short bastard: fuck you
short bastard: I am not wearing that
broke bitch: how bad can it be?
probably a vampire: *use your imagination*.png
broke bitch: kaeya what the fuck
fake gay pirate: we agreed to a maid dress
short bastard: not cat ears you fucking degenerate
atheist: you know
atheist: I haven't used my sword in a while
party pooper: oh please do use it
short edgy dude: what the hell is that
chalk: I am not wearing that
vengeance is better served cold: just because you like to show your tits doesn't mean we do
promise I'll be gentle: SLUT 🤣
thing 2: somebody come get their child
mom: KLEE
book horny: I didn't teach her that
*tone deaf dj changed promise I'll be gentle's name to 'child'*
child: SORRY MISS JEAN
child: SORRY MR. KAEYA 💩 FOR CALLLING YOU A SLUT 🤣
fake gay pirate: apology not accepted
rich mom: why do I hear lightning
rich mom: kaeya you are not wearing that to school
book nerd: she has a sword
ice cream nerd: and he has a knife
food nerd: he is gonna die
food nerd: ayyy haiku
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Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)