Venti's personally made hellh...

By dogsname25

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Venti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3) More

The Start of Hell
childe slander ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Can hell get any worse? Yes
Context!
Kaeya is gay and mentally ill (what's new)
Zhongli just fucking died can we get an f in the chat
Kaeya is horny
Keqing is angry
Kazuha's friend fucking dies
Xingqiu supremacy
Festival except not because I suck at world building
Everyone is drunk and mentally unstable
Enemies to lovers but they're still enemies
Birth control
Happy Pride Month
Birth control pt 2
death is but a temporary state in this world
birth control pt 3
Brothers Reconciled?? (100% real no clickbait)
Just a Ton of Bullshit
Cults (and milfs)
Another House Party (BAD END)
Gay people don't die
Just one big mess
Scaramouche fucking dies
Venti (derogatory)
Inazuma gang is here
Weed (and murder)
Late night minecraft
Pluto isn't a planet
I believe in poly ships supremacy
Murata best archon
Having a blast during amber's birthday
Idk what to name this
Studying
Ending the year with a blast
Just a bunch of poop
Baals in yo mouth
hiiiii

Exams suck

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fake gay pirate: did anyone actually study

atheist: yes

tired: of course

mom: you didn't???

fake gay pirate: no????

fake gay pirate: I'm not a nerd like Diluc

party pooper: do you even know what exam you're taking

fake gay pirate: yeah math

chalk: science

fake gay pirate: yeah science

walnut: we have literature and history I hate it here

book nerd: speak for yourself this is great

food nerd: for you

caso cerrado: 10th has science today as well

thing 2: sadly

thing 1: I think we're going to be fine

tone deaf dj: speak for yourself

party pooper: venti we studied together

tone deaf dj: you actually think I listened???

ginger manwhore: zhongli good luck on your exam <3

sexy: private dms exist you failure of a human being

peepaw: thank you childe

ginger manwhore: fuck you signora I do what I want

the power of christ compels you: good luck to everyone!!!

caso cerrado: same!

rich mom: don't fail

real gay pirate: you have too much faith in us

rich mom: I'm trying to be nice

rich mom: I know half of you are barely graduating

book horny: not me you guys stay safe

baal simp 1: ^^

baal simp 2: good luck to Baal

short bastard: private dms please

broke bitch: let the lesbians speak

walnut: fuck its starting

big head no thoughts: good luck!

fireworks girl: good luck to you too!

token straight: this is sus

communist mermaid: silence straight man

token straight: :(

fake gay pirate: beidou

fake gay pirate: answer to number 2?

chalk: ????

book horny: kaeya please do not

fake gay pirate: fuck wrong chat

fake gay pirate: how are you guys talking we're in the middle of an exam

chalk: Im done with mine

fake gay pirate: ???????????

fake gay pirate: how

book horny: me too

fake gay pirate: are you two human

book horny: at this point I just go to school for the entertainment

chalk: me as well

chalk: and the free lab of course

sucrOwOse: you guys are done too?

fake gay pirate: how the fuck

fake gay pirate: its been like 10 minutes

chalk: sucrose you're done too?

book horny: what do we do now

fake gay pirate: give me the answers

chalk: no

sucrOwOse: that would be cheating

book horny: what she said

book horny: and as much fun that sounds I don't think albedo would appreciate it

chalk: and keqing would kill you

fake gay pirate: :(

fake gay pirate: ok I won't cheat

chalk: really?

fake gay pirate: really


*It's not cheating if they dont catch you*

Kaeya: answer to number 5?

Beidou: A

Kaeya: thanks

Kaeya: won't Ningguang be mad at you?

Beidou: won't albedo be mad at you?

Kaeya: touche

Beidou: mhm

Childe: what did you guys put for 3?

Beidou: I put C

Kaeya: I put B

Childe: I got D

Beidou: rock paper scissors?

Childe: over text?

Beidou: we are in the same room just do it secretly

Childe: me and Kaeya first

Kaeya: ok

Beidou: 1

Beidou: 2

Beidou: 3

Kaeya: One point for me

Childe: fuck you

Beidou: ok now me and Childe

Beidou: 1

Beidou: 2

Beidou: 3

Beidou: one point for Childe

Kaeya: now you and me

Beidou: 1

Beidou: 2

Beidou: 3

Kaeya: that's my point

Kaeya: the answer is B then

Rosaria: fuckers the answer is A

Childe: how would you know

Rosaria: Im sitting next to keqing

Beidou: she'll kill you

Rosaria: she doesn't have to know

Kaeya: bro there's an essay at the end

Beidou: fuck

Childe: Answer to 11?

Rosaria: the one with the weird formula?

Childe: yeah

Rosaria: fuck keqing's writing is too small

Kaeya: red alarm the teacher is coming

Beidou: try to talk less


*Venti's personally made hellhole*

book nerd: who else is done

fake gay pirate: how the hell

book nerd: literature is easy

book horny: mhm

fake gay pirate: you guys are weird

chalk: you should continue your test instead of texting

fake gay pirate: noo its boring

atheist: the teacher took his phone lmao

chalk: you're done?

atheist: yeah it was easy

atheist: the essay was a bitch tho

book nerd: everyone has their weaknesses

chalk: my handwriting is so bad I think I'll lose a point just for it

book nerd: same

book horny: what are you guys doing after this?

chalk: home

book nerd: we have history right after the break

atheist: sucks to be you

mom: you guys are all done?

atheist: yeah

chalk: yes

book nerd: mhm

sucrOwOse: its was easy

book horny: jean want to go out after this?

mom: I have to wait for Barbara sorry

book horny: cockblocker nun 😒

book nerd: ha

book horny: bro bennett go water on his test now he has to redo it lol

sucrOwOse: oh no :(

big head no thoughts: can't he just let it dry

book nerd: nope it ripped

mom: that's unfortunate

chalk: ayaka you're done?

big head no thoughts: yeah

big head no thoughts: only waiting for yoimiya and thoma to be done

mom: is everyone doing well?

big head no thoughts: Aether and Amber are crying

book nerd: lmao

big head no thoughts: that's not funny

book nerd: for you

vengeance is better served cold: amber is crying?

sucrOwOse: yeah

vengeance is better served cold: the teacher better count their days

mom: don't start anything now

rich mom: I assume some people are done already

mom: yes

mom: Albedo, Sucrose, Kewing, Xingqiu, Eula, Baal, Zhongli, Yae, Lisa, you, and me

thing 2: add me and ganyu

mom: ok

rich mom: I will look so you guys except xingqiu can go home

chalk: thank you

book nerd: this is homophobic

rich mom: you have another test now

book nerd: still

book horny: I'll open the library while you wait

book nerd: thank you

broke bitch: I'm done as well

chalk: I honestly thought you wouldn't take so long

broke bitch: I put my heart into that essay

sucrOwOse: it was about astrology right? Makes sense.

broke bitch: 2 whole pages

atheist: I wish I had that determination

rich mom: you guys can go home now

broke bitch: thank you

thing 2: you won't wait for scaramouche?

broke bitch: hell no

broke bitch: he's already leaving with Baal do you know how hard it is to be in the same car as those two

thing 2: got it

tired: keqing do you want a drive?

atheist: of course

shakespeare: I have finished

book nerd: come to the library

shakespeare: very well

short bastard: that test was a bitch

mommy: if only you weren't a flat earther :(

short bastard: if only you knew how to cook :(

peepaw: are all the seniors done?

baal simp 1: yes

mom: im pretty sure

real gay pirate: done :)

ginger manwhore: me too

fake gay pirate: yeah

probably a vampire: same

party pooper: how did you guys finish at the same time?

probably a vampire: mind your business

peepaw: venti is crying

short edgy dude: expected honestly

ice cream nerd: done

rock n roll: same

food nerd: just in time for our break

book nerd: library

rock n roll: finally

food nerd: now our next test

walnut: god fucking dammit

the power of christ compels you: good luck!

unlucky: how do I explain this to you?

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