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Venti makes a chatfic. Everyone is gay. Chaos ensues (originally on Ao3) More

The Start of Hell
childe slander ๐Ÿ˜ˆ
Can hell get any worse? Yes
Context!
Kaeya is gay and mentally ill (what's new)
Zhongli just fucking died can we get an f in the chat
Kaeya is horny
Kazuha's friend fucking dies
Xingqiu supremacy
Festival except not because I suck at world building
Everyone is drunk and mentally unstable
Enemies to lovers but they're still enemies
Birth control
Happy Pride Month
Birth control pt 2
death is but a temporary state in this world
birth control pt 3
Brothers Reconciled?? (100% real no clickbait)
Just a Ton of Bullshit
Cults (and milfs)
Another House Party (BAD END)
Gay people don't die
Just one big mess
Scaramouche fucking dies
Venti (derogatory)
Inazuma gang is here
Weed (and murder)
Late night minecraft
Pluto isn't a planet
I believe in poly ships supremacy
Murata best archon
Having a blast during amber's birthday
Idk what to name this
Studying
Exams suck
Ending the year with a blast
Just a bunch of poop
Baals in yo mouth
hiiiii

Keqing is angry

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fake gay pirate: am I still banned from being horny

edgy ginger: yes

*fake gay pirate changed edgy ginger's name to 'party pooper'*

party pooper: you have the humor of a middle schooler

fake gay pirate: at least I get laid

atheist: EVERY SINGLE FUCKING DAY YOU TWO BITCHES FIGHT LIKE 12 YEAR OLDS WHO JUST LEARNED ABOUT SEX SHUT THE FUCK UP. I DON'T CARE YOUR FATHERS DEAD OR THAT YOU TRIED TO KILL EACH OTHER, I AM FUCKING TRYING TO DO MY JOB AS A STUDENT COUNCIL MEMBER BUT ITS IMPOSSIBLE WHEN YOU TWO BITCHES ARE RINGING MY FUCKING PHONE EVERY TWO SECONDS.

party pooper: ...

atheist: WE GET IT. ONE OF YOU IS A FUCKING VIRGIN WITH A MIDDLE SCHOOL WATTPAD FANFICTION BACKSTORY AND THE OTHER IS A WHORE THAT CAN'T EVEN GET A CHALK MAN TO FUCK HIM. I DON'T GIVE A SHIT. I'M TIRED OF THIS BULLSHIT.

fake gay pirate: reminds me of when dad was alive he would scream at us just like this

tired: keqing???

atheist: yes Ganyu?

tired: are you okay?

atheist: im have been running on coffee for three days straight

atheist: no

fake gay pirate: why are you nice to her but scream at me?

atheist: because ganyu is a dear friend and worries about me WHILE YOU MAKE ME REMEMBER THE REASON ABORTIONS WERE INVENTED

tired: thanks

atheist: you're welcome

fake gay pirate: I don't want to be in this gc anymore

*tone deaf dj locked the leave feature*

tone deaf dj: no <3

839-909-0912: whats with the feral catgirl

atheist: I AM NOT A CATGIRL

atheist: WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU

*tone deaf dj changed 839-909-0912's name to ginger manwhore*

ginger manwhore: I liked my other name better

atheist: I would rather be with a stranger than this bitch

ginger manwhore: how kind

promise I'll be gentle: HELLO MISTER

promise I'll be gentle: I THOUGHT YOU DIED 💖

thing 2: I wish he did

sexy: ^^

short bastard: true

atheist: finally something we agree on

fake gay pirate: don't you have work to do?

atheist: I'll rip up your intestines

fake gay pirate: I'll take that as a yes

broke bitch: why is keqing mad

mom: the student council and the class representatives are working nonstop to get the school festival done

fake gay pirate: sounds tough

book horny: you're a class representative

fake gay pirate: what

party pooper: remembered you ran for class treasurer because I said you couldn't win?

fake gay pirate: ah

fake gay pirate: I won tho <3

probably a vampire: you were marked down as, and I quote

probably a vampire: "the worst fucking class representative we have had in 29 years"

fake gay pirate: that's on you for voting for me

probably a vampire: I thought nobody was stupid enough to actually do it

short edgy dude: I didn't vote for him

chalk: me neither

fake gay pirate: hey :)

chalk: you're banned from the lab

fake gay pirate: :(

atheist: SO THAT'S WHY WORK KEEPS PILING UP

atheist: COME DO YOUR FUCKING JOB

fake gay pirate: yes ma'am

rich mom: I thing a good part of this Groupchat are class representatives and do nothing

thing 2: who are the class representatives?

ganyu:
12th: Jean (president), Diluc (vice president), Lisa (secretary), Zhongli (treasurer)

11th: Keqing (president), Albedo (vice-president), Eula (secretary), Kaeya (treasurer)

10th: Ganyu (president), Yanfei (vice president), Noelle (secretary), Lumine (treasurer)

9th: Barbara (president), Xingqiu (vice president), Chongyun (secretary), Fischl (treasurer)

student council: Ningguang (president), Keqing (vice president), me (secretary), Zhongli (treasurer)

mom: wow

caso cerrado: I refuse to believe Zhongli won as treasurer TWICE

ginger manwhore: he has a nice ass tho

caso cerrado: I wish you had become Hu Tao's client

walnut: awww 🖤

peepaw: I have a nice bottom?

ginger manwhore: yes :)

peepaw: interesting

keqing: KAEYA

fake gay pirate: IM GOING

bunny arson: I still remember the war when the twins runned for the same position

thing 2: and the best one won

thing 1: fuck off it was off by one vote

thing 2: still won

food nerd: I have no idea how xingqiu became vice president

ice cream nerd: he maid a good campaign tho

the power of christ compels you: one of his slogans was "if you don't vote for me you're homophobic"

book nerd: I think thats amazing campaigning, you wouldn't understand

maid on steroids: im glad everyone chose me as their secretary :))

the power of christ compels you: you don't deserve to be in this gc

rock n roll: that's a compliment, by the way

maid on steroids: thanks?

rich mom: since basically everyone is here

rich mom: what are your classes doing as their activity

mom: you already know, but we are doing a treasure hunt

atheist: maid cafe

short bastard: I can't believe kaeya convinced the class to do it

fake gay pirate: my persuasion skills work in mysterious ways

tired: we are doing a lottery

walnut: highly uncharacteristic of you

caso cerrado: we have our surprises ;)

the power of christ compels you: we are doing a concert!

rock n roll: hell yeah

fake gay pirate: can't wait to see albedo in a maid dress

chalk: please stay away from me

keqing: IF YOU GUYS DON'T GET TO WORK RIGHT NOW I WILL NOT HESITATE TO KILL YOU

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