tone deaf dj: WOOO LAST DAYY
the power of christ compels you: we still have the ceremony tomorrow
mom: I can't believe we're leaving high school already
party pooper : I can
mommy: I hope I never have to come back here
real gay pirate: kaeya my homie :(
fake gay pirate: next year bro
real gay pirate: bro
tone deaf dj: im gonna miss you people
peepaw: we can always meet outside of class
rich mom: and we can talk here as well
tone deaf dj: I know
tone deaf dj: but it won't be the same :(
walnut: VENTI MY MANNN
tone deaf dj: HU TAOO
walnut: LET US MEET IN 3 YEARS
tone deaf dj: OF COURSE
short bastard: wait how do you know you're going to the same college
broke bitch: what do you mean?
book horny: all vision users go to the same college
short bastard: fuck
tone deaf dj: see you next year ;)
ginger manwhore: don't worry Zhongli I'll still pay for your things <3
peepaw: thank you
tone deaf dj: need me someone like that
tone deaf dj: @short edgy dude
short edgy dude: no
short edgy dude: but good luck at college or whatever
tired: awww
short edgy dude: persish
token straight: WOOO BAAL IS LEAVING
token straight: wait wrong chat
mommy: its alright
mommy: you won't be missed either
token straight: wait
the power of christ compels you: guys we can still talk here there's no need to be sad
maid on steroids: turns out venti did something good for once
tone deaf dj: hey I do tons of good
mommy: like dying
tone deaf dj: aren't you a ray of sunshine today
mom: are you guys going to the end of the year party?
rich mom: I am obliged to
real gay pirate: im going with my gf
chalk: im just going because kaeya forced me to
probably a vampire: me too
tired: we should all go
tired: its our last day with the seniors at school
atheist: as much as I hate it she is right
short edgy dude: yeah totally not defending her bc she's your gf or anything
broke bitch: at what hour was it again?
rich mom: 5
rich mom: the entrance closes at 6 tho
fireworks girl: should I bring fireworks?
big head no thoughts: please don't
token straight: do not
fireworks girl: I'm bringing my lighter just in case
caso cerrado: see you guys there
party pooper: its still 3 hours before it starts
caso cerrado: I don't wake up with this pretty face, as hard as that is to believe
caso cerrado: I need my time
walnut: but you are always pretty
caso cerrado: <3
walnut: <3
sexy: disgusting
probably a vampire: couldn't agree more
(3 hours later ig)
fake gay pirate: who is there already?
rich mom: me, keqing, ganyu, and zhongli, beidou, and kazuha
peepaw: childe as well
caso cerrado: me and hu tao are on our way
tone deaf dj: so are xiao and me
book nerd: me, Xiangling, Chongyun, Xinyan, Bennett, Razor, Fischl, and Barbara are going with Noelle
mom: that's a lot of people in a car
ice cream nerd: it is
ice cream nerd: I am carrying Xingqiu, and Xiangling is carrying Xinyan. Fischl didn't want to get her dress wrinkled so she got the front seat.
book nerd: Barbara gets a free pass bc shes dating Noelle of course
thing 1: what about bennett?
unlucky: don't worry they put me in the trunk to keep my bad luck away
party pooper: that doesn't seem like a good idea
unlucky: Razor is also here to keep me company :))
mom: please stay safe
book nerd: of course
bunny arson: me and Eula are already here
bunny arson: I saw Yoimiya and Ayaka at the entrance too
fireworks girl: yep we just got here
vengeance is better served cold: we should meet in the gym
rich mom: going to the main building is prohibited anyways
sucrOwOse: may I go to the lab to look for something I left behind?
rich mom: fine but be quick
rich mom: only because I trust you
thing 2: everyone trusts sucrose
thing 1: of course
the power of christ compels you: she wouldn't hurt anybody
chalk: how is sucrose talking?
chalk: she is right next to me without her phone
mom: kaeya
party pooper: kaeya
tone deaf dj: it seems his plan successful
probably a vampire: let's see how it goes
party pooper: @fake gay pirate
party pooper: what are you doing
short edgy dude: lets just ignore it while we still can
atheist: I'll go to the lab
tired: I'll go with you
chalk: me as well
rich mom: thank you
maid on steroids: we are here!
the power of christ compels you: me and xinyan are in charge of the music so feel free to ask
rock n roll: what song do you guys want me to play?
tone deaf dj: wap
rock n roll: venti is no longer allowed to make suggestions
ginger manwhore: mask by dream
rock n roll: childe is no longer allowed to make suggestions
sexy: good
real gay pirate: megalovania
rock n roll: I am no longer taking suggestions
all my friends are dead: Baal is handing out cookies???
token straight: suspicious
mommy: Yae couldn't come so she told me to give them out to you guys
short bastard: its true bc she can't cook
communist mermaid: thoma you be the guinea pig
what does the fox say: yes
token straight: so mean :(
what does the fox say: do it
token straight: ok they're actually really good
baal simp 1: I made them of course they're good
unlucky: thanks for the cookies :))
baal simp 1: you're welcome <3
book nerd: hey xinyan play i got no time by the living tombstone
rock n roll: finally some good music taste
walnut: what happened to keqing and ganyu?
ice cream nerd: who knows
atheist: kaeya isn't here
chalk: we searched the whole building
chalk: and he took sucrose's phone
caso cerrado: I could help
tired: thank you
thing 1: the snack bar is so good
rich mom: Xiangling was in charge of it
food nerd: no need to thank me
token straight: I need to go to the bathroom
thing 2: let it out poop man
token straight: so mean :(
token straight: can a man not relieve himself
chalk: ok where is kaeya I am actually worried now
mom: me too
mom: for completely different reasons though
atheist: bad news
tired: we checked the lab and Klee's explosives are gone
rich mom: oh god
real gay pirate: its happening
fireworks girl: I don't have my lighter with me :(
big head no thoughts: what?
fireworks girl: I always bring it with me but its not here
what does the fox say: didn't kaeya hug you out of nowhere before?
mom: shit
the power of christ compels you: we should leave the building
rich mom: no stay in the gym
rich mom: he'll probably go for the main building
vengeance is better served cold: I'll go after him
communist mermaid: thoma how long have you been in the bathroom?
token straight: I can't even hold my phone right
token straight: im sweating so much
token straight: I had to take off my shirt
ginger manwhore: bro what did you eat
token straight: only the cookies
baal simp 1: :))
token straight: what did you do
baal simp 1: nothing I just gave baal permission to put laxatives in your batch
fireworks girl: ngl that's kinda funny
walnut: kinda?
walnut: this is hilarious
maid on steroids: shouldn't we call the police for kaeya?
rich mom: I doubt he is actually planning to blow up a school
fake gay pirate: of course I'm not
chalk: kaeya what are you doing
fake gay pirate: just a little fun before Diluc leaves
party pooper: no
fake gay pirate: too late
probably a vampire: it starts
short bastard: WAS THAT A FUCKING BOMB
fake gay pirate: sorry klee got a bit too exited
rich mom: stop
atheist: ganyu and I are already heading there
token straight: IT WON'T COME OUT
fireworks girl: KEEP PUSHING
bunny arson: DIONA IS AT THE GYM
tone deaf dj: lmao rosaria told her exactly where Diluc was
party pooper: why would you do that
probably a vampire: I thought it would be funny
real gay pirate: it is tbh
furry: child
furry: child following
furry: milk
furry: cocogoat?
tired: that's qiqi
atheist: we'll be there in a second
ginger manwhore: what about the kid that's trying to murder diluc
vengeance is better served: just let her murder Diluc its not that hard
peepaw: this ended terribly
book nerd: all while Its been so long plays
rock n roll: its great music for an almost terrorist attack
book nerd: I can't disagree
book horny: great way to end the year
part pooper: I hate you but this deal was great eyepatch man
fake gay pirate: thank you
tone deaf dj: what even was the deal?
fake gay pirate: if they don't kill me, rosaria, you or beidou I give them explosives and free reign to kill diluc
party pooper: a fair trade
tone deaf dj: aww you were thinking about me too :))
big head no thoughts: wait we can see her from here
fireworks girl: I have a rope
tone deaf dj: good luck
thing 2: be careful she bites
all my friends are dead: we got Diona
real gay pirate: that's my son
fireworks girl: we tied her to a chair
chalk: Klee is docile for now
tired: so is Qiqi
fake gay pirate: wasn't that fun
party pooper: fuck you
tone deaf dj: at least you didn't die!
walnut: shame
caso cerrado: let's just go home
fake gay pirate: its a shame Diona didn't reach Diluc though
thing 2: get help
thing 1: family therapy is a thing you know
fake gay pirate: I don't need it
probably a vampire: you do
token straight: IT WON'T COME OUT
what does the fox say: you're still there???
walnut: he's fighting for his life
baal simp 2: Baal doesn't hold back
short bastard: you're lucky she didn't make you clean afterwards
broke bitch: are you talking from experience?
short bastard: sadly
mommy: you deserved it
short bastard: I only burned down your room once
short bastard: and you used to chase me around with a knife anyways
broke bitch: family therapy please
rich mom: oh you're definitely cleaning that yourself later
token straight: why do women hate me
unlucky: it smells so bad
unlucky: wait
unlucky: I may be locked inside the bathroom with thoma
shakespeare: that is most unfortunate
furry: Bennett :(
rich mom: I have the keys
thing 1: how does this just keep getting worse
fireworks girl: kaeya can you give me my lighter back
fake gay pirate: oh klee has it
sucrOwOse: she should be with albedo, right?
thing 2: we can only hope
mom: I haven't seen Albedo actually
chalk: sorry
big head no thoughts: yoimiya are you setting off fireworks without permission?
communist mermaid: those are not fireworks
big head no thoughts: oh
unlucky: Im out!
rich mom: thoma you better pay for my new nose after that
token straight: blame Baal
mommy: suffer
mom: did a room just explode?
tired: yep
short edgy dude: we're already telling everyone to go home
atheist: why do we keep having parties
walnut: no one died in an entire school year :(
peepaw: most people would consider that a good thing
walnut: well I don't obviously
sexy: Childe is fighting Qiqi
short bastard: rooting for the toddler
real gay pirate: well that went horribly
rich mom: I won't miss any of you
party pooper: same
fake gay pirate: good night to you too
fireworks girl: I never got my lighter back
sexy: Qiqi won