tone deaf dj: HEY FUCKERS GUESS WHAT
*tone deaf dj added Ayaka and Yoimiya*
tone deaf dj: WELCOME TO HELL
Ayaka: Good morning
Ayaka: Who are you?
tone deaf dj: your god
all my friends are dead: im sorry
Ayaka: ?
all my friends are dead: I'm Kazuha by the way
Ayaka: got it
Ayaka: why am i here
Yoimiya: WHATS UP MOTHERFUCKERS WHAT'S POPPIN
walnut: WHAT'S GOOD HOMIE
party pooper: I feel another headache coming
Ayaka: How did you get my number?
tone deaf dj: fireworks girl gave it to me
Yoimiya: I thought it would be fun!
Ayaka: ok?
Ayaka: well then, nice to meet you all
shakespeare: greetings to the new arrivals
Jean: nice to meet you too
unlucky: hello!
probably a vampire: you'll regret this
short bastard: why the fuck are you here
broke bitch: ignore the angry midget
rich mom: my condolences
Ayaka: Why?
rich mom: you'll see
walnut: if I was born with a penis Im sure it would be 14 inches
Ayaka: oh
Yoimiya: mine would be 15 inches
walnut: my dick would be so big I'd need two chairs to fit my balls
Yoimiya: they'd have to invent a chair made exclusively for dn
Ayaka: dn?
Yoimiya: DEEZ NUTS
walnut: DEEZ NUTS
party pooper: how did they reply at the same time
peepaw: there's two of them now
Yoimiya: we must be soulmates
walnut: platonic soulmates
walnut: I have a girlfriend
caso cerrado: <3
Yoimiya: I have a girlfriend too
Ayaka: Really? Who?
Yoimiya: Joe
Ayaka: Who's Joe?
Yoimiya: JOE MOMMA
Ayaka: My mom is dead?
Yoimiya: sorry
mom: bless her
Yoimiya: mom???
mom: no I'm Jean
mom: I'm in the senior class
Yoimiya: oohh the class president
Yoimiya: isn't it cool they named pants after you?
walnut: I was going to ask the same question
caso cerrado: Tao no
Ayaka: that's not how it works
Yoimiya: it isn't?
short bastard: are you stupid
Yoimiya: your name reminds me of one kid in my other school
Yoimiya: he got expelled after getting into a fight
broke bitch: lmfao
Ayaka: Scaramouche?
Yoimiya: yeah the short angry one
broke bitch: I'm fucking dying right now
ginger manwhore: I love her already
Yoimiya: sorry but I'm not interested in men
Yoimiya: or gingers
short bastard: its me, Scaramouche
Yoimiya: oh
Ayaka: oh
Yoimiya: Told you he reminded me of someone!
Yoimiya: you also remind me of candace
short bastard: who the fuck is candice
walnut: :)
Yoimiya: :)
ginger manwhore: you're going to die
Yoimiya: CAN DEEZ NUTS FIT IN YO MOUTH 🤣🤣💯💯
short bastard: I will kill you
broke bitch: oop he left the class
mom: why is scaramouche power walking through the hall?
Yoimiya: finally a reason to leave class
walnut: need help?
caso cerrado: I'm joining
caso cerrado: Three pryos against an electro lmao
Yoimiya: hell yeah
Ayaka: I'm going as well
Ayaka: we never finished our last spar, after all
ginger manwhore: bruh
ginger manwhore: my man is gonna get bodied
walnut: lesbian army against Scaramouche go
Yoimiya: hey I'm the commander I give the orders
Yoimiya: beat him up girls
sexy: someone film
caso cerrado: I have an idea
caso cerrado: what if we put all our pyro energy into my catalyst
walnut: sounds like a great idea
chalk: that's a horrible idea
caso cerrado: HELP WE THREW A SHOT AT HIM AND HE JUST FUCKING PASSED OUT????
walnut: the hallway is gone tho
Ayaka: I didn't get to spar though, unfortunate
ginger manwhore: lets fight then girlie
Ayaka: perfect, please bring your sword
broke bitch: did scaramouche just fucking die
Yoimiya: we put all of our energy into Yanfei's catalyst and the man is dead and half the hallways is gone
walnut: maybe the treasure wasn't the fight, but the friends we made along the way
caso cerrado: true
Ayaka: I have to agree
probably a vampire: who was gonna tell me Childe is fighting someone again
ginger manwhore: I warn you, only one person has fought me and won
Ayaka: really? Who?
thing 2: me
Ayaka: May I know your name?
thing 2: Lumine :)
Ayaka: great, we're going to be good friends
Ayaka: Anyways, are you ready Childe?
ginger manwhore: I won't hold back
Ayaka: I wasn't planning on that
fake gay pirate: she brought a whole katana?!??@?!
probably a vampire: lmaoo Childe is gonna get his ass beat
tone deaf dj: let me bring my camera
mom: we should probably ban weapons from school
atheist: how else would we let out our anger then?
mom: therapy?
short edgy dude: denied
Yoimiya: GO AYAKA GO
probably a vampire: lmao Childe is going to die
caso cerrado: should we call an ambulance for scaramouche?
rich mom: you haven't???
walnut: no we drew something in his face tho
broke bitch: send pictures
Yoimiya: scaraisdead.jpg
broke bitch: lmao
Ayaka: that was fun
tone deaf dj: the ginger is fucking dead
probably a vampire: time to share this to the whole school
food nerd: math class is so fucking boring
book nerd: what did we miss
ice cream nerd: why did Hu Tao leave class??
walnut: we killed scaramouche
the power of christ compels you: not weird at all
probably a vampire: the new girl beat the shit out of Childe
book nerd: video?
fake gay pirate: childeisaloser.mp4
food nerd: lmao
book nerd: bruh
ice cream nerd: cryo supremacy
fake gay pirate: yup
probably a vampire: the best
vengeance is better served cold: cryo >>>>
Ayaka: I think any vision has potential
book nerd: oh no a sane person
tone deaf dj: disgusting
food nerd: functional members of society shall die
bunny arson: she won't be sane for long
Ayaka: ?
all my friends are dead: you'll see
walnut: nah arson is better
Yoimiya: ARSON SUPREMACY
caso cerrado: I do not support arson but pyro is the best obviously
bunny arson: mhm
unlucky: ^^
food nerd: nobody is doing it like us
rock n roll: right
party pooper: we are obviously the best
tone deaf dj: nah anemo is better
walnut: lmao no
tone deaf dj: tell her guys
tone deaf dj: guys??
tone deaf dj: Xiao?
tone deaf dj: Jean?
tone deaf dj: Sucrose???
tone deaf dj: Kazuha?????
tone deaf dj: damn
real gay pirate: electro solos you and your mom
shakespeare: indeed
atheist: the truth
furry: ye s
book horny: sexy people use electro
tone deaf dj: fuck you guys
rich mom: what happened to the fucking hallway
*Hu Tao created a group*
*Hu Tao added Yanfei, Yoimiya, and Ayaka*
Hu Tao: what do we say
Ayaka: you should probably turn yourselves in
caso cerrado: its the right thing to do
Yoimiya: but that's boring
walnut: what she said
caso cerrado: if you say Scaramouche started it, we get a lighter sentence
walnut: good idea
Ayaka: so we're still blaming him
caso cerrado: yeah but in a legal way
*Harbingers*
Tsaritsa: did two of you hoes get beat up on the same day
la signora: lmao they really did
ll dottore: does this make me the favorite now?
Tsaritsa: no
Il dottore: 😐
la signora: childeisaloser.mp4
Tsaritsa: pathetic
ll dottore: can I send this to snezhnaya?
la signora: that will destroy him
la signora: do it
ll dottore: already did it
la signora: good
*girlboss*
Ningguang: @Tsaritsa keep your dogs in check
Ningguang: now I have to pay for a new fucking hallway
Tsaritsa: sorry
Tsaritsa: except I'm not sorry
Jean: why is the video of Childe getting beat up going viral?
Baal: someone probably leaked it
Jean: are we going to do anything about it?
Ningguang: no
Baal: no
Tsaritsa: no
Baal: it was a pleasure speaking to you all
Tsaritsa: it wasn't
*venti's personally made hellhole*
short bastard: why did I just wake up to debt
broke bitch: welcome to the club
Ayaka: sorry, I can help pay it if you want
short bastard: no ew
short bastard: I don't need your help
Yoimiya: Ok then!
walnut: another successful day of committing crimes
caso cerrado: legal crimes
Ayaka: how would that work?
caso cerrado: you'll learn soon
Yoimiya: sounds fun!
Yoimiya: this whole group is fun!
mom: one day here and she already blew up a hallway
thing 1: she fit in surprisingly fast
Ayaka: is this a normal occurrence for you guys?
rich mom: sadly, yes
Ayaka: interesting
Ayaka: Scaramouche still owes me a spar
short bastard: hell no
short bastard: even I know my limits
broke bitch: you took on three pryos I don't think you do
short bastard: fuck off
sucrOwOse: the laboratory fucking blew up and it wasn't my fault this time
fake gay pirate: omg sucrose said fuck
sucrOwOse: I am upset
walnut: IT WAS SCARAMOUCHE
chalk: really?
caso cerrado: yeah totally
chalk: thanks for letting me know
broke bitch: don't kill him
broke bitch: we still need to marry to carry out my plan
short bastard: what plan?
broke bitch: only the stars will tell
short bastard: what the fuck
broke bitch: ✨✨
chalk: ok I will spare him
ginger manwhore: that was embarrassing
fake gay pirate: 💀
Ayaka: you woke up?
Ayaka: want to go again?
ginger manwhore: no I want to live
Ayaka: oh
Ayaka: a friends of mine is always ready for a second spar
Ayaka: so I thought you would as well
ginger manwhore: lets go then
peepaw: you shouldn't
probably a vampire: is he dumb
book nerd: probably
unlucky: my locker blew up
walnut: sucks to be you ig
Yoimiya: I can make a fireworks show to compensate!
unlucky: that sounds fun!
atheist: I just came out of class and why the fuck is a hallway missing and childe getting beat up
atheist: are those fucking fireworks?
tired: they really are
atheist: its 2 in the afternoon
Ayaka: Yoimiya, I think it would be better to wait until later
Yoimiya: I guess you're right
real gay pirate: we can go to my house
party pooper: no. I am not doing this again
Ayaka: I think a park is better
Yoimiya: then its settled!
Yoimiya: firework show at 7pm. DON'T MISS IT
party pooper: this is gonna go terribly wrong
tone deaf dj: when doesn't it go terribly wrong?
walnut: that's what makes it fun