Pluto isn't a planet

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short bastard: THIS IS BULLSHIT

mommy: aww did the little boy fail his exam 🥺

sexy: poor kid 🥺

ginger manwhore: need a hug 🥺

short bastard: fuck all of you

mom: what happened?

short bastard: I was one point away from getting 100

short bastard: this is bullshit

ginger manwhore: how did a flat earther get a 99 in a science exam

mommy: probably paid mona to give him the answers

short bastard: that's not true

broke bitch: oh it is true

sexy: not surprised

broke bitch: I gave you all the answers how did you get a question wrong

rich mom: you guys are sharing answers?

real gay pirate: shh look away honey

short bastard: you forgot a planet

broke bitch: no I didn't I got the question right

short bastard: you forgot pluto

ginger manwhore: BKDKSKSKSOEEKSD

broke bitch: I-

fake gay pirate: BABHAABBAHAHABABABAAHAVABBAGAAGA

probably a vampire: this is gold

real gay pirate: had to be the flat earther

fireworks girl: bro I think im gay

walnut: scaramouche has the power to turn girls into lesbians 😍

mommy: he really does

all my friends are dead: i'm afraid to tell you this

short bastard: what????

what does the fox say: pluto isn't a planet

unlucky: it isn't????

maid on steroids: Bennett-

unlucky: sorry :(

token straight: it stopped being a planet like 10 years ago dude

short bastard: why did nobody tell me this

Baal simp 2: its common knowledge?????

short bastard: no it fucking isn't????

mommy: no you're just stupid

peepaw: pluto isn't a planet?

book horny: omg

walnut: how do you know everything except this

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