fake gay pirate: am I still banned from being horny
edgy ginger: yes
*fake gay pirate changed edgy ginger's name to 'party pooper'*
party pooper: you have the humor of a middle schooler
fake gay pirate: at least I get laid
atheist: EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY YOU TWO BITCHES FIGHT LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS WHO JUST LEARNED ABOUT SEX SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T CARE YOUR FATHERS DEAD OR THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER, I AM FUCKING TRYING TO DO MY JOB AS A STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU TWO BITCHES ARE RINGING MY FUCKING PHONE EVERY TWO SECONDS.
party pooper: ...
atheist: WE GET IT. ONE OF YOU IS A FUCKING VIRGIN WITH A MIDDLE SCHOOL WATTPAD FANFICTION BACKSTORY AND THE OTHER IS A WHORE THAT CAN'T EVEN GET A CHALK MAN TO FUCK HIM. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.
fake gay pirate: reminds me of when dad was alive he would scream at us just like this
tired: keqing???
atheist: yes Ganyu?
tired: are you okay?
atheist: im have been running on coffee for three days straight
atheist: no
fake gay pirate: why are you nice to her but scream at me?
atheist: because ganyu is a dear friend and worries about me WHILE YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THE REASON ABORTIONS WERE INVENTED
tired: thanks
atheist: you're welcome
fake gay pirate: I don't want to be in this gc anymore
*tone deaf dj locked the leave feature*
tone deaf dj: no <3
839-909-0912: whats with the feral catgirl
atheist: I AM NOT A CATGIRL
atheist: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU
*tone deaf dj changed 839-909-0912's name to ginger manwhore*
ginger manwhore: I liked my other name better
atheist: I would rather be with a stranger than this bitch
ginger manwhore: how kind
promise I'll be gentle: HELLO MISTER
promise I'll be gentle: I THOUGHT YOU DIED 💖
thing 2: I wish he did
sexy: ^^
short bastard: true
atheist: finally something we agree on
fake gay pirate: don't you have work to do?
atheist: I'll rip up your intestines
fake gay pirate: I'll take that as a yes
broke bitch: why is keqing mad
mom: the student council and the class representatives are working nonstop to get the school festival done
fake gay pirate: sounds tough
book horny: you're a class representative
fake gay pirate: what
party pooper: remembered you ran for class treasurer because I said you couldn't win?
fake gay pirate: ah
fake gay pirate: I won tho <3
probably a vampire: you were marked down as, and I quote
probably a vampire: "the worst fucking class representative we have had in 29 years"
fake gay pirate: that's on you for voting for me
probably a vampire: I thought nobody was stupid enough to actually do it
short edgy dude: I didn't vote for him
chalk: me neither
fake gay pirate: hey :)
chalk: you're banned from the lab
fake gay pirate: :(
atheist: SO THAT'S WHY WORK KEEPS PILING UP
atheist: COME DO YOUR FUCKING JOB
fake gay pirate: yes ma'am
rich mom: I thing a good part of this Groupchat are class representatives and do nothing
thing 2: who are the class representatives?
ganyu:
12th: Jean (president), Diluc (vice president), Lisa (secretary), Zhongli (treasurer)
11th: Keqing (president), Albedo (vice-president), Eula (secretary), Kaeya (treasurer)
10th: Ganyu (president), Yanfei (vice president), Noelle (secretary), Lumine (treasurer)
9th: Barbara (president), Xingqiu (vice president), Chongyun (secretary), Fischl (treasurer)
student council: Ningguang (president), Keqing (vice president), me (secretary), Zhongli (treasurer)
mom: wow
caso cerrado: I refuse to believe Zhongli won as treasurer TWICE
ginger manwhore: he has a nice ass tho
caso cerrado: I wish you had become Hu Tao's client
walnut: awww 🖤
peepaw: I have a nice bottom?
ginger manwhore: yes :)
peepaw: interesting
keqing: KAEYA
fake gay pirate: IM GOING
bunny arson: I still remember the war when the twins runned for the same position
thing 2: and the best one won
thing 1: fuck off it was off by one vote
thing 2: still won
food nerd: I have no idea how xingqiu became vice president
ice cream nerd: he maid a good campaign tho
the power of christ compels you: one of his slogans was "if you don't vote for me you're homophobic"
book nerd: I think thats amazing campaigning, you wouldn't understand
maid on steroids: im glad everyone chose me as their secretary :))
the power of christ compels you: you don't deserve to be in this gc
rock n roll: that's a compliment, by the way
maid on steroids: thanks?
rich mom: since basically everyone is here
rich mom: what are your classes doing as their activity
mom: you already know, but we are doing a treasure hunt
atheist: maid cafe
short bastard: I can't believe kaeya convinced the class to do it
fake gay pirate: my persuasion skills work in mysterious ways
tired: we are doing a lottery
walnut: highly uncharacteristic of you
caso cerrado: we have our surprises ;)
the power of christ compels you: we are doing a concert!
rock n roll: hell yeah
fake gay pirate: can't wait to see albedo in a maid dress
chalk: please stay away from me
keqing: IF YOU GUYS DON'T GET TO WORK RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU