The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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All My Ho Ho Hoes

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Guys I'm adding Cho to the gc
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
So be nice

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅 added Cho Chang to 'All My Ho Ho Hoes'

Granger Danger: it's not even
Christmas anymore

Cho Chang: hello everyone

Y/n Diggory:


Y/n Diggory:


Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
NO Y/N STOP

Y/n Diggory:


Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅 removed Cho Chang from 'All My Ho Ho Hoes'

Y/n Diggory added Cho Chang to 'All My Ho Ho Hoes'

Y/n Diggory:


Y/n Diggory:


Y/n Diggory:


Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅 removed Y/n Diggory from 'All My Ho Ho Hoes'

Barrold Pottery added Y/n Diggory to 'All My Ho Ho shoes'

Y/n Diggory: thank you Harry
Y/n Diggory: fuck you Ced
Y/n Diggory: thank you for
coming to my TedTalk

Harry, Hermione and Ron's gc

Harry: omgomgomgomgomg
Harry: DID YOU JUST SEE THAT?!?

Hermione:???

Harry: SHE CALLED ME 'Harry'

Ron: bc that's your name mate

Harry: NOT TO HER
Harry: SHE NEVER CALLS ME
HARRY
Harry: SHE CALLS ME BARROLD
OR BARRY OR ANNOYING PIECE
OF SHIT
Harry: BUT NEVER ACTUALLY BY
MY REAL NAME
Harry: MOTHERFUCKING PROGRESS

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Y/n please stop

Y/n Diggory: no I'm protecting
Cho from icky boys

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
😐

Y/n Diggory: what? Don't like it
when it's used against you?

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
ok ok I get it
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
I'm sorry about being so over
protective over you
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
It's just that- even though sometimes
you forget, I am your brother and I
still care abt you

Y/n Diggory: ew

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
and even though you won't
admit it, I think you care abt me
too

Y/n Diggory:...

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Just thought you should know
Read

All My Ho Ho Hoes

Y/n Diggory: sorry abt that...
Y/n Diggory: hi Cho

Cho Chang: hi Y/n...
Cho Chang: I'm just not
gonna ask what that was abt...

Y/n Diggory: I was mad at Ced bc
he was being over protective and
shit and sent those things
Y/n Diggory: I'm sorry I shouldn't
have done that...
Y/n Diggory: but Ced, if you're
here, I'm still going on that date

Barrold Pottery: and here come
the waterworks✌️🥲
Message not sent

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
:) Ty for apologizing Y/n
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
And I won't interfere too badly
On your date...
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
But if Zabini hurts you...

Y/n Diggory: I'll hurt him back
just as bad

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