Time: 8 p.m. for Taehyun, 7 a.m. for Beomgyu
Beomgyu:
I'm awake.
Beomgyu:
Talk to me.
Beomgyu:
Please
Beomgyu:
I see you reading my texts. You're not slick.
Beomgyu:
Fine
Beomgyu:
Kang Taehyun is a baka.
Beomgyu:
Kang Taehyun is a homosexual baka.
Beomgyu:
Kang Taehyun is a beautiful and petty homosexual baka who I love but is getting on my last nerve.
Taehyun:
Says the homosexual.
You changed this contact's name to "My gay boi"
My gay boi:
I hate you.
Beomgyu:
I love you too.
My gay boi changed your contact to "Crusty hoe"
Beomgyu:
You wanna fight?
My gay boi changed your contact to "Beomgyu Hyung ❤"
Beomgyu:
Awww
My gay boi:
Change mine
Beomgyu:
No
Beomgyu nearly jumped from his seat in the hotel's café when Taehyun's caller ID popped up.
Oh shit.
"Hello?" He asked sweetly, holding back a giggle while Taehyun started talking.
"You're a brat."
"I know. But I'm your brat." While Taehyun continued talking in his earbuds, Beomgyu took a picture of himself licking whipped cream from his lips and sent it to him. "Tae. Taehyun, look at what I just sent you."
Taehyun sighed and stopped talking for a moment, Beomgyu giggling when he heard a little gasp. "What did you- Beomgyu!"
"What?" Beomgyu asked. "I didn't do anything."
"That's not funny."
"It wasn't meant to be idjit." Another loud gasp came from Taehyun and Beomgyu quickly hung up the phone before he could get reprimanded.
You changed this contact to "Taehyun"
Taehyun:
Beomgyu.
Beomgyu:
What?
Taehyun:
Do you want me to come there and scold you?
Beomgyu:
Hot.
Taehyun:
BEOMGYU ISTG
Beomgyu:
What will you do? 😏
Taehyun:
🖕
Beomgyu:
Do it then.
Taehyun:
You didn't want me too 🤷♀️.
Beomgyu:
...
Beomgyu:
I call a truce.
Taehyun:
What's the catch?
Beomgyu:
Nothing.
Beomgyu:
You just have to send more pictures of yourself.
Taehyun:
I knew it.
Taehyun:
No.
Beomgyu:
WHY
Taehyun:
I don't like how I look on camera.
Beomgyu:
Would you be offended if I cussed you out?
Taehyun:
Yes.
Beomgyu:
Jerk.
Taehyun:
My feelings are hurt.
Beomgyu:
I'm sorry.
Taehyun:
You're not forgiven.
Beomgyu:
😔
Beomgyu:
Roach.
Taehyun:
No u
Beomgyu:
My parents want me to go with them.
Beomgyu:
I'll talk to you later, okay?
Taehyun:
Fine.
Beomgyu:
I love youuu 😘
Taehyun:
Yeah yeah whatever.
Beomgyu:
You're a brat.
Taehyun:
Fine. I love you too.
Beomgyu:
SJDJSJHS BYE