Venti's personally made hellhole

Birth control

*SPARK KNIGHT KLEE'S 💥 FRIENDS ❤🤩"

KLEE: HELLO 😻

Diona: can you text like a normal person

Qiqi: good afternoon

Diona: its 10 in the morning

Qiqi: I forgot

Diona: How the fuck do you forget that?

KLEE: NO SWEARING 😡

Diona: fuck off

Qiqi: Baizhu says not to swear

Diona: fuck Baizhu

KLEE: NOT NICE 😥

Qiqi: does Klee need our help?

KLEE: KLEES BOMBS ARE HIDDEN 😫

Diona: do you need help finding them

KLEE: YES 😀

Diona: do i get to beat up a drunk?

KLEE: PROBABLY 😍

Diona: alright

Qiqi: are we going to the school again?

KLEE: TO SEE ALBEDO 🤓

Qiqi: ok

Diona: let's try not to get arrested this time

*Venti's personally made hellhole*

all my friends are dead: have you guys seen a cat

shakespeare: I have caught sight of a communion of mortals leaning into their younger years of life traversing through the paths of our educational community, heading towards the testing grounds in which the alchemy oriented prodigy resides

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