tone deaf dj: horny
fake gay pirate: retweet
real gay pirate: same
book horny: mhm
ginger manwhore: honestly
token straight: all of you are dating someone
fake gay pirate: albedo is in his science club
tone deaf dj: xiao is sleeping
real gay pirate: ningguang is working
book horny: same with jean
ginger manwhore: same with zhongli
sexy: fuck eachother then
fake gay pirate: eww who would fuck venti
walnut: xiao apparently
ginger manwhore: you would fuck me?
fake gay pirate: yeah bro I'd fuck you
fake gay pirate: no homo
ginger manwhore: no homo of course
book horny: you are both dating men
fake gay pirate: yeah but no homo
ginger manwhore: no homo
fake gay pirate: bro I love you
ginger manwhore: I love you too
fake gay pirate: no homo
ginger manwhore: no homo
mommy: shut up
fake gay pirate: the queen has spoken
mommy: scaramouche unblock me
broke bitch: he says no
mommy: scaramoucheinsheepcostume.jpg
book horny: no mercy
broke bitch: GJKFKFKFKDKD
ginger manwhore: Baal >>>>
sexy: scaramouche's parents only made one good kid
baal simp 1: agreed
tone deaf dj: of course you would agree
baal simp 1: haha
tone deaf dj: was that a fucking threat
short bastard: YOU BITCH
mommy: RESPOND TO MY TEXTS
ginger manwhore: they're gone
sexy: imagine being siblings with those two
fake gay pirate: imagine being siblings with diluc
party pooper: fuck you
tone deaf dj: still horny
probably a vampire: no one will fuck you cry about it
fake gay pirate: childe <3
ginger manwhore: <3
book horny: ntr
ice cream nerd: can you not
ice cream nerd: lets do something fun for once
rock n roll: like what
walnut: arson
caso cerrado: no
tone deaf dj: an orgy
party pooper: you're disgusting
fireworks girl: fireworks
YOU ARE READING
Venti's personally made hellhole
FanfictionVenti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3)
