Tyler's Colourful Life

By TyOrTyler

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(At this point in my life, I went by the name Abby instead of Tyler) Tyler made a rant/update book? Whoa. 99... More

Girly's update book
1,000 FOLLOWERS and new stories?
Hi
*Cry's voice* sup
Guuuuuuys
A NEW FANFIC!!
Me saying how I don't deserve shit
Me saying random shit
#Kree
Idek
BRUH
How I spent my new years eve
DEMONS
DEMONS PT. 2
30 facts about me
Irl people reading my fanfics????
Fisting of Friendship
SkyTheParentRS?
Serious.
Sickness and Puppies!
Klub Ice?????
I'm funny i promise
Writing struggles
FUCK YEAH STUFF ANIMAL
Hiya i'm sick-a
Kill me pls
The best sleepover moment
The struggles of a shipper
The struggles of a shipper pt. 2
;-;
New fanfic??????
God bless Australia
Ayy
Tag thingy
Ew
Selfie?
Kill me
CRYING
I'm on a roll B)
BRUUH.
Abby makes edits?
Shipping.
STUFF HAPPENED
#MarySue's
;n;
Me? Liking someone? Nah.
Emoji Tag!
bby pls
Plebston The Pink Lamb
ABBY W HU
DO IT NOW
AYO
The deal with Leah
Am i drunk
Ew
Boredom
Fuck.
The thing may be done.
Mfw
"Canada is sooo nice!"
*ANGELS SINGING*
*Imporant Announcement*
#OperationStickyFingers
OPERATION STICKEY FINGERS PT. 2
A very Canadian prank
@god help me
No comment.
Someone write this
*cries*
OKAY BUT
Yo.
*sobs*
Living Life Right
Emoji Talk
*INHUMAN SCREAMING*
Happy Easter!
*War Flashback*
*War Flashbacks pt. 2*
#StopAshley
slay me
Have you ever just..
*happily squeals*
why me
#Throwback
#Throwback PART 2
Abby gets real deep
Okay but like
Listen to this okay
I have a problem.
I have a problem pt. 2
Let's talk about this
Tbh
*War Flashbacks* pt. 3
*whale noises*
GAY STORY TIME
*War Flashback* pt. 4
Great life choices
Wowie
The end.

The Story of How I Got High

63 5 12
By TyOrTyler

ON CAFFEINE. NOT ACTUAL DRUGS. Just saying.

So I went to the store with a friend before school and I bought a rockstar emery drink. I barely ever drink these so yeah. I wanted it so badly that the small, five minute break we had before french class? I chugged 80% of it.
Now, that was a mistake.
As my friends said, my eyes were wide and my foot kept bouncing up and down and I kept stuttering and laughing at everything during french class.
And then it was lunch.
I quickly drank the rest AND got a Slush Puppy. And then, me and my friend climbed trees. We went very high up (she was kinda hyper too) and we were yelling at cars and giggling at everything. Other friends showed up, I violently waved at a car, threw slush puppy at IckyIrwin, made Azaria20202 have a heart attack when we climbed too high..
Don't do drugs, kids.

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