fake gay pirate: YOU BITCH
probably a vampire: you're just too slow
walnut: dicks are lowkey ugly ngl
caso cerrado: you have seen one?
fake gay pirate: I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING
walnut: yeah on a dead body
probably a vampire: we never did
probably a vampire: it was all a farce
fireworks girl: that's concerning
fake gay pirate: IM TAKING THE KIDS WITH ME
probably a vampire: very well
fake gay pirate: we need to part ways
probably a vampire: I agree
fake gay pirate: I hope I never see you again
short edgy dude: can you guys keep a single conversation at a time please
token straight: the fuck just happened?
tone deaf dj: my exact question
thing 1: did I just presence a divorce?
ginger manwhore: what is going on
atheist: what are you guys doing now
real gay pirate: you mom
atheist: I hope Ningguang leaves you
tired: what is happening
fake gay pirate: rosaria is a bitch
short edgy dude: what's new
vengeance is better served cold: why haven't you guys wished amber a happy birthday yet
ginger manwhore: I forgot
vengeance is better served cold: run
fireworks girl: HAPPY BIRTHDAY AMBER
walnut: HAPPY BIRTHDAY YOU'RE JUST ONE YEAR CLOSER TO YOUR DEMISE :)))
caso cerrado: happy birthday, ignore Hu Tao
book nerd: happy birthday
ice cream nerd: I hope you have a good day
food nerd: happy birthday!!!
the power of christ compels you: happy birthday!
mom: happy birthday Amber
book horny: happy birthday
all my friends are dead: we don't talk much but happy birthday
what does the fox say: ^^
communist mermaid: ^^
rock n roll: HOPE YOU HAVE A GREAT DAY <3 <3
thing 2: we.love you amber
peepaw: Happy Birthday Amber
sucrOwOse: happy birthday!
chalk: happy birthday
bunny arson: THAT YOU SO MUCH GUYS I LOVE YOU
fake gay pirate: I would give you a present but SOMEBODY ruined it
probably a vampire: it was your idea
mom: where is Diluc?
fake gay pirate: well
probably a vampire: so you see
YOU ARE READING
Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)