fake gay pirate: so we all didn't do the literature assignment
probably a vampire: yes
chalk: unfortunately, yes
broke bitch: sadly
short bastard: its all Childe's fault
sexy: ^^
ginger manwhore: what tf did I do???
vengeance is better served cold: so we all forgot?
probably a vampire: nah I just didn't want to do it
atheist: believable, coming from you
short edgy dude: what about the new guy
all my friends are dead: I did mine
atheist: me too
atheist: you guys are just inferior to us
tired: Keqing, you were doing yours at 4 am because you forgot
atheist: still did it
fake gay pirate: not you getting called out by your girlfriend
tired: at least she could confess properly
chalk: pfft
party pooper: ha
fake gay pirate: you two can shut up
all my friends are dead: I can help you guys with it if you want
chalk: how kind of you, thanks
fake gay pirate: stay away from my man
all my friends are dead: do you want help or not
probably a vampire: are you good at literature?
all my friends are dead: I am well versed in literature yes
real gay pirate: mf speaks in poetry
book nerd: good to see someone else interested in poetry
all my friends are dead: yes
food nerd: xingqiu we all know you just use your skills to write porn
book nerd: still skills
fake gay pirate: I still need help
all my friends are dead: we can meet at the library
broke bitch: finally someone from inazuma who isn't batshit insane
short bastard: fuck off
sexy: she's right
tone deaf dj: to be fair, the only one we know are kazuha, scaramouche, and baal
peepaw: I am surprised you haven't added baal yet
tone deaf dj: when I tried to get her number she broke my arm
party pooper: I should've done that too
rock n roll: #gaslightgatekeepgirlboss
ice cream nerd: is she a senior?
peepaw: yes, but she rarely attends classes
tone deaf dj: the first time she did, she saw me and looked like she was going to throw up
short edgy dude: a reasonable response
tone deaf dj: I thought we were friends
short edgy dude: no
Diona: you don't deserve friends, drunk
tone deaf dj: aren't you supposed to be sleeping
child: WE DO NOT SLEEP 🗣
Qiqi: Qiqi isn't tired
mom: children don't sleep at this hour Venti
short bastard: I can change that
mom: ?
short bastard: if you hit it hard enough it'll go to sleep
broke bitch: please see a psychologist
short bastard: no
fake gay pirate: lovers quarrel <3
short bastard: shut up
sexy: he's blushing
short bastard: shut up
sexy: really hard
short bastard: stop
broke bitch: aww
Qiqi: grown ups are weird
Iij
child: YES
Diona: and disgusting
short edgy dude: did you idiots forget about the assignment again
fake gay pirate: fuck
all my friends are dead: I'll be going to the library soon, so join me if you want
chalk: please don't bring alcohol again
probably a vampire: no promises
rich mom: you all have a problem
all my friends are dead: Kaeya
fake gay pirate: yes?
all my friends are dead: forget it
chalk: you get used to it
mom: what did he do?
broke bitch: he wrote an essay on homosexuality and intellectualism being related
book nerd: link?
thing 2: its obviously wrong
probably a vampire: yeah because Kaeya is gay as hell and stupid as fuck
fake gay pirate: I have my own genius thank you very much
chalk: you do not
book horny: ^^
fake gay pirate: my own friends don't believe in me
party pooper: who would
all my friends are dead: I thought we were having a productive conversation on literature but you betrayed me
real gay pirate: kaeya
rich mom: apologize
fake gay pirate: are you his moms or something
party pooper: at least he has a mom
vengeance is better served cold: Diluc is going in tonight
tone deaf dj: as he should
party pooper: shut up you just want to suck up to me to get wine
tone deaf dj: bruh
probably a vampire: I can proudly say I never liked kaeya ti begin with
fake gay pirate: wtf
fake gay pirate: is it because im gay
probably a vampire: no its because if you pin for albedo one more time i'm going to kill someone
tone deaf dj: yeah bro it's getting sad
book horny: at this point sucrose is gonna confess before you do
chalk: confess to who?
sucrOwOse: nobody!
fake gay pirate: yeah go back to work
chalk: ...okay?
sucrOwOse: thank you Kaeya
fake gay pirate: solidarity
fake gay pirate: sucrose is my only friend from now on
maid on steroids: why don't you just confess?
fake gay pirate: idk why aren't you dating barbara yet
maid on steroids: what
fake gay pirate: exactly
caso cerrado: has anyone seen Hu Tao?
book nerd: actually, no
peepaw: I haven't seen her either
walnut: skipping class
caso cerrado: you shouldn't do that
walnut: i'm following a child
walnut: they said they need help with a future dead body
mom: where are you?
walnut: at school
walnut: oh shit she's going to the seniors class
bunny arson: this has happened before..
tired: this is the third time
party pooper: thrid time of what gkgkekkrlrllfkfmrmellerm
walnut: he's down
mom: WHY DIDN'T YOU STOP HER
walnut: I PICK UP DEAD BODIES NOT PREVENT THEM
caso cerrado: surely that kid has at least one lawsuit by now
Diona: Venti and Kaeya are next
peepaw: I'm afraid Venti escaped
fake gay pirate: yeah we both jumped out the window
tone deaf dj: what about Beidou and Rosaria
real gay pirate: bold of you to assume we were in class to start
fake gay pirate: SHIT WHY IS SHE SO FAST
tone deaf dj: HOW DID SHE FIND US
probably a vampire: R.I.P ig
fake gay pirate: WHY DOES IT HAVE A BOW
short bastard: omg just kick it
tone deaf dj: I ALREADY HAVE A WARRANT FOR KILLING A CHILD
short edgy dude: I'll go get it
rich mom: please do
Diona: YOU'LL NEVER CATCH ME
fake gay pirate: I HOPE HE DOES
fake gay pirate: VENTI JUST DIED
peepaw: surely he is fine
fake gay pirate: I DONT THINK HE SITNGMMRE
mom: kaeya?
book horny: did she get him too?
probably a vampire: sucks to be them
short edgy dude: got her
short edgy dude: where do I dispose of it
bunny arson: "it"
rich mom: leave her at the office I'll take care of it
the power of christ compels you: at least Bennett didn't get hurt this time
unlucky: ^^
mom: three times…
tired: three dead…
walnut: THREE COSTUMERS \(☆○☆)/
caso cerrado: Hu Tao
walnut: I'll call the ambulance