thing 2: unmute kaeya
edgy ginger: no
mom: do it
edgy ginger: no
tone deaf dj: please?
edgy ginger: no
thing 1: do it for me
edgy ginger: no
book horny: I can't take it anymore
edgy ginger: not my problem
probably a vampire: im banning you from the church
the power of christ compels you: you can't do that
probably a vampire: you underestimate me
promise I'll be gentle: why is kaeya crying?
peepaw: we can hear the noice from our dorm
short bastard: if I hear him one more time im commiting a murder
edgy ginger: not my problem
book nerd: lmao I thought it was a ghost
food nerd: is that why Chongyun is going around the boys dorms with a sword
rich mom: he is what now
short edgy dude: unmute him already
atheist: im going insane
atheist: my dorm is closest to the boys wing and its insufferable
peepaw: would a cup of wine calm him down?
tone deaf dj: no but feel free to bring it over
walnut: how would you even afford it?
peepaw: childe
promise ill be gentle: already sent the money 😘
Chongyun: i am traumatized
promise I'll be gentle: homophobic much?
food nerd: not that
book nerd: we were looking for the ghost
book nerd: but we only found kaeya crying half naked with a picture of a certain alchemist
scrOwOse: timeaus?
thing 1: so innocent ❤
book horny: go back to work sweetie <3
edgy ginger: none of these are my problem
promise I'll be gentle: why does he look so pathetic
broke bitch: what did I miss why is everyone watching kaeya cry and where can I join
real gay pirate: second floor of the boys dorm, the door is open
probably a vampire: bring wine
broke bitch: bold of you to assume I have the money
peepaw: im on my way
thing 2: why is that picture so high resolution
tone deaf dj: right? Its kinda scary
thing 2: I can see each of his fingers from here
vengeance is better served cold: what the hell is going on
bunny arson: x2
thing 2: where were you two
bunny arson: I accidentally made my phone blow up
mom: eula?
vengeance is better served cold: I don't care about y'all
bunny arson: whats the gossip
book horny: kaeya got muted on the groupchat and he doesn't have any other way to talk to albedo
probably a vampire: so now he's having a mental breakdown
book horny: thanks to diluc
edgy ginger: you're welcome
real gay pirate: it wasn't even this bad when ningguang blocked me
tired: probably because she does it like five times a week
chalk: why is kaeya crying with a picture of me?
chalk: it is weirdly high resolution too
caso cerrado: pretty sure that's illegal
edgy ginger: please do arrest him
walnut: don't call the police I got a warrant
chalk: oh, I forgot to unblock him
rich mom: why did you block him in the first place?
dad: who hasn't blocked him?
tone deaf dj: fuck I regret putting those names
tone deaf dj: who are you
dad: dainsleif
thing 2: great now we wasted his two sentences of the week
thing 1: disappearing, truly a dad
chalk: I blocked Kaeya because he "accidentally" sent pornography to our private chat
atheist: just unblock him I can't do this anymore
chalk: fine
rich mom: unmute him too
edgy ginger: no
mom: do it
rich mom: do it
tone deaf dj: cmon you're gonna ignore TWO moms?
edgy ginger: fine
*edgy ginger unmuted fake gay pirate*
fake gay pirate: I am back from the dead
fake gay pirate: you know who isn't back from the dead?
mom: you really don't learn
fake gay pirate: dad
edgy ginger: I hope your chalk boyfriend leaves you
fake gay pirate: how rude 😥
peepaw: I brought all this wine for nothing?
tone deaf dj: no :)
probably a vampire: no :)
mom: you know what? I need it
rich mom: x2
probably a vampire: count me in
real gay pirate: im bringing beer
the power of christ compels you: please don't drink too much
tone deaf dj: I promise nothing