tone deaf dj: just broke my 5 hour record of being sober
tone deaf dj: going for 8 hours now
short edgy dude: literally no one cares
tone deaf dj: you love me ❤
short edgy dude: keep dreaming
fake gay pirate: why the hostility
fake gay pirate: we should support each other
short edgy dude: I hope you die a horrible death
book horny: ignoring the men
rich mom: as we should
book horny: does anyone else feel like going shopping?
mom: not really but it sounds fun
peepaw: I can come as well
walnut: with what money
caso cerrado: I think we all know who's money
ginger manwhore: my bank account is big enough for anything dw
fake gay pirate: and what else is big 😏
ginger manwhore: find out 😏
caso cerrado: men (derogatory)
ginger manwhore: you're just jealous
fake gay pirate: jealous of our humongous dicks
rich mom: please stop
walnut: I will go I need to buy decorations for a funeral
caso cerrado: im going with you then
book horny: anyone else?
broke bitch: me and scara
sexy: "scara"
ginger manwhore: lmao
short bastard: I didn't agree to this
broke bitch: Im showing THAT picture to your inazuma friends if you don't pay for me
short bastard: fine I'll go
sexy: what's THAT picture
short bastard: none of your business
ginger manwhore: mona I'm paying anything you want for a whole year if you send me that picture
broke bitch: I'll think about it
short bastard: I'll kill you
tone deaf dj: wait
tone deaf dj: give me 5 days
ginger manwhore: what
short bastard: don't you dare
tone deaf dj: >:)
book nerd: who can take me?
ice cream nerd: x2
food nerd: x3
rock n roll: x4
real gay pirate: I can take you!
rich mom: we are already three in your car though?
real gay pirate: they'll fit
all my friends are dead: trust her
rich mom: ok?
book nerd: we are in Xiangling's family restaurant
real gay pirate: I'll pick you up there
rock n roll: great
rich mom: at what hour?
mom: anything after 3pm is fine for me
ginger manwhore: I can't go at that time
book horny: we don't care
ginger manwhore:😐
tone deaf dj: someone pick me up from the hospital
short edgy dude: I'll go
tone deaf dj: I knew you loved me <3
short edgy dude: keep that up and you'll need 3 more weeks at the hospital
chalk: me, sucrose, and kaeya are going together a bit later
mom: sounds great then
vengeance is better served cold: isn't this group a bit too big?
mom: it'll be fine
thing 1: this is gonna go horribly wrong
thing 2: when was the last time something didn't go horribly wrong?
thing 1: you're right
thing 2: I always am
thing 2: i'm not leaving the abyss by the way
thing 1: son of a bitch
*a few hours later*
food need: Beidou where the fuck are you
book nerd: you wouldn't dare lie to us, would you?
mom: they are not here with us at the mall either
real gay pirate: sorry we got pulled over three times
all my friends are dead: how did you even get a license
real gay pirate: hey I only almost killed like two people
sucrOwOse: that's concerning
chalk: anything they do is concerning
fake gay pirate: why are you excluding yourself?
chalk: im not concerning
sucrOwOse: te be fair, we did blow up a lab multiple times
fake gay pirate: at least sucrose is honest
sucrOwOse: I wouldn't dare lie!
thing 2: we love you sucrose
the power of christ compels you: the only pure member of this gc
bunny arson: and noelle
vengeance is better served cold: I didn't see her today, actually
bunny arson: me neither
thing 2: x2
thing 1: same
the power of christ compels you: i'm actually with her right now!
mom: alone?
the power of christ compels you: yes?
book horny: oh
book nerd: oh
ice cream nerd: oh
food nerd: oh
fake gay pirate: 👀
walnut: I see
tone deaf dj: interesting
the power of christ compels you: we had a sleepover?
book horny: we know
probably a vampire: we know alright
the power of christ compels you: ok?
mom: ignore them
mom: are you and noelle coming?
the power of christ compels you: yeah we just need to change
party pooper: even barbara has a partner before kaeya
fake gay pirate: fuck you
chalk: kaeya don't text while driving
fake gay pirate: don't tell me what to do
party pooper: you're going to crash the car
fake gay pirate: worried about me?
vengeance is better served cold: if sucrose gets hurt im gonna tie you up to a ceiling fan and watch your body spin while hitting it with a bat like the fatherless piñata that you are
fake gay pirate: oddly specific
chalk: stop texting
fake gay pirate: no ❤
mom: you're gonna crash
fake gay pirate: I got a 90% on my driving exam dw
bunny arson: I don't think driving exams work like that
real gay pirate: lmao there's this guy on the highway that doesn't know how to drive properly
fake gay pirate: lmao someone here is driving even worse than me
real gay pirate: wait
fake gay pirate: wait
all my friends are dead: I enjoyed living
all my friends are dead: actually I did not
chalk: sorry Jean we won't get there
mom: what happened?
party pooper: wait im not third wheeling for the lesbians
fake gay pirate: sucks to be you
book nerd: Beidou?
real gay pirate: we just fucking crashed into each other lmao
book nerd: we still need someone to pick us up
fake gay pirate: oh yeah we're ok thanks for asking asshole
maid on steroids: im going right now!
food nerd: our savior
thing 1: is sucrose ok?
all my friends are dead: there were 6 people in that car crash and you only care about sucrose
thing 1: yeah mf
thing 1: is sucrose ok or not
chalk: yeah just having a small breakdown
rich mom: small?
chalk: you should've seen her when she had to order on her own at McDonald's
rich mom: is anyone hurt?
all my friends are dead: I just saw my life flash before my eyes
all my friends are dead: im ok
fake gay pirate: that was fun
rich mom: im gonna call my chauffeur
fake gay pirate: rich people are a menace to society
fake gay pirate: can you take us too?
rich mom: I'll take sucrose and albedo
fake gay pirate: thats homophobic
rich mom: I already have enough with beidou
sucrOwOse: thank you for taking us!
rich mom: no problem
fake gay pirate: the favoritism
chalk: you almost killed us all
fake gay pirate: details
fake gay pirate: when keqing kills someone she doesn't say anything
atheist: because im better than you
fake gay pirate: fuck off catgirl
atheist: I wish you hadn't survived the crash
short bastard: we all do
probably a vampire: yeah
mom: Diluc, can you go pick up Kaeya?
party pooper: no
party pooper: yes
fake gay pirate: I promise not to make any jokes on the way
party pooper: really?
fake gay pirate: no, but I like to think I would
party pooper: this is going to be hell
mom: please get here safe
real gay pirate: no promises
atheist: oh my fucking god
ginger manwhore: I thought you didn't believe in them?
atheist: fuck off
atheist: Xiao is fucking playing his emo music kill me
tired: we are only 15 minutes away from the mall just wait
atheist: im going to kill myself
atheist: this is why i hate emos
atheist: and venti is fucking drunk already what the fuck
party pooper: you get used to it
tired: we're almost there
tired: we're here
mom: where are you?
tired: we are heading to the food court
caso cerrado: we are there too look for us
tired: ok
book nerd: wait WE are in the food court
food nerd: where are you guys?
walnut: next to the game store?
the power of christ compels you: there's no game store here
walnut: what
caso cerrado: where are you guys
maid on steroids: Springvale Mall
walnut: we are in Quince Mall
mom: no guys we were supposed to gather in Windrise
real gay pirate: we are in Wuwang Mall????
chalk: what is going on
party pooper: does no one in this chat know how to follow directions
party pooper: I sent the location and everything
short edgy dude: I was driving I wasn't checking my phone
maid on steroids: me too!
rich mom: this was a bad idea
mom: guys lets just meet up at Windrise this time
short edgy dude: and don't get into any car crashes please
real gay pirate: we would never
tired: let's not even comment
atheist: a wise decision
book nerd: ok now we're here
maid on steroids: where are you?
party pooper: food court
food nerd: got it
atheist: finally
atheist: hanging out with you guys is hell
tone deaf dj: if you think this is hell, imagine when you die
atheist: what
tone deaf dj: being gay is a sin
short edgy dude: what the fuck are you on
mom: he's drunk
book horny: where should we go first?
broke bitch: bookstore?
broke bitch: I have an astrology book I would like
book nerd: good idea
tired: I don't think they're going to allow venti in
short bastard: dump him in a kid's play area or something
chalk: he's going to traumatize them
short bastard: who cares
short bastard: trauma makes you stronger
broke bitch: I have a book recommendation for you
short bastard: what
broke bitch: "the gift of therapy"
short bastard: 0/10 don't recommend
broke bitch: get help
food nerd: help Chongyun and Xingqiu are in a bookstore date
food nerd: I don't want to be third wheel
rock n roll: I'm here too
food nerd: that just means we're both thrid wheels
rock n roll: want to go eat?
food nerd: alone?
rock n roll: yeah
food nerd: good idea
book nerd: did they just fucking leave us alone?
ice cream nerd: we are literally right next to each other no need to text
short edgy dude: I think I just lost venti
party pooper: should've put him on a leash
the power of christ compels you: is bennet here?
mom: Yeah he's with razor and fischl
maid on steroids: they haven't texted here in a while
book horny: @unlucky
unlucky: why text if we are in the same place?
atheist: finally common sense
short edgy dude: have you seen venti?
shakespeare: we have not gotten any sight of him whatsoever
probably a vampire: he's probably in a place with alcohol crying
atheist: how do you lose an 18 year old
walnut: Xiao is too short there's not much he can see
atheist: true
short edgy dude: as soon as I find Venti you're dead
tired: good luck
mom: this trip was a mistake
rich mom: told you
mom: lets just go watch a movie or something
party pooper: horrible idea too
mom: what do you reccomend?
walnut: run
mom: ?
short edgy dude: I got venti
walnut: good
walnut: I tried to promote my business
walnut: security didn't like that
walnut: now I'm running
caso cerrado: you are unbelievable
walnut: that's why you love me ❤
all my friends are dead: let's just go home
peepaw: please
walnut: is your arthritis acting up?
peepaw: no Childe keeps buying things
ginger manwhore: anything for you ❤
peepaw: i'm going home for today
rich mom: same
real gay pirate: me too
food nerd: me too
maid on steroids: oh let me take you home
food nerd: if you weren't dating Barbara I would kiss you right now
the power of christ compels you: we aren't dating?
rock n roll: lies
party pooper: I am never doing this again with you guys
tone deaf dj: moths make their genitals vibrate to confuse bats
mom: what
book horny: what
thing 1: what
book nerd: what
maid on steroids: what
ice cream nerd: what
food nerd: what
sucrOwOse: I actually knew that
chalk: ????
rock n roll: what
rich mom: what
tired: what
atheist: what
real gay pirate: cool!
fake gay pirate: I wish I could do that
ginger manwhore: same
the power of christ compels you: what
party pooper: stop drinking
tone deaf dj: 😀