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By dogsname25

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Venti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3) More

The Start of Hell
childe slander ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Can hell get any worse? Yes
Context!
Kaeya is gay and mentally ill (what's new)
Zhongli just fucking died can we get an f in the chat
Kaeya is horny
Keqing is angry
Kazuha's friend fucking dies
Xingqiu supremacy
Festival except not because I suck at world building
Everyone is drunk and mentally unstable
Enemies to lovers but they're still enemies
Birth control
Happy Pride Month
Birth control pt 2
birth control pt 3
Brothers Reconciled?? (100% real no clickbait)
Just a Ton of Bullshit
Cults (and milfs)
Another House Party (BAD END)
Gay people don't die
Just one big mess
Scaramouche fucking dies
Venti (derogatory)
Inazuma gang is here
Weed (and murder)
Late night minecraft
Pluto isn't a planet
I believe in poly ships supremacy
Murata best archon
Having a blast during amber's birthday
Idk what to name this
Studying
Exams suck
Ending the year with a blast
Just a bunch of poop
Baals in yo mouth
hiiiii

death is but a temporary state in this world

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fake gay pirate: so we all didn't do the literature assignment

probably a vampire: yes

chalk: unfortunately, yes

broke bitch: sadly

short bastard: its all Childe's fault

sexy: ^^

ginger manwhore: what tf did I do???

vengeance is better served cold: so we all forgot?

probably a vampire: nah I just didn't want to do it

atheist: believable, coming from you

short edgy dude: what about the new guy

all my friends are dead: I did mine

atheist: me too

atheist: you guys are just inferior to us

tired: Keqing, you were doing yours at 4 am because you forgot

atheist: still did it

fake gay pirate: not you getting called out by your girlfriend

tired: at least she could confess properly

chalk: pfft

party pooper: ha

fake gay pirate: you two can shut up

all my friends are dead: I can help you guys with it if you want

chalk: how kind of you, thanks

fake gay pirate: stay away from my man

all my friends are dead: do you want help or not

probably a vampire: are you good at literature?

all my friends are dead: I am well versed in literature yes

real gay pirate: mf speaks in poetry

book nerd: good to see someone else interested in poetry

all my friends are dead: yes

food nerd: xingqiu we all know you just use your skills to write porn

book nerd: still skills

fake gay pirate: I still need help

all my friends are dead: we can meet at the library

broke bitch: finally someone from inazuma who isn't batshit insane

short bastard: fuck off

sexy: she's right

tone deaf dj: to be fair, the only one we know are kazuha, scaramouche, and baal

peepaw: I am surprised you haven't added baal yet

tone deaf dj: when I tried to get her number she broke my arm

party pooper: I should've done that too

rock n roll: #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss

ice cream nerd: is she a senior?

peepaw: yes, but she rarely attends classes

tone deaf dj: the first time she did, she saw me and looked like she was going to throw up

short edgy dude: a reasonable response

tone deaf dj: I thought we were friends

short edgy dude: no

Diona: you don't deserve friends, drunk

tone deaf dj: aren't you supposed to be sleeping

child: WE DO NOT SLEEP 🗣

Qiqi: Qiqi isn't tired

mom: children don't sleep at this hour Venti

short bastard: I can change that

mom: ?

short bastard: if you hit it hard enough it'll go to sleep

broke bitch: please see a psychologist

short bastard: no

fake gay pirate: lovers quarrel <3

short bastard: shut up

sexy: he's blushing

short bastard: shut up

sexy: really hard

short bastard: stop

broke bitch: aww

Qiqi: grown ups are weird
Iij

child: YES

Diona: and disgusting

short edgy dude: did you idiots forget about the assignment again

fake gay pirate: fuck

all my friends are dead: I'll be going to the library soon, so join me if you want

chalk: please don't bring alcohol again

probably a vampire: no promises

rich mom: you all have a problem

all my friends are dead: Kaeya

fake gay pirate: yes?

all my friends are dead: forget it

chalk: you get used to it

mom: what did he do?

broke bitch: he wrote an essay on homosexuality and intellectualism being related

book nerd: link?

thing 2: its obviously wrong

probably a vampire: yeah because Kaeya is gay as hell and stupid as fuck

fake gay pirate: I have my own genius thank you very much

chalk: you do not

book horny: ^^

fake gay pirate: my own friends don't believe in me

party pooper: who would

all my friends are dead: I thought we were having a productive conversation on literature but you betrayed me

real gay pirate: kaeya

rich mom: apologize

fake gay pirate: are you his moms or something

party pooper: at least he has a mom

vengeance is better served cold: Diluc is going in tonight

tone deaf dj: as he should

party pooper: shut up you just want to suck up to me to get wine

tone deaf dj: bruh

probably a vampire: I can proudly say I never liked kaeya ti begin with

fake gay pirate: wtf

fake gay pirate: is it because im gay

probably a vampire: no its because if you pin for albedo one more time i'm going to kill someone

tone deaf dj: yeah bro it's getting sad

book horny: at this point sucrose is gonna confess before you do

chalk: confess to who?

sucrOwOse: nobody!

fake gay pirate: yeah go back to work

chalk: ...okay?

sucrOwOse: thank you Kaeya

fake gay pirate: solidarity

fake gay pirate: sucrose is my only friend from now on

maid on steroids: why don't you just confess?

fake gay pirate: idk why aren't you dating barbara yet

maid on steroids: what

fake gay pirate: exactly

caso cerrado: has anyone seen Hu Tao?

book nerd: actually, no

peepaw: I haven't seen her either

walnut: skipping class

caso cerrado: you shouldn't do that

walnut: i'm following a child

walnut: they said they need help with a future dead body

mom: where are you?

walnut: at school

walnut: oh shit she's going to the seniors class

bunny arson: this has happened before..

tired: this is the third time

party pooper: thrid time of what gkgkekkrlrllfkfmrmellerm

walnut: he's down

mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER

walnut: I PICK UP DEAD BODIES NOT PREVENT THEM

caso cerrado: surely that kid has at least one lawsuit by now

Diona: Venti and Kaeya are next

peepaw: I'm afraid Venti escaped

fake gay pirate: yeah we both jumped out the window

tone deaf dj: what about Beidou and Rosaria

real gay pirate: bold of you to assume we were in class to start

fake gay pirate: SHIT WHY IS SHE SO FAST

tone deaf dj: HOW DID SHE FIND US

probably a vampire: R.I.P ig

fake gay pirate: WHY DOES IT HAVE A BOW

short bastard: omg just kick it

tone deaf dj: I ALREADY HAVE A WARRANT FOR KILLING A CHILD

short edgy dude: I'll go get it

rich mom: please do

Diona: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME

fake gay pirate: I HOPE HE DOES

fake gay pirate: VENTI JUST DIED

peepaw: surely he is fine

fake gay pirate: I DONT THINK HE SITNGMMRE

mom: kaeya?

book horny: did she get him too?

probably a vampire: sucks to be them

short edgy dude: got her

short edgy dude: where do I dispose of it

bunny arson: "it"

rich mom: leave her at the office I'll take care of it

the power of christ compels you: at least Bennett didn't get hurt this time

unlucky: ^^

mom: three times…

tired: three dead…

walnut: THREE COSTUMERS \(☆○☆)/

caso cerrado: Hu Tao

walnut: I'll call the ambulance

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