Venti's personally made hellh...

By dogsname25

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Venti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3) More

The Start of Hell
childe slander ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Can hell get any worse? Yes
Context!
Kaeya is gay and mentally ill (what's new)
Zhongli just fucking died can we get an f in the chat
Kaeya is horny
Keqing is angry
Kazuha's friend fucking dies
Xingqiu supremacy
Festival except not because I suck at world building
Everyone is drunk and mentally unstable
Enemies to lovers but they're still enemies
Birth control
Happy Pride Month
Birth control pt 2
death is but a temporary state in this world
birth control pt 3
Brothers Reconciled?? (100% real no clickbait)
Just a Ton of Bullshit
Cults (and milfs)
Another House Party (BAD END)
Gay people don't die
Just one big mess
Scaramouche fucking dies
Venti (derogatory)
Inazuma gang is here
Weed (and murder)
Pluto isn't a planet
I believe in poly ships supremacy
Murata best archon
Having a blast during amber's birthday
Idk what to name this
Studying
Exams suck
Ending the year with a blast
Just a bunch of poop
Baals in yo mouth
hiiiii

Late night minecraft

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tone deaf dj: Xiao <3

tone deaf dj: love of my life

tone deaf dj: dear

tone deaf dj: beloved

tone deaf dj: honey

tone deaf dj: XIAO

tone deaf dj: WAKE UP

short bastard: SHUT THE FUCK UP

mommy: SHUT UP

sexy: OMG GO TO SLEEP YOU MIDGET BITCH

party pooper: SHUT UP

book horny: venti do you want to die or die

atheist: SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP

thing 1: they all responded at the same time

short edgy dude: its 2am what do you want

tone deaf dj: minecraft

tone deaf dj: join the server im bored

short edgy dude: no

tone deaf dj: do it

tone deaf dj: xiao

tone deaf dj: xiao don't go back to sleep

tone deaf dj: sleep is for losers

tone deaf dj: xiao

tone deaf dj: respond

tone deaf dj: lets play minecraftas

tone deaf dj: xiao :(

mommy: @short edgy dude

mommy: play with him before I kill someone

mommy: I want to sleep

short edgy dude: I don't care

tone deaf dj: Baal play with me <3

mommy: die <3

peepaw: what is minecraft?

walnut: you don't know what minecraft is??

mommy: is that stupid game with cubes and stuff

Yae: "stupid" but you have a 5 year old world with seven dogs

mommy: shut up

tone deaf dj: lets play

tone deaf dj: im bored

fake gay pirate: I can play

ginger manwhore: me too

probably a vampire: fuck it why not

real gay pirate: @rich mom lets play

rich mom: im studying right now

real gay pirate: please 🥺

rich mom: ok

tired: I will join too

atheist: x2

walnut: me too

caso cerrado: x3

bunny arson: x4

vengeance is better served cold: x5

mom: me too then

book horny: if jean plays I play

peepaw: ganyu is teaching me how to play

tired: yep!

Yae: @mommy babe lets play <3

Sara: babe?

Yae: <3

mommy: ok ig

Sara: then I play too

*tone deaf dj changed Yae's name to 'Baal
simp 1'*

*tone deaf dj changed Sara's name to 'Baal simp 2'*

Baal simp 1: oh

mommy: what

Sayu: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP

fake gay pirate: add albedo and sucrose to the list

thing 2: me and aether too

Sayu: SHUT UPPLP

mom: its ok let's just move to the chat in the game

*minecraft chat*

Xx_Barbatos_xX: ok zhongli do you know
how to move

Zhongli: yes

Zhingli: thank you Ganyu for teaching me

Best.Qillin: You're welcome

Alatus.Yashka: I forgot how much I hate
this name

Xx_Barbatos_xX: I think its cool

Alatus.Yashka: I don't

Baal: venti stop stealing my wood

Sara: I can give you some of mine

Yae: let's build a house and live together <3

Baal: ok

Scaramouche: Mona keeps stealing my
wood

Mona_Megistus: sounds like a you problem

Xx_Barbatos_xX: bro how did you guys get
in

Xingqiu: Hu Tao shared the server to us

Chongyun: yes

Xiangling: WHY ARE THE PIGS SO FAST

Yanfei: we just started you don't need food

Xiangling: fuck you I do what I want

Zhongli: what is this green animal

*Zhongli got blown up by a creeper*

Xx_Barbatos_xX: R.I.P. ig

*Bennett_da_bouken hit the ground too hard*

Razor: Bennett dead

Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: this is Oz, I will be translating for fischl

Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: Bennett fell off a cliff

Keqing: how does he die so fast

Icelord69: Hey diluc come here

Firelord70: what do you want

*Firelord70 was slain by Icelord69*

Firelord70: die

Icelord69: ha

Dandelion_knight: aww you guys have matching names

Firelord70: we made them during 5th grade

Dandelion_knight: Lisa where are you

Electric.mage: looking for flowers

Electric.mage: Im making us a house <3

Xx_Barbatos_xX: I FOUND DIAMONDS

*Xx_Barbatos_xX tried to swim in lava*

Alatus.Yashka: WHY DID YOU DO THAT

Xx_Barbatos_xX: I forgot we can't glide

Yae: I finished our house <3

Zhongli: it looks very nice Yae

Yae: thank you <3

Best.Qillin: Keqing where are you

Keqing: I found a village

Keqing: me and Ningguang are scamming
the villagers off their living

arson_funerary: I made flint and steel

Yanfei: don't burn anything yet

Yanfei: anyone have obsidian?

Yourfavoriteoutrider: Eula has some I think

Icy.Vengeance: I do

Yanfei: we're going to the nether

Icelord69: how are you guys so fast

Scaramouche: I would be faster if Mona
didn't steal everything from me

Mona: ha

Ningguang: what do you do with emeralds

Crux_Captain69: sell them for stuff

Best.Qillin: how much do you have?

Ningguang: 5 stacks

Xx.Barbatos.xX: wtf we just started

Keqing: we are masters of our trade

*Aether was slain by Lumine*

437h3r: what the fuck

7um1n3: you stole my diamonds

437h3r: I FOUND THEM

7um1n3: well i took them first

Yanfei: Hu Tao stop burning everything

arson_funerary: no~

Bennett_da_bouken: guys I got lost

Icy.Vengeance: what is going on

Xiangling: we just got to the nether fortress

Yourfavoriteoutrider: guys we didn't even
start half an hour ago

Crux_captain69: Babe I got you diamonds

Ningguang: :)

Ningguang: I'm building my house in the sky

Alatus.Yashka: why

Ningguang: because I want to

Zhongli: how do i get a dog like Baal

Xx_Barbatos_xX: hit it :)

Sara: no

*Wolf was slain by Zhongli*

Zhongli: I don't think I was supposed to do
that

Baal: no shit

Baal: my dog

*Xx_Barbatos_xX was slain by Baal*

*Zhongli was slain by Baal*

Zhongli: my apologies

Xx_Barbatos_xX: Xiao why didn't you defend me

Alatus.Yashka: why would I ever

Xx_Barbatos_xX: so mean

*Bennett_da_bouken tried to swim in lava*

Razor: Bennett :(

Bennett: :(

Zhongli: where is Hu Tao

arson_funerary: burning down Venti's house

Baal: good

Ayaka: I finally joined!

*Ayaka burned to death*

Ayaka: :(

Yoimiya: who is burning everything

Yanfei: Hu Tao

arson_funerary: dw im in the nether now

arson_funerary: look at these funky little dudes

*arson_funerary was slain by a Piglin*

arson_funerary: I left my diamond sword :(

Yoimiya: I'll get it for you!

*Yoimiya was slain by a Piglin*

Yanfei: leave it to me

Yoimiya: I thought they were friendly :(

Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: Bennett why are your hearts always so low

Bennett_da_bouken: idk

Xx_Barbatos_xX: Yae can I live in your mansion

Baal: no

Sara: no

Yae: no

Yae: Baal come to the forest

Baal: ok?

Yae: its a fox

Baal: oh

Baal: how do you tame it

Sara: steal it

Yanfei: we got blaze rods :)

Xinyan: I just finished collecting the eyes

Scaramouche: wait wtf

Scaramouche: its been like 30 minutes

Xiangling: we are gonna fight the dragon

Thoma: let me join

Bennett: me too!

Sucrose: me as well

Sucrose: I have some horses to make it easier

Xinyan: we love you sucrose

Icelord69: where is albedo?

Albedo: I am making potions

Albedo: do you need one?

Icelord69: no but thanks

Icelord69: don't give any to diluc

Firelord70: fuck you

Albedo: ok?

Dandelion_knight: Lisa that is a lovely house

Electric.mage: for us <3

*Bennett_da_bouken was slain by a zombie*

Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: Bennett stop dying

Razor: where fischl

Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: mining with mona

Yanfei: WE FOUND THE STRONGHOLD

Xx_Barbatos_xX: what the fuck

Zhongli: Childe hasn't talked

Tartaglia: I just need you to talk to <3

Zhongli: why does Baal have a fox

Alatus.Yashka: she has a whole zoo

Sara: got a problem?

Xx_Barbatos_xX: not you defending your girlfriend

Baal: I named a dog after you

Xx_Barbatos_xX: I don't know wether to be honored or offended

Yae: both

Tartaglia: hey Lumine come here

*Tartaglia was slain by Lumine*

Tartaglia: FUCK YOU I HAD DIAMONDS

7um1n3: you were gonna kill me anyways

Tartaglia: No I wanted to show you my deck for fishing:(

7um1n3: oops

Xiangling: we are in the end already

Xingqiu: lets go my lieges

999Exorcist999: lets go

Xinyan: Ender dragon is gonna get destroyed

Yanfei: lets goo

arson_funerary: no one can stop us

*Bennett_da_bouken died*

*Xingqiu died*

*999Exorcist999 died*

*Xiangling died*

*Xinyan died*

*Yanfei died*

*arson_funerary died*

*Yoimiya died*

*Ayaka died*

Thoma: not me carrying

*Thoma died*

Yanfei: well

Xiangling: only sucrose left

Gorou: who started a raid

Kazuha: sorry

Gorou: where is Kokomi

Xx_Barbatos_xX: when did you people join

Kokomi: I want a trident

Kokomi: I am in the ocean

Gorou: come back

Gorou: what is that weird villager thing

*Gorou was slain by Pillager*

Kazuha: is that a fucking bull

*Kazuha was slain by Ravager*

Kazuha: welp

Crux_captain: you did your best

*Sucrose won the achievement: The End*

Albedo: what the fuck

Icelord69: good job!

Xiangling: how

Sucrose: I have played this game for a while now :)

7um1n3: sucrose >>>

Xinyan: we love you

Sucrose: thank you

Xx_Barbatos_xX: im hungry

Alatus.Yashka: I have porkchops

Xx_Barbatos_xX: no but in the real world

Xiangling: 3am McDonald's??

Xx_Barbatos_xX: yes

Icelord69: see you guys there

*Venti's personally made hellhole*

real gay pirate: love how the name still hasn't changed

*tone deaf dj changed Kokomi's name to 'communist mermaid'*

communist mermaid: ?

*tone deaf dj changed Gorou's name to 'what does the fox say'

tone deaf dj: that's everyone I think

tone deaf dj: Xiao tell your dad to take us to McDonald's please

short edgy dude: my dad?

tone deaf dj: zhongli

peepaw: alright

tone deaf dj: Yay :D

short edgy dude: are you ok

tone deaf dj: no I haven't slept in two weeks

the power of christ compels you: what were you guys doing?

tone deaf dj: playing minecraft

the power of christ compels you: at 3am?

mom: yes, I didn't want to wake you up to play

the power of christ compels you: its alright

maid on steroids: you guys should sleep though

Sayu: yes please

walnut: sleep is for the weak

walnut: guys

walnut: wake up

walnut: yanfeii

walnut: yoimiya?

walnut: zhongli

walnut: did you guys go to sleep

walnut: fuck you guys

sexy: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY

walnut: this is why childe is the best harbinger

ginger manwhore: :)

walnut: :)

Yanfei: sleep

NAME GUIDE:

Xx_Barbatos_xX - Venti

Alatus.Yashka - Xiao

Icy.Vengeance - Eula

Yourfavoriteoutrider - Amber

Dandelion_knight - Jean

Electric.mage - Lisa

Icelord69 - Kaeya

Icelord70 - Diluc

arson_funerary - Hu Tao

Best.Qillin - Ganyu

7um1n3 - Lumine

437h3r - Aether

Bennett_da_bouken - Bennett

Crux_captain69 - Beidou

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