mean- she can be...
sometimes...
The dog father: ok so what're
some of her interests?
Harry Potter: uh... bullying me?
Harry Potter: WAIT- ok I have
something
Harry Potter: what now?
The dog father: start a
conversation with her about it
The dog father: make sure it's
something she'll actually discuss
with you and keep talking to you
The dog father: talk to her
The dog father: now go!!
Harry Potter: okok I'm going
Y/n:)
Harry Potter: Gale and Katniss is a
good ship
You have been blocked by this number
The dog father
Harry Potter: *1 image attached*
Harry Potter: WTFFFFF
The dog father: WHAT
The dog father: WHAT HAPPENED
Harry Potter: THATS WHAT IM
ASKING YOU
The dog father: Was your topic
something she would want to
talk abt
Harry Potter: yea she hates
that ship
The dog father: 😐
The dog father: do you even
know what that ship is?
Harry Potter: no...
The dog father: 👏. 👏. 👏.
Harry Potter: I WAS DOING
WHAT YOU TOLD ME
The dog father: No you did it wrong.
The dog father: but no worries
The dog father: we can still salvage this
This dog father: just get her to
unblock you, ok?
Harry Potter: alright fine
Harry, Hermione and Ron's gc
Harry: guys you need to help
to get Y/n to unblock me
Hermione: why did she
block you??
Harry: never mind that now
Harry: just convince her to unblock
me please
Ron: ok fine
Receiver of Harry's simping
Ron: why did u block Harry?
Receiver of Harry's simping: ...
Ron: you can tell me
Ron: ooh! did he finally make a move?
Receiver of Harry's simping: no...
Ron: oh😳
Ron: cause that would be a surprise😅
Ron: bc he totally doesn't like you
Receiver of Harry's simping: oookay...
Receiver of Harry's simping: but he
literally said "GaLe AnD KaTnIsS
iS a GoOd ShIp"
Receiver of Harry's simping: so I
blocked him
Ron: ...
Ron: as you should
Ron: but just unblock him
Ron: pls
Ron: he's annoying me and
Herman rn
Receiver of Harry's simping: so you
want me to unblock him so he
annoys me instead?
Ron: pretty much yeah
Receiver of Harry's simping: ...fineeeee
Professor Pottah
Y/n Diggory: don't ever say that shit
to me ever again
Y/n Diggory: you can have an opinion,
just- leave me out of it
Professor Pottah: I actually don't
have an opinion
Professor Pottah: bc idk who Katniss
and Gale are
Y/n Diggory: ok more movies I have to
force you to watch
Y/n Diggory: and why would you
say that then??
Professor Pottah: idk
Y/n Diggory:
Y/n Diggory: I'm done with your
stupidity for today
Y/n Diggory: goodbye.
Professor Pottah: bye
The dog father
Harry Potter: she unblocked me
The dog father: YAYYY🥳
Harry Potter: but she stopped texting
me bc I was being stupid
The dog father: oh
The dog father: it's fine
The dog father: we can try
again tmrw 😊
Harry Potter: ok sure...
A/n- DAMN I WROTE ALOT
YOURE WELCOME!
JK JK I LOVE WRITING THIS LMAO
SO ANYWAYS GOODBYE
ILL BLESS YOUR EYES BUT BEFORE I DO, ZHARA IF YOU SAY ANYTHING MEAN ISTG ILL FIGHT YOU
ANYWAYS HERE
OK BYE ILYSM