The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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Ur Mom😘

Y/n Diggory: yo who's that ugly ass
bitch up at the front that looks like
a flamingo?

Granger Danger: shh Y/n she
could be a new teacher

Y/n Diggory: idgaf
Y/n Diggory: she looks like this bitch
I went to elementary school with

Side Hoe: 👀

Granger Danger: just- don't get
in trouble, ok?

Y/n Diggory:... maybe

Later that night...

Y/n Diggory: LMAOAOAOAA
Y/n Diggory: "and I see all your happy
smiling faces looking up at me"
Y/n Diggory: LIKE WTFFFFF

Thing 1: NO ONE'S SMILING BITCH

Y/n Diggory: EXACTLY

Barrold Pottery: I already hate her

Y/n Diggory: she pisses me off

Granger Danger: same

Y/n Diggory: *big gasp*
Y/n Diggory: NO NO HERMAN
Y/n Diggory: NO INSULT TEACHER
Y/n Diggory: BAD BAD
Y/n Diggory: SHAME SHAME

Granger Danger: idc I think
id rather Snape than her

Y/n Diggory: woah there😳
Y/n Diggory: not so fast

Food Boi Wazlib: I love how
we haven't even had one class
with her and already hate her

Ginerva: well it's a pattern isn't it?
Ginerva: every DADA teacher we
have, we hate bc Dumbledore
does a shit job at choosing teachers

Y/n Diggory: what abt professor Lupin?
Y/n Diggory: I liked him

Barrold Pottery: ...
Message not sent

Barrold Pottery: she was at my hearing
Barrold Pottery: Umbridge

Y/n Diggory: hearing?

Barrold Pottery: I used underage magic

Y/n Diggory: why lol that's dumb

Barrold Pottery: I was being attacked by dementors

Y/n Diggory: whAaaAaAAt😱

Barrold Pottery: yea it was quite
traumatic

Y/n Diggory: but you've already fought dementors
Y/n Diggory: like- a bunch at once too

Barrold Pottery: how do you know this?

Y/n Diggory: hmm?

Barrold Pottery: that I was attacked by dementors

Y/n Diggory: doesn't everyone?

Barrold Pottery: no
Barrold Pottery: and I thought you
didn't know who I was before
last year?

Y/n Diggory: Zhara told me...
Y/n Diggory: ok gn!


Side Hoe

Side Hoe: 🤨

Y/n Diggory: don't look at me
like that
Y/n Diggory: ...leave me alone


Summoning James Potter for Scarhead's lovelife's sale

Granger Danger: hey guys

Ginerva: I actually forgot abt this
gc lolz

Granger Danger: guys I'm worried
for Y/n
Granger Danger: she doesn't seem
to be coping healthily
Granger Danger: I know it takes people different lengths of time to cope but...
Granger Danger: idk something just seems off
Granger Danger: she obviously isn't fully healed but is trying to act like she's ok...

Ginerva : that is true
Ginerva : but forcing her to
talk about it might do just as much
damage🤷‍♀️

Granger Danger: yeah we should
wait for her to abide in us first...
Granger Danger: I just feel so terrible
for her😕

Ginerva: just give her some more
time, she'll probably tell us soon
enough

Granger Danger: most likely
Granger Danger: well gn

Thing 1: gn

Thing 2: gn

Food Boi Wazlib: gn Herman

Ginerva: gn



Ed Shee-RON

Harry: hey Ron?

Ed Shee-RON: yea?

Harry: you and Hermione didn't
tell anyone abt the time travel thing
in 3rd year right?

Ed Shee-RON: nope, why?

Harry: oh no reason...


A/n- 😏

For anyone who's reading this:


Ily

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