Charlotte -talking about books- "spines were made to be broken"
Me -while subtly eavesdropping on a year 7 lesson taking place In the library- "The Dewey decimal system is bae"
Coral- "Jessica, you have the boots of a serial killer"
Aysha - "My arse is so far gone it's entered orbit around the sun"
Alex - "what happened?"
Hannah - "Megan snorted coke!"
Coral -talking about GoT- " if Joffrey was any more inbred he'd be a sandwich"
Me - "Alas my fellow kinsmen but I must bid thee farewell"
My music teacher - "I thought you were speaking Spanish at first which would've been impressive but then I realised it was just flowery English and it got so much better!"
Alex - "I was at work the other day and this chav leaned out his car shouting 'this isn't what I ordered, you're fucking useless' and threw his cheeseburger at me"
Jessica - " a girls name beginning with S"
Hannah - "Lucy!"
Aysha - "bow before me puny mortals!"