The Boy Who Simped (h.j.p.x r...

By _rachel111_

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A social media fic for Harry. That's it. Also ik my title is very creative and smart and genius and yeah😌 Th... More

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Book girl

Ron Weasley: where are you?

Book girl: wouldn't you like to know

Ron Weasley: no seriously
Ron Weasley: where?

Book girl: fine
Book girl: I'm with Y/n

Ron Weasley: why?

Book girl: because she's my friend

Ron Weasley: I'm your
friend too

Book girl: yes, and so is Harry

Ron Weasley: 😐

Book girl: and right now,
when you make me choose
between you, I can't because
I don't want to loose either
of you

Ron Weasley:...but

Book girl: but nothing Ronald
I'm not going to take sides because
you two need to sort this out
yourselves

Ron Weasley: so you're
abandoning us for a girl you
just met this year?

Book girl: no I'm doing this
to protect our friendship
Book girl: since you're making
me choose sides and you both
get mad when I hang out with
the other and are too stubborn
to talk to each other without fighting
Book girl: also, sure I may have just
met Y/n this year but at least she
doesn't just use me for homework
answers
Read

All My Hoes

Y/n Diggory: PWAHAHAHAHH

Thing 2: ??

Thing 1: what's so funny

Thing 2: does it have something
to do with us?

Thing 1: George don't be stupid
Thing 1: it obviously does

Y/n Diggory: NO ITS MY
BROTHER BAHAHAHHA

WIFE💍😏😫🛐: what abt him?

Y/n Diggory: so Y'know
how bc of the tournament he's
become extra popular lately?

Thing 1: yeah

Y/n Diggory: he's also become
quite popular with the ladies

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
oh Merlin

Y/n Diggory: SO THIS ONE
GROUP OF GIRLS WAS
SURROUNDING HIM AND
THIS ONE GIRL DEADASS
WAS LIKE "Hey See-dric"
Y/n Diggory: I SWEAR MY
SOUL WAS  TRANSPORTED
INTO ANOTHER REALM

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
it's not that funny😐

Y/n Diggory: BUT IT IS THO
Y/n Diggory: 'sEe-DrIcK'

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
you're just upset no one wants
to date you

Y/n Diggory: oh? Give me
anyone at this school to ask out

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: ew no
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: boys
are stinky and gross and you stay
away from them

Y/n Diggory: a girl then

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:


Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
is this you coming out?

Y/n Diggory: nOoOoo...

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Hmmm ok...
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
But anyways, moral of the story;
Boys are stinky, boys are gross, no
boys for you ever.

Y/n Diggory: it's funny how
you think I've never kissed a boy

Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
bc you haven't. And you never will
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:


WIFE💍😏😫🛐: he's in denial
Bby girl let's go somewhere alone😏

Y/n Diggory: ok😏

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