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( xli. bennett's new look )
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sunday | 6:45 AM
bennettslifesucks
DONT ASK WHY IM UP SO EARLY
bennettslifesucks
I NEED YOUR HELP
bennettslifesucks
I CANNOT DRESS I DONT HAVE DRIP
bennettslifesucks
I ADMIT IT.
bennettslifesucks
I NEED YOUR GUYS' EXPERTISE
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prinzessin
Bennett, it's still dark outside.
bennettslifesucks
I KNOW
bennettslifesucks
I KNOW
bennettslifesucks
HEY WHY ARE YOU AWAKE THEN
prinzessin
Oz is crowing incredibly loudly and it woke me up.
bennettslifesucks
AWWW
prinzessin
Not "AWWW." It's ear-splitting.
prinzessin
I'm putting him outside.
bennettslifesucks
BUT WONT HE MISS YOU ☹️☹️
prinzessin
Oz and I are not joined at the hip, Bennett.
I suppose our relationship can be defined as that of solidarity— or rather a sort of high regard for one another.
bennettslifesucks
solidarit-
prinzessin
Anyway, what exactly did you need help with?
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barbsings
BENNETT WHAT THE FUCK
joyeuxnoelle
this man is awake at like 6AM
prinzessin
Ah, good morning, friends.
barbsings
HI FISCHL 😋
joyeuxnoelle
good morning 😁😁😁😁
bennettslifesucks
WOW I DIDNT EXPECT YALL TO REPLY
barbsings
barbs is always here 😇 i was planning to wake up early today anyway
joyeuxnoelle
ME TOO!!
barbsings
TWINSIES 👯♀️
joyeuxnoelle
😋👍
barbsings
benny why are you awake though 😭😭
bennettslifesucks
I DONT KNOW
bennettslifesucks
I SAID NOT TO ASK
bennettslifesucks
ANYWAY THANK YOU FOR COMING
bennettslifesucks
ME AND RAZOR ARE GOJNG OJ A DSATRJ ON STARJFDAY AND IHBAE NO CLUNWHAT RINWESR I BEED SONGNNASSISTENCE
joyeuxnoelle
...
prinzessin
Barbara, translation please?
barbsings
working on it!
barbsings
"ME AND RAZOR ARE GOING ON A DATE ON SATURDAY AND I HAVE NO CLUE WHAT TO WEAR. I NEED SOME ASSISTANCE."
prinzessin
Thank you.
prinzessin
Oh, I see now you admit you don't have drip.
bennettslifesucks
HELP DUSOWJSKDJKFKF
FISCHL I NEVER HAD THE DRIP 🥲
barbsings
HELGOJTK FISCHL SAYING DRIP 😭😭
joyeuxnoelle
PLEASE
barbsings
even his roblox avatar ugly ☹️
joyeuxnoelle
STOPPP 😭
prinzessin
Don't get me started on his Roblox.
bennettslifesucks
HEYHEYHEY WHOA I DIDNT SIGN UP FOR THIS
barbsings
it's us what did you expect 🤪🤪
bennettslifesucks
LEAVE MY ROBLOX AVATAR ALONE
joyeuxnoelle
he has the robloxian body and a nike hoodie 😭
prinzessin
PLEASE. He has on the "ORIGINAL 🔥 NEW🔥rainbow Nike hoodie 🌈 BROWN RED GREEN YELLOW ORANGE COOL GALAXY GAME CLOTHING"
barbsings
STOPPPPPP
bennettslifesucks
HEY I LOOK COOL!!
barbsings
yeah to a 6 year old
prinzessin
That was out of pocket. 💀
joyeuxnoelle
I don't understand because Mr Kaeya and Mr Albedo are so fashionable
barbsings
RIGHT
bennettslifesucks
OK OK OK I GET IT 😰😥 DONT BRING THEM INTO THIS I OBVIOUSLY DIDNT PICK UP MY DADS FASHION SENSES 😰😭😭🤞
prinzessin
Okay, okay. That's enough. Sorry, Bennett.
joyeuxnoelle
WERE SORRY BENNETT DONT BE MAD AT US!! we'd love to help you upgrade your wardrobe!!!
barbsings
BESTIE U KNOW I DONT MEAN IT <3 ILY
bennettslifesucks
yes you do 😓😓😓 but it's ok i guess 😰
barbsings
OPERATION GET BENNETT A NEW WARDROBE IS A GO!!
bennettslifesucks
thank you so much my fashionable friends 😥😥
prinzessin
Let's begin with a few questions. Where is Razor taking you?
bennettslifesucks
I ASKED AND HE SAID ITS A SECRET 😰
barbsings
oh so hes doing that huh??
joyeuxnoelle
should we try and get an answer from him????
prinzessin
Absolutely not, Noelle; it'd ruin the surprise.
bennettslifesucks
BUT I WANNA KNOW 😭😭
joyeuxnoelle
benny ur using so many crying emojis 😭😭😥
bennettslifesucks
because i'm crying i'm so nervous i've never been on a date before
bennettslifesucks
AHEHFKTK WHAT IF IM SO AWKWARD AND THEN RAZOR HATES ME AND NEVER WANTS TO SEE ME AGAIN AND I NEVER GET TO KISS HIM AGAIN AND SEE HIM SMILE
barbsings
HYE HEY YOULL BE FINE!!! I know exactly how you feel. I was so nervous when Xinyan and I went on our first date— but after a while you shake it off and it becomes SUPER FUN!!!
joyeuxnoelle
Surely! And don't forget the point of a date is to hang out with the person you love the most. <3 that's what this is all about
prinzessin
Razor likes you for who you are; just consider it a lovely day hanging out with him. As Noelle said, there is really nothing more to it.
bennettslifesucks
how are you guys so,,, fucking.,,, nice...,!;&;'!!!
bennettslifesucks
THANK YOU SO MUCH—
I AM DOING MY BEST
TO CALM
MY NERVES
It's just a little difficult
bennettslifesucks
i like him.. a lot... so ... i just
joyeuxnoelle
AWWW IM IN TEARS
barbsings
NO UR NICE 😡😡😡😡
IM SO FUCKING AHHRJFKF
AWHEJRJR
prinzessin
We understand, Bennett. 💜
I hate to ruin this lovely moment, but I would like to assist some more. Question number two: what look/aesthetic are we going for?
bennettslifesucks
oh jeez ... there are aesthetics ???
joyeuxnoelle
BENNETT 😃
barbsings
HOW ARE WE BESTIES AND YOU DONT KNOW AESTHETICS
prinzessin
Barbara, Noelle and I are the queens of aesthetics.
barbsings
SO TRUE
bennettslifesucks
i dont know 😀😀😀😀😀
UM YOU GUYS HAVE A BLANK SLATE I GUESS
prinzessin
Dear God help us.
barbsings
i cannot believe this
joyeuxnoelle
ITS FINE. LETS JUST GET TO WORK. IVE BEEN WAITING TO GIVE A MAKEOVER TO SOMEONE FOR AGES
prinzessin
By the time we are done shopping with him, Razor will be awestruck.
barbsings
THATS RIGHT
bennettslifesucks
I I I-
barbsings
you don't get a say anymore you said we have a clean slate 🙂🙂
bennettslifesucks
O- 🤐
prinzessin
Okay, Noelle, you choose what look we should go for. You're best at this.
joyeuxnoelle
AWW!! THANK YOU!
joyeuxnoelle
ngl, i think bennett can rock the softboy look
bennettslifesucks
WHAT IS THAT
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prinzessin
PLEASE. I didn't even know you could do that.
barbsings
noelle is stating facts 😄🤞🤞🤞
joyeuxnoelle
i think he can pull it off quite well due to his appearance no?
prinzessin
Agreed.
barbsings
*knuckles voice* APPROVED 👍
prinzessin
*Gasp*, I've got the look in my head.
We have to go shopping. I know exactly what to do.
barbsings has unmuted bennettslifesucks!
bennettslifesucks
U MUTED ME FOR THIS IM IN TEARS I FEEL SO SILENCED 😰😰😰
barbsings
sorry!!! anyways benny, are you free later today? would you like to go shopping and by that i mean we pick out clothes for you and you have no say? 😁
prinzessin
Yes or yes?
joyeuxnoelle
You can't say no 😁
bennettslifesucks
I-
bennettslifesucks
y... yes
barbsings
We'll pick you up at 2!!!
prinzessin
See you.
joyeuxnoelle
BYEBYE BENNETT! <3
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bennettslifesucks
i shouldve just stuck with my sweatpants and creeper hoodie🧑🦯
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a/n:
SORRY I RLLY WANTED TO WRITE A CHAPTER TODAY AND IT TURNED INTO BENNETT SLANDER LFMAOOA
next chapter will be razor and bennys first date 🥺🥺 SHEJSIJSIDJDKDK !!! AFTER 41 CHAPTERS. IM SO EXCITED I HOPE U R TOO
qotd:
which artifact domain do you do the most?
my answer:
Crimson witch, pale flame or noblesse!!
because of xingqiu razor klee diluc and bennett 🤞aka my 4lifers