Book girl
Ron Weasley: where are you?
Book girl: wouldn't you like to know
Ron Weasley: no seriously
Ron Weasley: where?
Book girl: fine
Book girl: I'm with Y/n
Ron Weasley: why?
Book girl: because she's my friend
Ron Weasley: I'm your
friend too
Book girl: yes, and so is Harry
Ron Weasley: 😐
Book girl: and right now,
when you make me choose
between you, I can't because
I don't want to loose either
of you
Ron Weasley:...but
Book girl: but nothing Ronald
I'm not going to take sides because
you two need to sort this out
yourselves
Ron Weasley: so you're
abandoning us for a girl you
just met this year?
Book girl: no I'm doing this
to protect our friendship
Book girl: since you're making
me choose sides and you both
get mad when I hang out with
the other and are too stubborn
to talk to each other without fighting
Book girl: also, sure I may have just
met Y/n this year but at least she
doesn't just use me for homework
answers
Read
All My Hoes
Y/n Diggory: PWAHAHAHAHH
Thing 2: ??
Thing 1: what's so funny
Thing 2: does it have something
to do with us?
Thing 1: George don't be stupid
Thing 1: it obviously does
Y/n Diggory: NO ITS MY
BROTHER BAHAHAHHA
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: what abt him?
Y/n Diggory: so Y'know
how bc of the tournament he's
become extra popular lately?
Thing 1: yeah
Y/n Diggory: he's also become
quite popular with the ladies
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
oh Merlin
Y/n Diggory: SO THIS ONE
GROUP OF GIRLS WAS
SURROUNDING HIM AND
THIS ONE GIRL DEADASS
WAS LIKE "Hey See-dric"
Y/n Diggory: I SWEAR MY
SOUL WAS TRANSPORTED
INTO ANOTHER REALM
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
it's not that funny😐
Y/n Diggory: BUT IT IS THO
Y/n Diggory: 'sEe-DrIcK'
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
you're just upset no one wants
to date you
Y/n Diggory: oh? Give me
anyone at this school to ask out
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: ew no
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅: boys
are stinky and gross and you stay
away from them
Y/n Diggory: a girl then
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
is this you coming out?
Y/n Diggory: nOoOoo...
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
Hmmm ok...
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
But anyways, moral of the story;
Boys are stinky, boys are gross, no
boys for you ever.
Y/n Diggory: it's funny how
you think I've never kissed a boy
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
bc you haven't. And you never will
Annoying Ass Bitch👅✨💅:
WIFE💍😏😫🛐: he's in denial
Bby girl let's go somewhere alone😏
Y/n Diggory: ok😏