tone deaf dj: Xiao <3
tone deaf dj: love of my life
tone deaf dj: dear
tone deaf dj: beloved
tone deaf dj: honey
tone deaf dj: XIAO
tone deaf dj: WAKE UP
short bastard: SHUT THE FUCK UP
mommy: SHUT UP
sexy: OMG GO TO SLEEP YOU MIDGET BITCH
party pooper: SHUT UP
book horny: venti do you want to die or die
atheist: SOME PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO SLEEP
thing 1: they all responded at the same time
short edgy dude: its 2am what do you want
tone deaf dj: minecraft
tone deaf dj: join the server im bored
short edgy dude: no
tone deaf dj: do it
tone deaf dj: xiao
tone deaf dj: xiao don't go back to sleep
tone deaf dj: sleep is for losers
tone deaf dj: xiao
tone deaf dj: respond
tone deaf dj: lets play minecraftas
tone deaf dj: xiao :(
mommy: @short edgy dude
mommy: play with him before I kill someone
mommy: I want to sleep
short edgy dude: I don't care
tone deaf dj: Baal play with me <3
mommy: die <3
peepaw: what is minecraft?
walnut: you don't know what minecraft is??
mommy: is that stupid game with cubes and stuff
Yae: "stupid" but you have a 5 year old world with seven dogs
mommy: shut up
tone deaf dj: lets play
tone deaf dj: im bored
fake gay pirate: I can play
ginger manwhore: me too
probably a vampire: fuck it why not
real gay pirate: @rich mom lets play
rich mom: im studying right now
real gay pirate: please 🥺
rich mom: ok
tired: I will join too
atheist: x2
walnut: me too
caso cerrado: x3
bunny arson: x4
vengeance is better served cold: x5
mom: me too then
book horny: if jean plays I play
peepaw: ganyu is teaching me how to play
tired: yep!
Yae: @mommy babe lets play <3
Sara: babe?
Yae: <3
mommy: ok ig
Sara: then I play too
*tone deaf dj changed Yae's name to 'Baal
simp 1'*
*tone deaf dj changed Sara's name to 'Baal simp 2'*
Baal simp 1: oh
mommy: what
Sayu: SHUT UP IM TRYING TO SLEEP
fake gay pirate: add albedo and sucrose to the list
thing 2: me and aether too
Sayu: SHUT UPPLP
mom: its ok let's just move to the chat in the game
*minecraft chat*
Xx_Barbatos_xX: ok zhongli do you know
how to move
Zhongli: yes
Zhingli: thank you Ganyu for teaching me
Best.Qillin: You're welcome
Alatus.Yashka: I forgot how much I hate
this name
Xx_Barbatos_xX: I think its cool
Alatus.Yashka: I don't
Baal: venti stop stealing my wood
Sara: I can give you some of mine
Yae: let's build a house and live together <3
Baal: ok
Scaramouche: Mona keeps stealing my
wood
Mona_Megistus: sounds like a you problem
Xx_Barbatos_xX: bro how did you guys get
in
Xingqiu: Hu Tao shared the server to us
Chongyun: yes
Xiangling: WHY ARE THE PIGS SO FAST
Yanfei: we just started you don't need food
Xiangling: fuck you I do what I want
Zhongli: what is this green animal
*Zhongli got blown up by a creeper*
Xx_Barbatos_xX: R.I.P. ig
*Bennett_da_bouken hit the ground too hard*
Razor: Bennett dead
Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: this is Oz, I will be translating for fischl
Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: Bennett fell off a cliff
Keqing: how does he die so fast
Icelord69: Hey diluc come here
Firelord70: what do you want
*Firelord70 was slain by Icelord69*
Firelord70: die
Icelord69: ha
Dandelion_knight: aww you guys have matching names
Firelord70: we made them during 5th grade
Dandelion_knight: Lisa where are you
Electric.mage: looking for flowers
Electric.mage: Im making us a house <3
Xx_Barbatos_xX: I FOUND DIAMONDS
*Xx_Barbatos_xX tried to swim in lava*
Alatus.Yashka: WHY DID YOU DO THAT
Xx_Barbatos_xX: I forgot we can't glide
Yae: I finished our house <3
Zhongli: it looks very nice Yae
Yae: thank you <3
Best.Qillin: Keqing where are you
Keqing: I found a village
Keqing: me and Ningguang are scamming
the villagers off their living
arson_funerary: I made flint and steel
Yanfei: don't burn anything yet
Yanfei: anyone have obsidian?
Yourfavoriteoutrider: Eula has some I think
Icy.Vengeance: I do
Yanfei: we're going to the nether
Icelord69: how are you guys so fast
Scaramouche: I would be faster if Mona
didn't steal everything from me
Mona: ha
Ningguang: what do you do with emeralds
Crux_Captain69: sell them for stuff
Best.Qillin: how much do you have?
Ningguang: 5 stacks
Xx.Barbatos.xX: wtf we just started
Keqing: we are masters of our trade
*Aether was slain by Lumine*
437h3r: what the fuck
7um1n3: you stole my diamonds
437h3r: I FOUND THEM
7um1n3: well i took them first
Yanfei: Hu Tao stop burning everything
arson_funerary: no~
Bennett_da_bouken: guys I got lost
Icy.Vengeance: what is going on
Xiangling: we just got to the nether fortress
Yourfavoriteoutrider: guys we didn't even
start half an hour ago
Crux_captain69: Babe I got you diamonds
Ningguang: :)
Ningguang: I'm building my house in the sky
Alatus.Yashka: why
Ningguang: because I want to
Zhongli: how do i get a dog like Baal
Xx_Barbatos_xX: hit it :)
Sara: no
*Wolf was slain by Zhongli*
Zhongli: I don't think I was supposed to do
that
Baal: no shit
Baal: my dog
*Xx_Barbatos_xX was slain by Baal*
*Zhongli was slain by Baal*
Zhongli: my apologies
Xx_Barbatos_xX: Xiao why didn't you defend me
Alatus.Yashka: why would I ever
Xx_Barbatos_xX: so mean
*Bennett_da_bouken tried to swim in lava*
Razor: Bennett :(
Bennett: :(
Zhongli: where is Hu Tao
arson_funerary: burning down Venti's house
Baal: good
Ayaka: I finally joined!
*Ayaka burned to death*
Ayaka: :(
Yoimiya: who is burning everything
Yanfei: Hu Tao
arson_funerary: dw im in the nether now
arson_funerary: look at these funky little dudes
*arson_funerary was slain by a Piglin*
arson_funerary: I left my diamond sword :(
Yoimiya: I'll get it for you!
*Yoimiya was slain by a Piglin*
Yanfei: leave it to me
Yoimiya: I thought they were friendly :(
Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: Bennett why are your hearts always so low
Bennett_da_bouken: idk
Xx_Barbatos_xX: Yae can I live in your mansion
Baal: no
Sara: no
Yae: no
Yae: Baal come to the forest
Baal: ok?
Yae: its a fox
Baal: oh
Baal: how do you tame it
Sara: steal it
Yanfei: we got blaze rods :)
Xinyan: I just finished collecting the eyes
Scaramouche: wait wtf
Scaramouche: its been like 30 minutes
Xiangling: we are gonna fight the dragon
Thoma: let me join
Bennett: me too!
Sucrose: me as well
Sucrose: I have some horses to make it easier
Xinyan: we love you sucrose
Icelord69: where is albedo?
Albedo: I am making potions
Albedo: do you need one?
Icelord69: no but thanks
Icelord69: don't give any to diluc
Firelord70: fuck you
Albedo: ok?
Dandelion_knight: Lisa that is a lovely house
Electric.mage: for us <3
*Bennett_da_bouken was slain by a zombie*
Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: Bennett stop dying
Razor: where fischl
Fischl.von.Luftschloss.Narfidort: mining with mona
Yanfei: WE FOUND THE STRONGHOLD
Xx_Barbatos_xX: what the fuck
Zhongli: Childe hasn't talked
Tartaglia: I just need you to talk to <3
Zhongli: why does Baal have a fox
Alatus.Yashka: she has a whole zoo
Sara: got a problem?
Xx_Barbatos_xX: not you defending your girlfriend
Baal: I named a dog after you
Xx_Barbatos_xX: I don't know wether to be honored or offended
Yae: both
Tartaglia: hey Lumine come here
*Tartaglia was slain by Lumine*
Tartaglia: FUCK YOU I HAD DIAMONDS
7um1n3: you were gonna kill me anyways
Tartaglia: No I wanted to show you my deck for fishing:(
7um1n3: oops
Xiangling: we are in the end already
Xingqiu: lets go my lieges
999Exorcist999: lets go
Xinyan: Ender dragon is gonna get destroyed
Yanfei: lets goo
arson_funerary: no one can stop us
*Bennett_da_bouken died*
*Xingqiu died*
*999Exorcist999 died*
*Xiangling died*
*Xinyan died*
*Yanfei died*
*arson_funerary died*
*Yoimiya died*
*Ayaka died*
Thoma: not me carrying
*Thoma died*
Yanfei: well
Xiangling: only sucrose left
Gorou: who started a raid
Kazuha: sorry
Gorou: where is Kokomi
Xx_Barbatos_xX: when did you people join
Kokomi: I want a trident
Kokomi: I am in the ocean
Gorou: come back
Gorou: what is that weird villager thing
*Gorou was slain by Pillager*
Kazuha: is that a fucking bull
*Kazuha was slain by Ravager*
Kazuha: welp
Crux_captain: you did your best
*Sucrose won the achievement: The End*
Albedo: what the fuck
Icelord69: good job!
Xiangling: how
Sucrose: I have played this game for a while now :)
7um1n3: sucrose >>>
Xinyan: we love you
Sucrose: thank you
Xx_Barbatos_xX: im hungry
Alatus.Yashka: I have porkchops
Xx_Barbatos_xX: no but in the real world
Xiangling: 3am McDonald's??
Xx_Barbatos_xX: yes
Icelord69: see you guys there
*Venti's personally made hellhole*
real gay pirate: love how the name still hasn't changed
*tone deaf dj changed Kokomi's name to 'communist mermaid'*
communist mermaid: ?
*tone deaf dj changed Gorou's name to 'what does the fox say'
tone deaf dj: that's everyone I think
tone deaf dj: Xiao tell your dad to take us to McDonald's please
short edgy dude: my dad?
tone deaf dj: zhongli
peepaw: alright
tone deaf dj: Yay :D
short edgy dude: are you ok
tone deaf dj: no I haven't slept in two weeks
the power of christ compels you: what were you guys doing?
tone deaf dj: playing minecraft
the power of christ compels you: at 3am?
mom: yes, I didn't want to wake you up to play
the power of christ compels you: its alright
maid on steroids: you guys should sleep though
Sayu: yes please
walnut: sleep is for the weak
walnut: guys
walnut: wake up
walnut: yanfeii
walnut: yoimiya?
walnut: zhongli
walnut: did you guys go to sleep
walnut: fuck you guys
sexy: SHUT THE FUCK UP ALREADY
walnut: this is why childe is the best harbinger
ginger manwhore: :)
walnut: :)
Yanfei: sleep
NAME GUIDE:
Xx_Barbatos_xX - Venti
Alatus.Yashka - Xiao
Icy.Vengeance - Eula
Yourfavoriteoutrider - Amber
Dandelion_knight - Jean
Electric.mage - Lisa
Icelord69 - Kaeya
Icelord70 - Diluc
arson_funerary - Hu Tao
Best.Qillin - Ganyu
7um1n3 - Lumine
437h3r - Aether
Bennett_da_bouken - Bennett
Crux_captain69 - Beidou