Avengers One Shots Part Two!

By JakeyP99

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This is my second one shot story! Read my first one please (: No reader inserts, like my last book No Thor... More

"I don't think we can do 'get help' this time, brother."
Clint getting the cereal
Dancing Queen
Request 1
Tagged
Harley Keener part 1
Ew, a spider
He's only a kid!
Tagged twice
Harley Keener part 2
Part title
Shuri, Queen of Wakanda and Black Panther
"Have I what now?"
"Open the fricking door Parker!"
"THAT'S how it is, huh?"
"STEVE! Are you sure you don't have any grandkids?"
Wrong number
"Get the fuck off my chicken nugget."
"STOP. IT!"
A bored Clint is bad
"Three?"
"It's a room and we're trying to escape!"
"Simply terrifying."
"Why?"
"Knock knock."
Tagged
Request 2
Tagged
"Black Widow?? You're like my favourite Avenger!"
"Lokison???"
"Flip, cover, twisty twisty, up over and done."
"What are you doing?"
"So how old are you exactly? 35?"
"I have to go."
Request 3
"Please collect your child."
"What are you doing?"
"Hey Buck, how do you feel about frogs?"
"Who did this to you?"
"'Listen to your therapist' they said."
Steve and Bucky's kids
"Please. Stop."
"My tea?"
"I WAITED SEVEN FUCKING YEARS IN THAT SHITHOLE!"
"You're a hazard to society."
"I'M IN THE SHOWER!"
"Can you put Loki on please?"
"I need to stop a murder. Bye."
Coming out
"Don't. Questioning it only encourages them."
"Finals happened."
"Justice."
Request 4
"See!"
Request 5
"Thank you."
"I need advice."
"Kid-,"
"...fergalicious."
:)
"YOU CAN'T BE ALIVE!"
Poor Sam
I can't sleep so I wrote this :)
Gaydar
"Steve, what-"
"Do you have any wedding photos?"
Peter's birthday :)
:3
<3
"He's doing fine."
(*0*)
"You are hurting my brain with this question kid."
The Parkers
Another alternate ending to Endgame :)
"How can she not like it?!!"
"Perhaps not, but I would make a radiant bride."
The adventures of Peter and Ralph (and occasionally Shuri and Loki)
"Peter, no."
Worms :)
<(^*^)>
Mary had a little lamb
"NO GLISSANDOS!!"
(Sweater) Weather
"You knocked me out?!"
Peter being weird :)
"I myself am half-goose."
"Yeah Bucky, grow up."
The bowl
"Steve, what-" part 2! (Request)
Among Us
"You lump of fuck."
Ceougholo thoughts
A/N
Halloween special :) (kinda)
Aight
Bdjwjehdhejakaiejjabs
"Where the fuck is my cat?"
Parley :)
Parley...again
Lmao
Bdjwjehdhejakaiejjabs part 2
Hazelnuts
Radioactivity
Hiding
Binderman
Meecrowavay
Social dancing
Love notes
Mistletoe
Ugly
An explanation for the name thing
There was only one bed with a twist
"Oh wait shit that's not right."
Romeo and Juliet kinda
"Please. Stop." Part 2
Love Hearts <3
Love Hearts <3 SFW version
"Wasn't expecting to say that today."
"Yes."
"YOU KNOW WHAT 'BUCHANAN'!"
Yuri Plisetsky
"No, I'm not the witch."
Valentines Day
Snowmen and Pancakes
"Seriously Buck?"
Axe kick
Lady Gaga
In honour of Lizzies bday
"My name is Sebastian Stan."
Sports Day
"Do you wanna know what t or d can also mean?"
Natasha and Wanda being fucking badasses
"fLoWeR gLeAm AnD gLoW,"
"I'm your idiot,"
The secret identity reveal
"You broke my door?"
"Thank you Bucky."
Bouquet
"THE WICKED WITCH OF THE EAST, BRO!"
April Fools
Stuck
"That's my kid."
How To Drive-by the Avengers
"WHAT THE SHIT PARKER?!"
"Go Peter!"
Vormir
im sick (chapter)
Coming Out
Miscommunication
"Asshole."
504!!!
Avengers as my friends and family
The Barnes's
Rest with the angels now At heaven's gate you laugh
Methane bubbles
Stark and Starck
"Bugger off!"
Bribery
Fury sings 'Into The Unkown'
Mark 1V
Parley
Sambucky
aight part 2
salty
halloween
Peters new teacher
"You're wrapped in my cape."
Lokius
Hibernation
You are my Sunshine, My only Sunshine
Dad!Tony and Kid!Peter
"Stop being so emo."
"Waldemort?"
"Harley?"
blood tests
Shang-Chi and Peter Parker: How the two youngest Avengers became friends
hey PLEASE READ
Avengers Opinion: Face Masks
What is love?
"Mr Stark?"
"What the fuck Ned?"
Adult problems, just a kid ((MOM SPOILERS!!))
Forget the hearse cause I'll never die
"You're Spider-Man, it makes no sense."
"This is for you!"
"I bullied Spider-Man."
SamBucky soulmate au
I'm a fool with (a goose and) a crush
Ms. Marvel spoilers (one shot)
How to drive- by Harold 'Happy' Hogan
The Maximoffs 1
Octonauts
The Maximoffs 2
Loki Where Mischief Lies
Steve, Thor and Loki vs Technology
"What the hell?"
nothin' makes you frightened
Luis: the worlds second best godmother
Fuzzball

"I'm so sorry Mr Stark."

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By JakeyP99











Tony walked into the kitchen, muffling a yawn as he got his favourite mug (Worlds 2nd Best Father) out of the cupboard and filled it with one of his favourite beverages: coffee.

"i'm nothing without my coffee." Tony sighed, relishing in the amazing taste of coffee that woke him up.

"Well then maybe you shouldn't have it." Peter retorted immediately, not even thinking about what he said.

Peter and Tony stared at each other in shock.

"I'm so sorry Mr Stark." Peter rushed out to say as he saw tears forming in Tony's eyes.

"Peter, I'm so proud of you." Tony said, patting Peter on the shoulder and sniffling.

Peter was still confused as Tony left the kitchen.











my throat is fucking killing me

ALSO years before i got the nickname 'penguin' i used to have this keyring that was a penguin and i loved it. i took it everywhere with me and i gave it baths to clean him (actually pretty well if i do say so myself). i'm trying to find him but i can't :(

ALSO ALSO there's a covid outbreak in my school in my fucking year as well

—Penguin🐧(they/he)

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