The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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A/n- Hi guys this is just a notice before we start the chapter.... Honestly this is just for Zhara... STOP BULLYING HARRY!!!! STOP BEING A MEANIE WEENIE LIKE- I GET YOU MIGHT BE MAD THAT SNAPEY WAPEY BABY IS AN ASSHOLE BUT DONT TAKE IT OUT ON BARROLD, OK? Also, you liked Seamus so- there.... Ok ily tho mwah (sorry if that was too harsh I still love you bbygal)






Y/n is a fucking genius

Y/n Diggory added Fred Weasley, George Weasley, Ron Weasley, Hermione Granger, Lee Jordan, Ginny Weasley and Zhara Redekop to "Y/n is a fucking genius"


Y/n Diggory: hey guys

Granger Danger: what

Y/n Diggory: I am so smart
Y/n Diggory: literally tho

Granger Danger: you're smart?
Granger Danger: how?

Y/n Diggory: well, miss Granger,
I got out of my detentions bc Umbitch
has no evidence of me being the
person who runs that acc and I just commented and yeah...
Y/n Diggory: but that's not why I
made this gc

Food Boi Wazlib: why did u
make the gc?

Y/n Diggory: cause I wanna mess
with Harry

Thing 1: ooh how?

Y/n Diggory: by all of us changing
our usernames to be like his bc
it's shit
Y/n Diggory: like- we all make ours shit
like 'Chosen2', 'Chosen3' and so on
and just comment on his latest post

Thing 2: can I be 'Chosen69'?

Y/n Diggory: yea sure lmao









Chosen1

Liked by, Chosen3 and others

Chosen1 so apparently Snily is a thing and I hate it wtf #jily4life #snapeisabully #myparentsaredead

42 Comments

Chosen2 dude put a jump scare warning next time ⚠️
↳reply to Chosen2
Chosen1 wtf who are you
↳reply to Chosen1
Chosen2 wdym?

Chosen3 great post Harry😊 but that's awful
↳reply to Chosen3
Chosen3 I was supposed to be 'Chosen3' you dingbat
↳reply to Chosen3
Chosen3 idgaf

Chosen69 that photo is repulsive🤢
↳reply to Chosen69
Chosen1 WHO ARE YOU?!?

Chosen420 just bc you had to see it, doesn't mean we need to too
↳reply to Chosen420
Chosen1 am I being hacked

Chosen4 I have never been so disgusted
↳reply to Chosen4
Chosen1 this isn't funny😐
↳reply to Chosen1
Chosen2 no, it's hilarious😂

Snily4life YES YES YES GREAT POST 👏 👏👏👏👏👏🥰🥰🥰
↳reply to Snily4life
Chosen1 😟













Professor Pottah



Professor Pottah: what did you do?

Y/n Diggory: wdym?
Y/n Diggory: I do a lot of stuff so
you're going to need to be more
specific

Professor Pottah: did you hack my
instagram?
Professor Pottah: or hack the
comments or smth

Y/n Diggory: no

Y/n Diggory: technically, I'm not lying...
Message not sent

Professor Pottah: ik it was you

Y/n Diggory: I didn't hack shit

Professor Pottah: somehow
you did this
Professor Pottah: I know you did

Y/n Diggory: It was a group
effort really...

Professor Pottah: 😐

Y/n Diggory: Cmon you gotta admit
it was kinda funny

Professor Pottah: ...
Professor Pottah: ok but is my
username rlly that bad?

Y/n Diggory: ...yes

Professor Pottah: but idk what
else to make it🤷

Y/n Diggory: lemme help you
Y/n Diggory: hmmmmm🤔
Y/n Diggory: maybe smth abt you
being an orphan lol

Professor Pottah: maybe you
should change yours to smth
abt you being brotherless lol

Y/n Diggory:😧

Professor Pottah: NO IM SO SO
SO SORRY IM SORRY

Y/n Diggory: DUDE NO ITS
FINE PLSSS

Professor Pottah: IM SORRY😭

Y/n Diggory: ITS FINE😭
Y/n Diggory: I BULLY YOU FOR
BEING PARENTLESS ALL
THE TIME

Professor Pottah: NOW I FEEL
BAD IM SORRY

Y/n Diggory: HARRY!! IT. IS. OK.
Y/n Diggory: it was actually kinda
funny lmao

Professor Pottah: ok...

Y/n Diggory: if you apologize one
more time I will hex you at the next
DA meeting

Professor Pottah: ok ok I'll
stop I'll stop












The dog father


Harry Potter: *2 image attached*
Harry Potter: is this good or bad?

The dog father: are those your
chats with Y/n?

Harry Potter: yes
Harry Potter: well?

The dog father: I guess it
seems good 🤷
The dog father: she seems
comfortable texting you
The dog father: unless she's just
comfortable texting you bc you're
a friend...

Harry Potter: oh

The dog father: but there is still
hope!!

Harry Potter: is there?

The dog father: yes yes don't fret
The dog father: I am gonna help you

Harry Potter: how?
Harry Potter: pls don't tell me
you're gonna try and teach
me to flirt

The dog father: that's exactly
what I'm gonna do😀

Harry Potter: wonderful😀

The dog father: so, tell me, what
is she like

Harry Potter: idk I- 🤷‍♂️
Harry Potter: I'd say she's nice
but... I mean- she can be...
sometimes...

The dog father: ok so what're
some of her interests?

Harry Potter: uh... bullying me?
Harry Potter: WAIT- ok I have
something
Harry Potter: what now?

The dog father: start a
conversation with her about it
The dog father: make sure it's
something she'll actually discuss
with you and keep talking to you
The dog father: talk to her
The dog father: now go!!

Harry Potter: okok I'm going













Y/n:)

Harry Potter: Gale and Katniss is a
good ship











You have been blocked by this number











The dog father



Harry Potter: *1 image attached*
Harry Potter: WTFFFFF

The dog father: WHAT
The dog father: WHAT HAPPENED

Harry Potter: THATS WHAT IM
ASKING YOU

The dog father: Was your topic
something she would want to
talk abt

Harry Potter: yea she hates
that ship

The dog father: 😐
The dog father: do you even
know what that ship is?

Harry Potter: no...

The dog father: 👏. 👏. 👏.

Harry Potter: I WAS DOING
WHAT YOU TOLD ME

The dog father: No you did it wrong.
The dog father: but no worries
The dog father: we can still salvage this
This dog father: just get her to
unblock you, ok?

Harry Potter: alright fine









Harry, Hermione and Ron's gc



Harry: guys you need to help
to get Y/n to unblock me

Hermione: why did she
block you??

Harry: never mind that now
Harry: just convince her to unblock
me please

Ron: ok fine










Receiver of Harry's simping

Ron: why did u block Harry?

Receiver of Harry's simping: ...

Ron: you can tell me
Ron: ooh! did he finally make a move?

Receiver of Harry's simping: no...

Ron: oh😳
Ron: cause that would be a surprise😅
Ron: bc he totally doesn't like you

Receiver of Harry's simping: oookay...
Receiver of Harry's simping: but he
literally said "GaLe AnD KaTnIsS
iS a GoOd ShIp"
Receiver of Harry's simping: so I
blocked him

Ron: ...
Ron: as you should
Ron: but just unblock him
Ron: pls
Ron: he's annoying me and
Herman rn

Receiver of Harry's simping: so you
want me to unblock him so he
annoys me instead?

Ron: pretty much yeah

Receiver of Harry's simping: ...fineeeee












Professor Pottah


Y/n Diggory: don't ever say that shit
to me ever again
Y/n Diggory: you can have an opinion,
just- leave me out of it

Professor Pottah: I actually don't
have an opinion
Professor Pottah: bc idk who Katniss
and Gale are

Y/n Diggory: ok more movies I have to
force you to watch
Y/n Diggory: and why would you
say that then??

Professor Pottah: idk

Y/n Diggory:


Y/n Diggory: I'm done with your
stupidity for today
Y/n Diggory: goodbye.

Professor Pottah: bye










The dog father

Harry Potter: she unblocked me

The dog father: YAYYY🥳

Harry Potter: but she stopped texting
me bc I was being stupid

The dog father: oh
The dog father: it's fine
The dog father: we can try
again tmrw 😊

Harry Potter: ok sure...











A/n- DAMN I WROTE ALOT
YOURE WELCOME!
JK JK I LOVE WRITING THIS LMAO
SO ANYWAYS GOODBYE

ILL BLESS YOUR EYES BUT BEFORE I DO, ZHARA IF YOU SAY ANYTHING MEAN ISTG ILL FIGHT YOU





ANYWAYS HERE




OK BYE ILYSM

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